hahahaaaa, because all our lives are constantly lacking ‘fun’... omg.

Yes I suppose I should really be grateful of his kind offer to bring some fun into my life 

Two different men in a row

First

Where in xtown  ru

I need to know where u r

I asked did he prefer hotels or apartments

where ru

When would u like to come

where are you

Have you red my profile you know my age and favs

I need to know where u r

What time would you like to book

I need to know where u r

** The town I am in is tiny 10 mins in bad traffic jams gets you in and out, he only needs to know if I am in a hotel or apartment imo until I know has he read my profile

I hung up

2nd one into humiliation

asked for 3 different outfits for me to wear then said he would be here in 20 mins then as im hanging up I hear a shout or 25 if I can make it 

Here's one I listened to a couple of hours ago.

Caller: Hello I have never done anything like this before so can you tell me how often you have a health check?

I realise people want to be safe and all that but asking a sp that question and the answers received is not proof of anything.

What would you have said?  I was completely taken off guard as have never been asked this in an initial booking enquiry.  No way would I meet someone who is paranoid of catching a deadly disease etc. as they are not client material in my opinion so I did not answer his question. A total stranger who could have been a time waster.  I pretended I had misheard him and asked he repeat the question. I needed a few seconds to think and when he did repeat it I told him I didn't think a booking with me was possible. I politely ended the call. He should have read my profiles which would explain and answer his doubts but again nothing is fullproof it it is only words on a page.

Long term regular clients have never even broached this subject and when I think about it barely any man has brought it up either.

So what would you have replied?

Here's one I listened to a couple of hours ago...
...So what would you have replied?

I'd have just hung up!

In reply to my message giving the absolute earliest time I could accommodate: ‘Well just be naked on arrival save the undressing’

Erm, no.

Wouldn't have bothered. It's up to them to do their research, it's not as if the information isn't freely available on Google. Their sexual health is their own responsibility.

Same I would of hang up and instantly blocked. No need to respond to such guys.

Here's one I listened to a couple of hours ago.

Caller: Hello I have never done anything like this before so can you tell me how often you have a health check?

I realise people want to be safe and all that but asking a sp that question and the answers received is not proof of anything.

What would you have said?  I was completely taken off guard as have never been asked this in an initial booking enquiry.  No way would I meet someone who is paranoid of catching a deadly disease etc. as they are not client material in my opinion so I did not answer his question. A total stranger who could have been a time waster.  I pretended I had misheard him and asked he repeat the question. I needed a few seconds to think and when he did repeat it I told him I didn't think a booking with me was possible. I politely ended the call. He should have read my profiles which would explain and answer his doubts but again nothing is fullproof it it is only words on a page.

Long term regular clients have never even broached this subject and when I think about it barely any man has brought it up either.

So what would you have replied?

I would have replied every 6-8 weeks- but I guarantee that any escort you ask will say a similar thing regardless of whether they do or not- just like if you ask someone if they have or have ever had an sti - no one is going to admit that to a stranger?!

These guys don't realise that the majority of us are cleaner than the average woman they might pick up for a one night stand as we have to be so vigilant x