Hey free today?
Looking for owo 69 and cim if you’re a good girl *winky face*

Hey free today?
Looking for owo 69 and cim if you’re a good girl *winky face*

How can you resist that reward? 

Yesterday a man messaged me asking if I'm free Saturday. I said yes, what time?
He said:

"12pm, but it's my weekend with my daughter, can I bring her and leave her the other room?"

 

If someone turns up to a booking with a child I'm turning them away. How can someone think that's OK?

HIM: Hello.  Is shag & go available?
ME: I don't know.  You'll have to ask Shag & Go himself / herself.
HIM:

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HIM: Is it you in the pictures?
ME (attempting subtlety): Consider the value of that question and then see if you truly think it's worth asking.
HIM: Look: I once went to see a girl who looked nothing like her pictures.  She was 20 stone with a short-back-and-sides hairstyle.  The booking was a waste of time for both of us.
ME:  What was wrong?  She sounds lush to me*...

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*No offence to anybody.

...Maybe you could could just watch the handmaids tale instead & wank off to that if women in masks is your kink.

Haha!

Oh Braziliana that's funny. 

There's is a lot of bait n switch going on so we can't be too quick to dismiss it.

Got my first cult of covid clown today

him; given the current covid issues would you be happy wearing a mask for an hour and can you let me know a postcode or road name so I can plan a route? I'll be in contact shortly to arrange a time"
me: hi no sorry I have a no mask policy.
him: can I wear a mask?
me: I offer an eye mask for kinky sessions such as tie & tease but mouth muzzles are not welcomed unless it's a ball gag & we will have to arrange coded grunting sounds for discomfort signalling.
him; I'm asking about masks to protect against covid.
me; I realise that, I wouldn't be working if I had flu symptoms
him; I need to wear a mask so I don't catch it & give it to relatives.
me. good luck with that then, I don't know any sex workers seeing mask wearers. Maybe you could could just watch the handmaids tale instead & wank off to that if women in masks is your kink.

I had my Covidiot virginity broken today. A newbie booked an hour for last night a few days in advance. He actually sounded pleasant and polite enough, asked a few questions but nothing too crazy. Then he texts me on the day of his booking;
"Hi, on reflection the corona thing is on my mind so will have to cancel for this evening sorry"
Wow. I didn't even bother dignifying it with a response until he texted me again a few hours later to tell me again how corona virus has suddenly become rather worrying for him, strange it didn't occur to him during his organisation and questions etc.
Was tempted to say "I know it's terrible isn't it. Have you only just found out about it?!" I'm trying to avoid engaging with knob heads though at the moment, it just wastes time and energy and leads to burnout and having to take time off before I take to the road with a shopping trolley full of cats.

...he texted me again a few hours later to tell me again how corona virus has suddenly become rather worrying for him, strange it didn't occur to him during his organisation and questions etc...

Exactly!
Haha!

I don’t do the full pse service, I stated this on my profile. I once had a bad client who left me bruised and unable to work for 1 month when I did pse so I stopped doing this kind of service now..

I keep getting a client wanting to book me, I have explained to him I don’t do the pse service yet he still keeps emailing me to arrange bookings, always on the days I’m not not working (typical) .. always keeps asking me to see him on the days I don’t work claiming how good looking he is..how it will be worth my while if I see him not on my working day.. I don’t give a toss if they good looking or not.. it’s about the respect... his feeback on aw from other escorts is

-fucks like a pornstar
-he huge rough with  loads of stamina
-fucks like a pornstar huge cock
-very intense booking

I don’t know if it’s just me but  when I see that type of feedback, to me they are like warnings to let other girls know they will be in for an intense hard work booking    .. I told this client  I won’t be the girl for him so many times as I won’t give him a good service yet he still keeps emailing trying to book

Odd