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English Green

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14070 on: 03 December 2020, 02:40:49 pm »
Got a text off this drip

" Hi Sexy you up for some nice cock and a good banging. What times can you do?? Where are you?? "

My reply

" No sorry i am not up for it. I am psychic and i am getting vibes i will not enjoy sex with you and i do this job for enjoyment too not just money. Sorry i cannot help you but goodluck finding someone who can service you "

Hahahahaha
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eastkate

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14071 on: 03 December 2020, 03:00:25 pm »
Text I received at 10.43am today - 'Hi - Are you available this morning?'

You mean, within the next hour and 17 minutes lol?

I let him know that I was with a regular of mine for the next 4 hours and would be having lunch with him so no, I wasn't free unfortunately.

'Oh I had this morning off so really wanted to see you'

Me - ah I'm sorry sweetie

Him - 'Oh. If you could see me in 30 mins I could come. I would appreciate it'

Me again - I can't I'm afraid, like I said I have a booking presently

Him 'Cancel someone for me lol.  You won't regret it and I will be a regular if the GFE is good'

hahahahaha. oh lucky lucky me.

Where do they come from?!
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BangerRacing

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14072 on: 03 December 2020, 03:21:34 pm »
Quote from: eastkate on 03 December 2020, 03:00:25 pm
Where do they come from?!

Planet Narcopath.

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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14073 on: 03 December 2020, 03:29:35 pm »
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14074 on: 03 December 2020, 03:31:54 pm »
Quote from: Discrete lady on 03 December 2020, 12:51:22 pm
Aw email:

Hello gorgeous, I’m a young horny 24 year old with stamina. My dick is on my profile...
...but will he re-stitch it into his groin in time for his booking with you (which I assume you are up for)?
;D
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Discrete lady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14075 on: 03 December 2020, 03:40:18 pm »
Quote from: Braziliana on 03 December 2020, 03:31:54 pm
...but will he re-stitch it into his groin in time for his booking with you (which I assume you are up for)?
;D
yes booked him in. Ready and excitedly waiting haha!
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thickthighs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14076 on: 03 December 2020, 06:05:32 pm »
Quote from: Braziliana on 03 December 2020, 03:31:54 pm
...but will he re-stitch it into his groin in time for his booking with you (which I assume you are up for)?
;D

I love your sense of humour Braziliana :D :D :D
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HiddenTalents02

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14077 on: 08 December 2020, 05:33:09 am »
Got a message about a meet, it finished with ‘will try follow your rules on profile lol’
You mean my ‘rules’ of call’s only? Between certain hours?
How difficult   ;D
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Harriet_Lille

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14078 on: 08 December 2020, 06:28:03 am »
Looked my work phone yesterday morning, which I'd left on but on silent. It had a message at 2:30am saying "Hey gorgeous, are you free? I'm nearby and cold."

Aside from not doing walk ins, I wouldn't see a walk in at half 2 in the am. And was he just assuming that I'd be up and sat by my phone in makeup and lingerie waiting for someone like him?
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Jackiela

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14079 on: 08 December 2020, 06:38:19 am »
Had this one last night
Him hey I have never been with a ebony lady and would like to try

Me OK just call me when you want to make an appointment

Him OK but before I make one please can you tell if inside your pussy is it also pink?

Me oh nooo it's yellow 😂😂😂 I just thought what an idiot.

Him ohhh okay
Honestly what are we going to do with some of this men only God knows
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Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14080 on: 08 December 2020, 10:32:21 am »
I have three words.

"Dog Cum Tits'

*block*
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14081 on: 08 December 2020, 04:36:18 pm »
This idiot has been blocked since day one, for obvious reasons. All of his little scenarios invloved sniffing class As...

Him: If you can pick me up we can sniff and fuck in your car for an hour..

I never respond but believe me I've been tempted..
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JaneDough

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14082 on: 08 December 2020, 06:03:21 pm »
Quote from: English Green on 03 December 2020, 02:40:49 pm
Got a text off this drip

" Hi Sexy you up for some nice cock and a good banging. What times can you do?? Where are you?? "

My reply

" No sorry i am not up for it. I am psychic and i am getting vibes i will not enjoy sex with you and i do this job for enjoyment too not just money. Sorry i cannot help you but goodluck finding someone who can service you "

Hahahahaha

Hahaaa! I'm well gona be using this response!
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14083 on: 10 December 2020, 08:20:18 pm »
Hi are you working today?
No, I'm unavailable until x.
Oh. Can I not see you today?

Hi when are you available today?
Before 2pm.
Can I see you at 3pm?

Hiya are you available this evening?
No, I'm unavailable until x.
Are you sure you can't see me tonight?

I know you don't work late evenings but any chance you could see me since you know me?

....and these are all regulars.  :FF

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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14084 on: 11 December 2020, 08:22:48 am »
Quote from: Hannaah on 10 December 2020, 08:20:18 pm
Hi are you working today?
No, I'm unavailable until x.
Oh. Can I not see you today?

Hi when are you available today?
Before 2pm.
Can I see you at 3pm?

Hiya are you available this evening?
No, I'm unavailable until x.
Are you sure you can't see me tonight?

I know you don't work late evenings but any chance you could see me since you know me?

....and these are all regulars.  :FF



I've had one like that all week! Wanted an evening booking.

Hi hun, u available? Sent at 6.30pm
Yes, what time?
Don't know. When I finish work.

Hi hun, u available? Sent at 5pm.
I'll be available after 7pm.
Okay x
Then silence after that.

Do they think we are mind readers? What's the effing point?!  :FF  ::) ::)
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