Booking request was fine to start with but it is what he said at the end that I declined to see him

Him . Hello I would like to come and see you for an hour this Friday at 8pm .
Me .   That would suit me just fine . Can I ask what services you would like ?
Him . GFE with DFK please
Me  Yes that would be perfectly okay with me .
Him Do you live alone ?
Me .  Sorry am declining your booking because of my security and I'm blocking you

Maybe am paranoid but gets me worried if I client asks if I am alone

I’m the same when they ask “are you in a apartment or hotel.”
I instantly worry they’re hoping I’ll say apartment so they’ve a chance to rob or worse.
I know it’s silly and maybe half the time it’s an innocent query () but it puts my back up and I cant let myself accept a booking that makes me as anxious as that question.

I've decided the next time that ?? is asked I'm going to answer it this way:
"Why? Are you planning on robbing me? Because the last time a man asked me that, i killed him & ate his liver with some fava beans & a nice Chianti."

Maybe he catches the movie reference, maybe he doesn't, but he'll think twice about asking that again ~ to anyone.😡😡

I've decided the next time that ?? is asked I'm going to answer it this way:
"Why? Are you planning on robbing me? Because the last time a man asked me that, i killed him & ate his liver with some fava beans & a nice Chianti." ...

Ya ha ha!
I too will be using this line!

Hi there

I'm thinking to book you and I wanted to ask you few things.

Do you Deep French Kiss? I enjoy lots of tongue play.

Do you allow Oral With Out Condom (OWO) and Cum in your mouth? Do you swallow?

I also looking to have bareback penetrative sex to completion/ Cum inside your pussy without a condom. Let me know if you are OK with that. Please be assured that I'm clean and regularly tested. And I'm happy to share my results from my local GUM clinic with you.

Few things about me: I'm 42 years old. Mixed race (Japanese/Greek). I have been living in the UK for the past 15 years. My phone number  (on whats app as well)

My apologies for such a long list of questions. I'm clean, respectful and genuine guy. Please let me know which services you are happy to provide and hopefully see you soon.


Clearly states on my profile what I do not offer which of course is what he wants
 

 

Text:

Him:  How much?
Me:  How much is what?  A tin of beans, a pound of cheese?  Give me a clue!
Him:  A massage
Me:   Where did you see my advert?
Him:  Adultwork
Me:  My prices are all on there, clearly displayed next to each service I offer, I'll make it easy for you, it's those numbers next to the £ sign!
Him:  Can't you just tell me?
Me:  Can't you just read?

End of conversation LOL

*Now doing my Samuel L Jackson voice*

Read, motherfuckers!!! READ!!!

I'm sure there's a quote from Pulp Fiction I could use but nothing comes to mind, lol.

 

Text:

Him:  How much?
Me:  How much is what?  A tin of beans, a pound of cheese?  Give me a clue!
Him:  A massage
Me:   Where did you see my advert?
Him:  Adultwork
Me:  My prices are all on there, clearly displayed next to each service I offer, I'll make it easy for you, it's those numbers next to the £ sign!
Him:  Can't you just tell me?
Me: Can't you just read?

End of conversation LOL

Love haha

*Now doing my Samuel L Jackson voice*

Read, motherfuckers!!! READ!!!
...

Ya ha ha!