This man made me Angry with his mesS

I'll go straight to the point like I have been doing with other escorts to No avail. I'm a Nigerian male currently in Nigeria. I come to the UK on holidays & studied there too. Short & simple I'm seeking a girlfriends, a life partner & a friend & I find escorts are more inclined to consider my proposal as I imagine they get a lot of weirdos asking for weird things such as this. My goal is to be British & in return I would take care of your financial & emotional needs. But first u must be willing to try a relationship as I would prefer something real with a chance of commitment before I go into it. So sorry I have to ask you this way but will you be willing to date long distance and over the phone to get to know each other till we meet physically. I'm will to send money every now & then to facilitate ur complicity so as to feel I'm just a client if thing don't work out between us & U have no regrets. Please take ur time to think I don't require an immediate response. Thank u love.

Also had another one via text recently that went as follows:

Him - how much do you charge?
Me - Rates are all on my profile.
Him - which one’s your profile?
Me - You contacted me first so you tell me?!

I then blocked him before he could respond as I’ve got zero patience with idiots like that who can’t even keep track of who they are contacting

Chap called today asking about arranging a gangbang. invariably these guys are timewasters but i was bored so humoured him. said he needed to email me and asked if he had an adultwork account? and he blurted out that he did but that he doesn't use it to book and mumbled something about how a girl left him bad feedback to 'stitch him up'

why yes, of course, stranger with unexplained bad feedback, you may have unsupervised access to my body and premises! That doesn't sound dodgy AT ALL! 

I thought aw was bad for idiots, but since I've renewed my viva ad, I've had these beauties:

"what does your ad say?" Errr, you tell me!

"are you in Portsmouth?" Clearly bloody not, as my ad says where I am!

, lovely profile you have, clearly took a lot of pride and care in putting it together.

I hope this does not come across as precious, but I like to feel a click with someone before arranging a meeting. Are you open to chatting on whatsapp, maybe the phone?

this guy has 68 feedback, 2 escort 1 of which was a no show, the rest direct chat/webcam.  So he wants to sit and chat/wank with me for free??? Told him I would be more than happy to chat via AW direct messages (for 50 credits a message) What a joker!!!!

2:06 this morning. Just got home from the pub, work phone was still on, messages on screen was going to ignore but my mate is a bad influence.

Idiot - Hey XXx. Are you free for a incqll
Me- Ah another one who cannot be arsed to read a thing about hours and incall/outcall.
Idiot - I'm Fucked on coke sorry.
Idiot - You want to meet or not?
Me- Haha why would I want to meet a coke head?
Me - ask the coke to read my profile
Idiot - ok
Idiot - come to me?
Idiot - Like last time?
Me - (thinking wtf) who are you (it's not a saved contact anywhere)
Idiot - we met last time at me place
Me - You have me confused.
Idiot - Come and drinks and inlixked your pussy good (texts went downhill from here)
Ignored
03:39
Idiot - Bro I need an other one. At XXXX Street. (a couple of more texts to the dealer lol, including the realisation he's been texting me not the dealer)
07:13
Idiot - Hey
Idiot - Are you free for an outcall
Me - Go to fucking sleep
Idiot - Incall
There was also a call at 02:36 my friend answered. The guy must have been confused lol to hear a bloke answer.
13.34 another call asking for an outcall, again my mate answered, told him yea baby, what time do you want me to come over. Will be just like last time.
Idiot hung up. Yes, he might go and slate me professionally, but his texts are a lot damning and some I have left out just in case 

email received

>>sweetheart being a milf is just what i need, however, i do not pay for things, i have no need to, which is why i thought you might like to be pleased and pleasured, having the six different types or orgasm, it would be me doing a service, i would love to make you squirt ........you can contact me on <<

Ignored him

He must not be able to believe he is not going to be offered a freebi he sent a text asking if I got his email.

Ignored