Postcode???

Give him one for a kebab shop or public toilet.

Subject:   Evening sexy


Horny Male looking to meet sexy slim shaven horny lady this Wednesday evening in Glasgow central hotel
I would like to spend some quality time with sexy lady who is bisexual loves massage oral toys mutual masterbation watching porn dirty talk would love to talk about turn ons experience previous fucks fantasy's who wants to be licked fucked massaged all over and then to have a sexy escort join us for a hour where you will be the central of our attention fucking you doggy style while she licks your shaven pussey and playing with you Plus always wanted to watch couple fuck but not some hairy assed man but may be lady boy with big cock and tits fucking you as I lick your pussey from front to back

You can really sense the enthusiasm and excitement.
I hope he'll get all the pussey he's so longing for.

I'll choose pizza and a movie over sex any time.

Funny thing is my whole USP is having a bush (or hairy pussey I guess), and I wouldn't call myself slim either 

I've had this one too, and I'm pretty sure he's in this thread somewhere. Either way (and leaving the obvious stupid timewasterness aside) sixteen isn't underage - it's the legal age of consent.

No but isnt it illegal for us to take payment from someone under the age of 18 for sexual services? Ive always thought this! I thought 18 was the legal age for this industry!

Morally, i wouldnt sleep with someone under 18, and my preference is 21 + as the younger ones seem to expect PSE on tap, and throughout! But still- news to me that 16 is the legal age! ha! we learn something new everyday!

Yes, I thought the same. And also there's a strange law that if you're an older person over a certain age the person has to be over 17. Never heard of this before and never would have done if a family member hadn't had the job they had in the police.

No but isnt it illegal for us to take payment from someone under the age of 18 for sexual services? Ive always thought this! I thought 18 was the legal age for this industry!

Morally, i wouldnt sleep with someone under 18, and my preference is 21 + as the younger ones seem to expect PSE on tap, and throughout! But still- news to me that 16 is the legal age! ha! we learn something new everyday!

No I'm pretty sure the age of consent for anyone is 16, but if you're selling sex you must be 18 or over.

Yes, I thought the same. And also there's a strange law that if you're an older person over a certain age the person has to be over 17. Never heard of this before and never would have done if a family member hadn't had the job they had in the police.

Thats madness!! But yea i thought in this industry they had to be 18 or over, because you need to 18 to access the site no?
Anyway- hes clearly a dickhead ha! But yea clarifies what i thought, 16 is too young for this industry!

x

Email received today...

im interested

Literally like that. No punctuation or capital letters. No clue as to what he's interested in.

Him: It says on your profile you've very responsive to the right touching. What does that mean?
Me: If you press my nipples in the correct order, I fart God Save The Queen.

Hahahaha oh gosh. What did the idiot say