Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2664682 times)

Friday · « **Reply #750 on:** 27 November 2010, 02:26:35 pm »

TEXT:

Hey internet interest you. Can visit when any free

o....k we wont be responding to that one lol

AmericanPie · « **Reply #751 on:** 28 November 2010, 01:23:31 am »

Quote from: Elixir on 31 October 2010, 08:15:07 pm

Twat - Hello, where are you?
Me - I'm based in XXXXXXX
Tw - I want a 15 minute quickie
Me - Sorry, the minimum with me is an hour
Tw - Do you do half an hour?
Me - The minimum is an hour
TW - God, you are hard work, aren't you?
Me - Can I take your name? *File under rude idiot*
TW - Text me if you change your mind.
Me - I didn't catch that, did you say 'lose your mind?'

LOL...hilrarious

Roxy101 · « **Reply #752 on:** 30 November 2010, 08:47:46 am »

I swear they get worse.

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I am a 58 year old male into domination and humiliation

I realised this when me and my mother were walking into our town centre and two young girls spat at her and called her names. I was very shocked but also very turned on by this .
I went back into the town centre the following day and gave both the girls ?25 each as they laughed and called her more names and me an idiot.

I tried to find them since but to no avail , so i was wondering if you thought the same thing about my mother and if I should pay you for it ?

I will pay double if i am made to cry.

Please show me how cruel you can be and give me motivation to come and pay you my wages weekly.

xx

Alexa · « **Reply #753 on:** 30 November 2010, 09:27:09 am »

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I am a 58 year old male into domination and humiliation

I realised this when me and my mother were walking into our town centre and two young girls spat at her and called her names. I was very shocked but also very turned on by this .
I went back into the town centre the following day and gave both the girls ?25 each as they laughed and called her more names and me an idiot.

I tried to find them since but to no avail , so i was wondering if you thought the same thing about my mother and if I should pay you for it ?

I will pay double if i am made to cry.

Please show me how cruel you can be and give me motivation to come and pay you my wages weekly.

xx

I had a slightly different version of this one a while back, where it was his elderly wife (now dead), and he was terminally ill himself so would I grant his last wish. Where do they come up with this stuff?

lady69 · « **Reply #754 on:** 30 November 2010, 12:18:25 pm »

Gosh is this the longest thread of all time?

These Wankers never know when to stop do they??

1. Email just a few minutes ago

From: S Cheeky (yes that was his last name)

Hi Xxxxx

I had to write to say i think you are simply perfection.
I think.. you're too good for me to see you.. but i was wondering if guys were allowed to treat or spoil you with gifts somehow. You so totally deserve it.

I hope you are well and keeping warm. x

hmm shall I reply to this one??

2. Another Idiotic email

Hi,

I am 23 years old and i am a lawyer. Now i am specialising in public international law and because of that i will be next week in xxxx. And i want to spend a really nice time with a beautiful lady AS YOU. I also have some questions, because i do not see those informations (that are very important for me) on your site, and i hope you can answer. Do you offer french kissing? How is it with oral without condom? Mutual oral? Can we have sex in all positions? Can we do it multiple rounds? Where can i come? On body, face, in mouth? Can we have sex in shower or bath?
Thanks for answering me.

I am looking forward to seeing you.
Kisses

This wanker did not get a reply from me

3 Email

Hello Xxxxx,
I am just enquiring to see if you might ever like a domestic slave to visit you, I could clean your flat, kiss your feet or anything else you need me for. I am a white male non-smoker living and working in xxxx. My telephone number is (020)xxxx-xxxx or I can call you sometime. This is a totally genuine enquiry and I am looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Thanks,
Brian.

I am really tempted to help this one relive his slave fantasy for free

4. Phone call yesturday

Him: Hello is this xxx

Me: Yes this is Xxxxx
Him: Are you available latter today/
Me: Yes I am
Him: I was wondering if I could just drop by to say hello and see how we get on and then I will may be book to see you sometime next week
me: Buffled at this point. Sorry this is not how I work its either you book to see me or not I do not offer sampling.
Him: Yes but I don't want to book for two hours and then find out I may not like you
Me: Sorry but I have never had any one call with such a request and never had any problems with a client turning away during a visit so I would rather you called someone else you are sure about as I wouldn't want to waste my time getting ready only for you not to stay as I feel like this is a time wasting ploy.

kept badgering still adamant and needless to say I had to dismiss him to call someone else as as I wasn't interested in his proposal.

