A guy called me last week, he sounded like he’d be a good laugh and my gut was saying “yes he’s cool”, he wanted a half hour incall booking and he asked if I would wear stockings and a matching underwear set, I said sure no problem, he then asked if I would answer my door wearing only the stockings and underwear and I said that my body and sexy underwear doesn’t get shown until I’m paid and the booking has started, and obviously not in full view of my neighbours door,
“fair enough” he said, so I was then about to launch into my usual “I’ll text you my postcode and when your there give me a call and I’ll direct you in” speech, and he then asked “is it okay if I turn up wearing a balaclava and keep it on the whole time”, and I said, rather sternly “eh I don’t think so, I’m not looking to be raped and murdered today, so thanks and goodbye”, he is now saved as Balaclava Man!!
