I have this guy down as a TW, he keeps saying he is going to book but never does, I just ignore him, got this from him yesterday, made me laugh;

Hi beautiful. I'm so sorry if I got your hopes up, I sure did with mine.... I'd like to see you at some point but I can't justify £120 for 30mins, I'm sure you are worth it from your reviews. Maybe 1day x

My reply;
It's fine you didn't get my hopes up! There are lots of other ladies on here that are more suited to your budget, so I wish you well.
Best wishes 

They are so cheeky, does he think I'm sitting at home crying as my hopes if seeing him have been dashed?

If I got paid for every time I've heard, "give me good price", I would be a very rich woman. Just had this call:

Idiot: Hi, how much is it please - 1 hour?
Me: x amount
Idiot: Half an hour is 80?
Me: No, please read my rates
Idiot: Ok...so I want to soak your pussy (?)
Me: Would you like a booking?
Idiot: Give me good price
Me: *about to hang up* I don't see hagglers.
Idiot: Ok, 1 hour is 100, yes?
Me: No. Call back when you can read my profile correctly.
Idiot: Give me good price or I call cheaper girls.
Me: hangs up

I'll hand him over to the cheaper girls to haggle with. If he was offered services at 50 an hour, he would still ask for a good price.

Today's charmer..

'Yo gimme yo postcode, wanna fuck that ass till it bleed. Your not really my type though so I'm not paying your rates, if you can take a non stop pounding with lots of blood I'll give you half'

(I Dont offer anal to anyone just btw)

I Dont reply, 5mins later

'Bitch why you not replying? All you Fucking prostitutes think your too good. I pay you so you do what I say. Send me your Fucking postcode'

Again I ignored, 5mins later

'Bitch you have no idea who I am Im going to call you off another number and rape your ass'

Ignored again, few mins later

'So are you gonna send me your postcode or what?

Ignored again

'Why are you ignoring me'

Ignored again

'Babe? Postcode'

Ignored again

About an hour later

'Hey babe can I book an incall for tonight? Send me your postcode,  x

Quickly followed by

'Babe reply to me, Im fit really good looking 30year old'

As if he completely forgot about what he sent a couple of hours  earlier!!! Seriously unhinged.

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Oh, and...

Idiot 3: Can we meet?
Me: I'm sorry, I can't accommodate your needs.
Idiot 3: Ok but can we meet?
Idiot 3: I want to meet
Me: No
Idiot 3: Ok but can we meet?

Another idiot I forgot about from a while ago!

"Hi would you destroy my marriage if I start meeting you on a regular basis for a minimum of two years babe xxx"

What the hell     

You have to laugh sometimes!

I've had this one too, and I'm pretty sure he's in this thread somewhere. Either way (and leaving the obvious stupid timewasterness aside) sixteen isn't underage - it's the legal age of consent.