EmilyJones · « **Reply #755 on:** 30 November 2010, 01:33:18 pm »

Quote from: lady69 on 30 November 2010, 12:18:25 pm

Him: I was wondering if I could just drop by to say hello and see how we get on and then I will may be book to see you sometime next week

Ugh, this one comes in bunches of variants - I had to actually add a FAQ to my AW profile stating that no, I don't want to meet for a free "coffee and a chat", or whatever they're calling it, no matter how much of a "really nice guy" they are. Because yes, these requests just come from the seriously deluded men who think that A) we're already in our knickers, hooker makeup and stockings so it won't cost us any effort if they just 'pop by' and that B) we're always free to spend 10+ minutes with any random bloke that asks but who doesn't want to pay. As you can clearly see, that's a complete logic fail because if we gave all the fools that asked for free time what they wanted, we'd have zero minutes left in the day to actually work, eat or sleep. But they don't think about that, obviously!

They also casually ignore the fact that part of our fee is a "hazard pay" - we're single women accepting visits in private locations from strange men, after all - and so you can't come to see us for free because then we're taking that huge risk for free. They also "forget" that you can book an indie but if you honestly don't find her attractive, you can explain respectfully that you can't stay and you'll get a 90% refund and be sent merrily on your way, so there's then even less need for this creepy "free glimpse" where they find out a sex worker's address and probably attempt to get in a free grope, too. But I don't know why I'm going over it all here - being totally delusional is obviously far too important to these sorts of guys so they're unlikely to come here looking for a truthful explanation!

Grr! People who disrespect our professional work make me so cross!

River · « **Reply #756 on:** 30 November 2010, 01:47:49 pm »

Phone call just now
Withheld: Tell me about yourself
River: Your phone number is withheld. Call me back without withholding it

Phone rings again
BB*: Tell me about yourself
River: I already did a while ago
BB: I don't remember
River: You want bareback sex
BB: What's that?
River: Penetration without a condom
BB: A stuttering start of a response
River: I will never see you; go away~~~~~& I hung up

*BB>>> I log any number this way if they want bareback sex

lady69 · « **Reply #757 on:** 30 November 2010, 02:40:06 pm »

Quote from: EmilyJones on 30 November 2010, 01:33:18 pm

Grr! People who disrespect our professional work make me so cross!

hmmm me three these kind of guys are all Delusional, Just because there is sex involved and they think with their other head; means they do not acknowledge for a second that this is our source of income and therefore how we pay our expensive bills however good we are about making them feel like kings.

Camille · « **Reply #758 on:** 14 December 2010, 10:30:24 pm »

That was that twat 'Patel' who stalked me last year, he visited my apartment past midnight whilst I was looking outside my window! went to the Police and did nothing.

Quote from: naughtyholly on 16 September 2010, 12:07:24 am

A text that I received today:

Hi can you do st albans, asap. Do you take credit card payments? X

i haven't even bothered to reply.

Also, has anyone else been getting texts from someone calling themselves 'Patel' offering 12,000 pounds for 4 days work. He sends me them every other day now for the past couple of weeks. It went quiet for a week or so then started again over the last week or so! My motto: if it sounds too good to be true, then it usually is!

Amalia · « **Reply #759 on:** 18 December 2010, 11:10:32 pm »

Hi all,

I just got this mail in my inbox, looks like an other idiot trying to get something,
HOpe you're all well, and keep yourselves warm in this weather

X
Amalia

Hi Amalia,

I acquired your e-mail address from A/W, i really enjoyed reading your profile and you sound stunning!!! i live in Tongham GU10 which is 5 miles from Guildford, would love you to visit me for an hour, i am very tactile, love lots of cuddleing, caressing, french kissing and especially giving oral, for as long as you wanted me to, i,d love to taste your sweet love juice as you orgasm in my mouth!!

If you do decide to visit[ hope you do!!! ] on arrival, would you change in to a mini skirt, hold ups, heels [ higher the better!!! ] with a blouse and wearing sexy matching bra & panties?

Hoping for a favourable reply

Love J*** xxxxxxxxxx

lady69 · « **Reply #760 on:** 24 December 2010, 09:44:59 am »

Text received a minute ago from someone I have seen only once a few weeks ago

Him: Hi XXXX I am gonna be in town tonight on my own just wondering if you wanted some company? x

Me: Scratching my head as his offer for free company is very enticing Err not!

My reply sorry babes not working today until January as I am going to be with family and friends the whole time x

ha! no reply as yet hmmmmm

EmilyJones · « **Reply #761 on:** 24 December 2010, 12:58:47 pm »

Ooh, I've got one for this thread! The joyous combination of a bloke who A) never calls, only texts, because he's stupid and B) seems to think it's his decision how many appointments I take in one day.

Him: [Text #12 despite me NEVER replying favourably to any of them] "Hi, r u working today?"

Me: Sorry, just finished! Call tomorrow before 10am if you'd like to arrange something."

Him: "Oh no, I can't do tomoro. Cd I tempt u 2 c me today - I'll make it worth your while?:-)"

Me: By paying double?

Him: "I wish I cd, but I'll put a smile on your face...

"

Me: Sorry, I just saw someone else who did that already! Also, since you only pester me with last-minute demands, I'd like to request that you no longer contact me at all. Thanks.

