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englishrebecca121

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13050 on: 25 September 2018, 09:56:43 pm »
2 Lovelys today

1)Do you do hardsports into my mouth and force me to eat it.

2)can u ask if you do bareback im clean and tested and will pay you £200 and give you diamond?!

SuperCheese

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13051 on: 26 September 2018, 12:13:14 am »
2 Lovelys today

1)Do you do hardsports into my mouth and force me to eat it.

Oh, I've had this delightful gent before.

PissedOffPrincess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13052 on: 26 September 2018, 12:16:37 am »
The above post:

I want to meet this man.  Six types of orgasm?

I have only had one kind, now I won't sleep tonight.  I just know it.

 ??? :o

I know I missed out big time

Money hungry

6 types of bank notes will give me the greatest pleasure ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13053 on: 26 September 2018, 12:29:04 am »
2 Lovelys today

1)Do you do hardsports into my mouth and force me to eat it.

2)can u ask if you do bareback im clean and tested and will pay you £200 and give you diamond?!

I had one similar today: Will you fart and pee and poo in front of me? No sex, just farting, peeing and pooing for the hour please.

Grace D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13054 on: 26 September 2018, 12:31:22 am »
Another one I had today has been sending me messages every other week just asking for my postcode. No greetings or anything. He's been on the site for two years and has zero feedback so I've finally blocked him.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13055 on: 26 September 2018, 07:43:07 am »
email received

>>sweetheart being a milf is just what i need, however, i do not pay for things, i have no need to, which is why i thought you might like to be pleased and pleasured, having the six different types or orgasm, it would be me doing a service, i would love to make you squirt ........you can contact me on <<

Ignored him

He must not be able to believe he is not going to be offered a freebi he sent a text asking if I got his email.

Ignored

Pathetic if only their wallets were as big as their egos
How is it they manage to get them selves out the door in a morning without assistance talk about care in the community required good god

Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13056 on: 26 September 2018, 07:46:49 am »
When I was touring in Stoke I had a guy email me offering to be a regular and he would like an initial 'friendly chat' over a cup of tea.

They really don't grasp we are running businesses at times do they!

I had to email him and put him straight that escorts don't do free meets and we do not meet just for a cuppa lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13057 on: 27 September 2018, 12:16:25 am »
When I was touring in Stoke I had a guy email me offering to be a regular and he would like an initial 'friendly chat' over a cup of tea.

They really don't grasp we are running businesses at times do they!

I had to email him and put him straight that escorts don't do free meets and we do not meet just for a cuppa lol.

They have no idea. I've had several people ask if I wanted my dinner brought in payment for services offered. Hilarious.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13058 on: 27 September 2018, 12:39:25 am »
Some are idiots though and do meet for a cuppa and pay. They often want to leer at the goods haha though. I met one earlier, he gave me the cash that he 'owed' me as we met as friends. He bought us both coffee. We sat down. I took my jacket off and his face dropped. I was dressed as I would meeting a friend for coffee  ;D at his insistence. When I meet friends for coffee I am usually wearing jeans, t-shirt and a hoodie. He wanted more of the 'hooker' look, which I don't do anyway.

He asked if I could take the hoodie off - nope too cold in the place. He asked what I had on under it, told him underwear and a t-shirt.
He wanted a bit of wank fodder for later, which he didn't get. Asked if I would go up to someone and say hi or something, nope because if someone did that to me it would annoy me.

Poor fucker paid £60 for 30 minutes of being told no plus coffees. I'd already hit my target and gave him a small discount. ;D

I actually thought he was a TW, he wanted me to travel to him, I refused and suggested somewhere else. We met in a location I was at anyway and I stood away from the coffee shop discreetly to see if he showed.

I've had a few like this. They just want the company. Often older guys who split their time between the UK and their home country. Want female company, want to fuck but feel too guilty cheating on their wives. Or some want a regular thing but want to see if there's any connection first. Or they are just shy and trying to build themselves up to sex. As long as they don't turn needy I don't really care.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13059 on: 27 September 2018, 09:28:24 am »

Hey how’s it going? I have a strange fettish request and was wondering if it’s something you could help me with?
Basically I have a weird thing for eating really fragrant sweaty un washed pussy
and was wondering if I could book your first appointment of the day and you don’t wash when you go to sleep or when you wake up and I’ll come and lick your sweaty morning pussy and make you cum in my mouth :) and do some watersports :)
Is that something you could do?

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13060 on: 27 September 2018, 10:28:01 am »
however, i do not pay for things, i have no need to

I wonder how that goes down at Tesco checkout?
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13061 on: 27 September 2018, 11:40:16 am »
I wonder how that goes down at Tesco checkout?

There are things I do not pay for either. oh can only think of fresh air at the moment.  :)

A recent introductory email began with

Well hello young lady

 ::)  not a chance mate!


Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13062 on: 28 September 2018, 04:33:47 pm »
Also had another one via text recently that went as follows:

Him - how much do you charge?
Me - Rates are all on my profile.
Him - which one’s your profile?
Me - You contacted me first so you tell me?!

I then blocked him before he could respond as I’ve got zero patience with idiots like that who can’t even keep track of who they are contacting
He probably ring Nike and think it's nandos !

someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13063 on: 28 September 2018, 05:46:36 pm »
Hi, can I ask you something? I won't feel offended if you say no.
Me - Erm, ok. (thinking it's going to be you like a big cock or some equally stupid question)
Idiot - Basically I'm down here in Boots and today's my last day.
Me - Ok
Idiot - So I'm was thinking that you could come down here and take anything you want.
Me - Oh so cos I am a fucking hooker I'm also a shoplifter?
Idiot - Err. Wouldn't really be shoplifting as you would have sucked my cock beforehand
Me - Are you on fucking glue or something?

I should add I take my phone out with me. I had that conversation whilst shopping. The security guard within earshot.
Yes, I know, not professional to be swearing at them. But let's be honest, anyone they go and complain to about my attitude is going to be either another idiot like them or thinking their mate is a bellend.

Anais

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13064 on: 29 September 2018, 11:21:43 am »
Text:

' HI babe! Where u?
You got ur own car?
Coz I wanna meet u somewhere and fuck the life out a ya in it?
Sounds good? Xx

What a lovely text for me to wake up to  ???