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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13470 on: 09 July 2019, 03:48:35 pm »
Email this morning
Out call
no greeting or request plus the member added a postcode someplace in buckinghamshire



amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13471 on: 09 July 2019, 09:40:08 pm »
Email numpty: do you have a big thick bush?

Me: Yes, we have some lovely roses, and a hydrangea that's doing very well.

TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13472 on: 09 July 2019, 10:47:48 pm »
Email this morning
Out call
no greeting or request plus the member added a postcode someplace in buckinghamshire

I get loads of texts and emails like that.

If I’m in a nippy  mood (which is a lot of the time), I will reply saying caveman?

They often send back a confused question mark.

I just text back saying you sound like a fucking caveman barking one word messages at me, away and learn some basic manners and social skills and then maybe we can talk.

But I just block them after that.

Like how difficult is it to say hello? It’s so bloody rude yet they expect to walk into our houses and have sex with us?

The mind boggles how so many of them can’t get the most basic communication right and give us a good vibe giving the nature of the business but it will never change.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13473 on: 10 July 2019, 06:20:27 am »
I dread to imagine what their social skills and manners are like  if I met them in real life .
Very off putting .. their email  texts and voice  is the indicator to me of what's to come !

Ann

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13474 on: 10 July 2019, 08:04:58 am »
Hello can you do 5 days booking in London I am prepared to pay you 5 million pounds I want somebody who is open-minded when it comes to doing sexual things and I will need photographs and videos I am prepared to give you a 1 million pound deposit once we have spoken on WhatsApp video call and you agree to the terms off my request for services if you are interested please call for further details thank you


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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13475 on: 10 July 2019, 08:10:36 am »
Have they learned to condense what they put as they don't get any replies I wonder?

Either that or they are just rude.

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13476 on: 11 July 2019, 05:21:50 pm »
Email
Hi do you remember me I came to see you a year ago and licked your clit
I didn't think there was much point in replying to thst .
 I couldn't remember Mr insignificant  don't know why not !

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13477 on: 11 July 2019, 05:32:08 pm »
Ann!!!!
 Aren't you packing up??😆 Whatever are you going to buy with ALL THAT MONEY?!😮 I certainly hope you're planning on flying ME over for a visit! You could retire with 5 million💷(is that the right emoji? *squints*)....

This has to be the PoTD (post of the day)!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13478 on: 11 July 2019, 07:26:45 pm »
Ann!!!!
 Aren't you packing up??😆 Whatever are you going to buy with ALL THAT MONEY?!😮...
Well, shame on you CM (and on you, Ann); I don't get out of bed for less than 10 million... ;D

TheQuietOneHA!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13479 on: 11 July 2019, 08:42:49 pm »
Email
Hi do you remember me I came to see you a year ago and licked your clit
I didn't think there was much point in replying to thst .
 I couldn't remember Mr insignificant  don't know why not !

I had a client phone me up the other week from a number I didn’t recognise telling me he met me about 18 months ago, said his name and asked if I remember him? When I said I had absolutely no idea who he was, he got irritated and hung up? 🙈

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13480 on: 11 July 2019, 09:51:10 pm »
I had a client phone me up the other week from a number I didn’t recognise telling me he met me about 18 months ago, said his name and asked if I remember him? When I said I had absolutely no idea who he was, he got irritated and hung up? 🙈
Oh my gosh how could you not know him lol !!
What planet are these ego trips on !!

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13481 on: 12 July 2019, 12:37:03 am »
Braziliana ~ I am *obviously* in the wrong damn country😆😆.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13482 on: 12 July 2019, 01:38:08 am »
Text this morning ...

Helmet cheese xxx

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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13483 on: 12 July 2019, 07:07:01 am »
Speaking of clients remembering us a guy visited me Wed for an hour he said he had seen me in the past.  I didn't remember him but thought I would when I saw him.

I still didn't remember him lol.  I think we see too many!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13484 on: 12 July 2019, 11:22:14 am »
Often the only way I know I've seen a client is if I look at our text history and any notes I've made. It's rare for me to remember faces unless they are very distinctive or it's a regular.

Sometimes a guy will have changed his number and he'll say "Oh I saw you last year in Gatwick" and I'll go "Ohh, I was at the Premier Inn, right?" I'm totally guessing just based on my usual hotel choice.
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