Skunk or spunk yuk either one 

First guy texts asking for 2h booking, wants to know my nail color, etc and I can already smell the BS but I stay on course. Tries to push dirty talk,keeps saying he's 1", pakistani and can't "last"long...and doesn't have an email address (yet you seems to know how to text just fine). Blocked.

Some loser calls asking a crapload of questions, including my prices which he then proceeds to ask if I can "go lower", lol, and how many times can he pop in one hour...Click!

Then, someone who claimed to be a 'ladyboy' (who I suspect is the nail guy) texts asking me how he can get into the industry...really? "Sorry, good luck!" Message a transexual, how can I assist you with a vagina, again?

ffs, vivastreet has the most timewasters on the planet. All contacted within minutes. This is why I take deposits because if it were up to them, I'd be sitting on my couch dolled up twiddling my thumbs all day. Waste someone else's time, douche nozzles.

Just had a email from some chancer asking for 20 mins at a lower cost because he's very good in bed and his skills are guaranteed to make me orgasm.luckily he added his number.
Because why wouldn't I call him ?!

Some genius messaged me with:

"Would you do a blow and go for £30" (My minimum appointment is half an hour at £60"

I replied:

"Would you? Get a life!"

I had so many time wasters last week it just wasn't funny...

I’ve had it so many times when they ask for a heavily reduced session and then proceed to call me (a) ‘cheap’ (whore).
Lmfao, love a bit irony bc I’m literally the opposite of cheap ahhaha. Xx

Text
You do it with young boys .
hard to know if that's a question or accusation
Either way no answer is best answer for that one

I would've repied "What play Operation?". Or "No I do it with young gentlemen, you know as in adults over the age of 18 (or whatever your lower age limit is)"

Asking for a video call or calling my video on what'sapp, repeated. No, Sir, I will not be answering until payment has been sent.. The ad is an escort ad, not, cam. I guess half faced selfies aren't good enough, anymore

Got a call from Mobile,Alabama today wanting an appointment. Interesting bc I've never been to Alabama, nor placed an ad in that state. He swears he found me on a popular site, which now that I'm thinking of it, I've forgotten to look at to see if I really AM listed there. Urgh.

Had also been to my personal website. No, I won't be in Alabama. If you're ever in Atlanta, let me know. Nice talking to you too. Goodbye.

Cpl hours later he calls back & I think hmmm, that was fast. Surprise! He IS coming to Atlanta next month for a Braves (baseball⚾️) game.

The kicker😡:
"Can I have a picture?"

Gee, Don. There's plenty of pictures on my website.

"I want a GOOD one!"

Oh ho. I see whet you're asking for🙄🙄🙄. *scowls*

Surprisingly I did NOT lose my temper, & merely told him that what was on my website would have to do, bc I didn't send extra photos out. (That's what the GD site is for,  you moron)

And it had gone so well up til then. *heaves a sigh*

This one today
Calls up..is that you in the photos?
Do you do water sports ?
What size is your bust ?
I just did the silent treatment on him
Heard him repeat hello few times .
No point in answering a fool .
He had no intention of booking anyway .
The genuine clients always ask first  can j come and see you and don't ask dumb questions they have already read the profile .

The first question would have me hang up and block. Not even let the idiot reach to rest of the questions.