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DarcyLady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13740 on: 20 March 2020, 06:01:12 pm »
Quote from: Philipa on 20 March 2020, 04:00:35 pm
Telling me how to run my business:

Him: you are charging too much for taxi. I use Uber in central London it costs no more than £10
Me: my outcall rate includes the effort it takes to travel, not just taxi
Him: you'll lose clients if you profit from the taxi. That's greedy. Where do you live? I can tell you how much it should cost


Wow. Please don't dispense business advice whilst trying to book.  :FF

I love these types of clients. I had one tell me that I needed his help to write my profile, which has been successfully gaining me clients for ten years now... ::)
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hot flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13741 on: 22 March 2020, 10:24:35 pm »
 email on aw telling me I could use  a photographer and insists its a good rate .
Reading between the lines no interest in booking just promotion of business and thinks my images are crap probably
In the meantime
 when clients like the images and paid to visit  guess I'm doing something right  :)
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13742 on: 22 March 2020, 10:55:57 pm »
When a fool texts when clearly says don't texts cos they get deleted but in that text seeking services I don't provide.

Fools text message

hi i would like to meet with you but for real unprotected sex you would feel and i also say that it's sex what do you say about it?

Blocked.
« Last Edit: 22 March 2020, 10:58:14 pm by Dynamite Doll »
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hot flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13743 on: 23 March 2020, 05:29:03 pm »
Quote from: pandora on 29 August 2009, 09:21:06 pm
My personal fave was a text from one of my younger regulars who had recently lost his job.

"I don't have any money so can I just come round and wank in front of you?"

Followed by, (after I did not reply)

"If not, do you have any friends that would like me to stop by and wank?"


Another one I received when on cam was "can you do a quickie for a fiver?" - Obviuosly not! The reply was "I will go and book a tranny then"

Joy!
Oh this is too funny 😅
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LittleMinx2

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13744 on: 27 March 2020, 09:43:41 am »
Keep getting fantasists messaging me saying they will pay X ammount for me to join them during lock down. Clearly states I am not working during this whole ordeal. Idiots the lot of them!
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13745 on: 29 March 2020, 12:13:10 am »
I have it on my profile and in my auto response I am unavailable until further notice.

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Wow wat a sexy ass...will deffo have 2 book u...bein tho u very local...am from *** n u got me very hard indeed xxz

He then goes on to have a conversation with my auto response.  ::)


Also had someone I haven't seen in well over a year message that he'd like to book when this is all over. Okay...so message me at that time? Do they really think we're going to fall for the free sex chat they want?  :FF
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hot flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13746 on: 31 March 2020, 10:46:20 am »
Call this morning on my work phone obviously from someone who saved my number as I'm not displaying it
Him Hi luv you self isolating ?
Me I'm not working at all I want to be safe
Him Have you got any idea when you going to work
Me do you know when the virus is finished
 Him He laughs no luv
Me I wouldn't put myself or anyone else at risk

Really !!
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13747 on: 31 March 2020, 12:02:59 pm »
Received today, and what a one-sentencer it is...!

Would you let someone get u pregnant?


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woowoomonster

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13748 on: 06 April 2020, 02:51:53 am »
We agree to a booking and set scenario, then right at the last minute, asks for Bareback. Then cancels when I say no.
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woowoomonster

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13749 on: 06 April 2020, 04:47:45 pm »
One single, solitary text message, with no previous contact,

"Outcall".
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Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13750 on: 06 April 2020, 05:12:36 pm »
Quote from: SarahHerts on 06 April 2020, 04:47:45 pm
One single, solitary text message, with no previous contact,

"Outcall".

Yes I get these, sometimes there's a town attached.

Have got someone who texts "hey" every so often.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13751 on: 06 April 2020, 06:53:10 pm »
Quote from: Mirror on 06 April 2020, 05:12:36 pm
Yes I get these, sometimes there's a town attached.

Have got someone who texts "hey" every so often.

Hee hee. Mirror, this is when you text back, “Straw.”😆😆😆
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DarcyLady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13752 on: 07 April 2020, 11:46:20 am »
Quote from: Mirror on 06 April 2020, 05:12:36 pm
Yes I get these, sometimes there's a town attached.

Have got someone who texts "hey" every so often.

These sorts of texts drive me insane. I get 'hi,' and 'u r fit.' They get blocked immediately.
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Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13753 on: 07 April 2020, 12:37:55 pm »
Does anyone get the 'Do you see black?' text every so often?

I think it's the same person different number each time.
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DarcyLady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13754 on: 07 April 2020, 12:55:12 pm »
Quote from: Mirror on 07 April 2020, 12:37:55 pm
Does anyone get the 'Do you see black?' text every so often?

I think it's the same person different number each time.

YES! And 'do you like big cocks?'  ::)
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