I had the most shocking one to date last night.
A man asked for a couples outcall. Paid a deposit, all seemed fine. Drove 40 mins to get there, knocked on the door... Nothing. I could see that someone was home, texted him in case they didn't hear the door. Kept saying 2 mins. Was stood on the bloody doorstep nearly 10 mins. Told him I was leaving and the door suddenly opens, I walk in to a sheepish looking man and a furious and upset looking woman. Turns out that I was a surprise. She didn't even know that I was coming til I knocked on the door. I was furious. Luckily she was reasonable and saw that the fault lay with him and not me but I felt terrible. He said I'll go upstairs and get you some petrol money for wasting your time, then left me in the lounge with her while he went upstairs. Awkward much? I apologised and told her he was wrong to do what he did. When he came back down I told him he was out of order. He said that we talk about it in bed and she said she wanted to so I thought she agreed to it. What a pleb.
10 mins into my drive home he texted to say she's gone love, come back and see me? Nah thanks. Can't believe he did that. Poor girl.