Ha, I feel like a bit of a cow now but it felt lovely at the time to finally get him to shut up! Seriously - 12 times he tried to get me to give him an appointment via text. Shy? I think not; manipulative and creepy more like!

strawberry · « **Reply #762 on:** 24 December 2010, 01:58:34 pm »

Quote from: lady69 on 30 November 2010, 12:18:25 pm

Gosh is this the longest thread of all time?

These Wankers never know when to stop do they??

1. Email just a few minutes ago

From: S Cheeky (yes that was his last name)

Hi Xxxxx

I had to write to say i think you are simply perfection.
I think.. you're too good for me to see you.. but i was wondering if guys were allowed to treat or spoil you with gifts somehow. You so totally deserve it.

I hope you are well and keeping warm. x

hmm shall I reply to this one??

2. Another Idiotic email

Hi,

I am 23 years old and i am a lawyer. Now i am specialising in public international law and because of that i will be next week in xxxx. And i want to spend a really nice time with a beautiful lady AS YOU. I also have some questions, because i do not see those informations (that are very important for me) on your site, and i hope you can answer. Do you offer french kissing? How is it with oral without condom? Mutual oral? Can we have sex in all positions? Can we do it multiple rounds? Where can i come? On body, face, in mouth? Can we have sex in shower or bath?
Thanks for answering me.

I am looking forward to seeing you.
Kisses

This wanker did not get a reply from me

3 Email

Hello Xxxxx,
I am just enquiring to see if you might ever like a domestic slave to visit you, I could clean your flat, kiss your feet or anything else you need me for. I am a white male non-smoker living and working in xxxx. My telephone number is (020)xxxx-xxxx or I can call you sometime. This is a totally genuine enquiry and I am looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Thanks,
Brian.

I am really tempted to help this one relive his slave fantasy for free

4. Phone call yesturday

Him: Hello is this xxx

Me: Yes this is Xxxxx
Him: Are you available latter today/
Me: Yes I am
Him: I was wondering if I could just drop by to say hello and see how we get on and then I will may be book to see you sometime next week
me: Buffled at this point. Sorry this is not how I work its either you book to see me or not I do not offer sampling.
Him: Yes but I don't want to book for two hours and then find out I may not like you
Me: Sorry but I have never had any one call with such a request and never had any problems with a client turning away during a visit so I would rather you called someone else you are sure about as I wouldn't want to waste my time getting ready only for you not to stay as I feel like this is a time wasting ploy.

kept badgering still adamant and needless to say I had to dismiss him to call someone else as as I wasn't interested in his proposal.

I don't have a problem with any of these;

Situation 1 I'd just say of course any client is welcome to bring me gifts, 2 answer the questions but to the point(they are all things some ladies don't offer, or who charge extra for), domestic slave - I'd give a list of times and dates I'd be more than happy for him to clean my house(guess what he'll almost definitely not be able to come at those times and actually requires an appointment - which he can't pay for), number 4 I am actually considering this but under my terms since I have had a few chaps visit who I felt weren't ready to meet an escort, or with whom I just didn't get along with. I'd rather see someone who would have a positive experience, and return. By my terms however I do mean at my place of choice, with my phone on, at my convenience and with whatever clothing I may have on at the time. There would be no physical contact at all either and possibly only after I've been sent a photo of the person I'm meeting...............

I don't ignore contact instead I reply to the point, that way if the guy is genuine he has a chance and if not he doesn't get what he is hoping for.

Friday · « **Reply #763 on:** 28 December 2010, 12:04:44 am »

"Hey, I was wondering, because you channelled on me a couple of weeks ago do you think I could get any kind of discount if I tried to book you for this wednesday evening please? Xxx mike"

The only time I have ever canceled a booking was this one and it was when the weather was so bad people were trapped on scotlands biggest motorway AND on the same day as this booking the weather was so bad we cancelled a hospital appointment my husband had been waiting for!!! AND my profile clearly states I rely on public transport AND he has the nerve to ask for a discount!!!!!!

I have ignored it but my OH suggested this as a response..

"Hi mike.. Dure to the recent horrendous weather losing me so much work I am going to be increasing my prices but what I can do for you is charge you my old rates. Jem X x X"

ha ha

Lady_Lust_XXX · « **Reply #764 on:** 28 December 2010, 12:33:20 pm »

Quote from: JodieTs on 30 November 2010, 01:47:49 pm

Phone call just now
Withheld: Tell me about yourself
Jodie: Your phone number is withheld. Call me back without withholding it

Phone rings again
BB*: Tell me about yourself
Jodie: I already did a while ago
BB: I don't remember
Jodie: You want bareback sex
BB: What's that?
Jodie: Penetration without a condom
BB: A stuttering start of a response
Jodie: I will never see you; go away~~~~~& I hung up

*BB>>> I log any number this way if they want bareback sex

I'm same as you Jodie, though might not have been as polite.

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