Please tell me I'm not the only one who gets this call every now and then.
Australian guy, with an Australian number, calls me every now and then to settle an argument between him and his girlfriend. The size of his cock. He wants you to say that his 6in cock is massive lol. He knows he's annoying but doesn't care.

Sounds like a TW have you searched his number here, and or placed a warning in the TW section?

I have searched the number here. There's nothing. He is a Tw but a terrible one. He starts the conversation with hi I wonder if you can help resolve an argument between me and my girlfriend or words to that effect.

You would have to be daft to not realise that he is a time waster. Plus the number shows as Australia, same was as Manchester, India etc shows on my phone.

Had a lengthy chat with him last night, not about his cock just about Australia and was surprised to hear from him as it's been several weeks this time. It's his cash he's wasting at the end of the day!! Was just curious to see if its just me that gets the International ones.

Had the occasional phone call from lands far away and they are always "flying in next week as work outside the UK and coming to visit family" or "coming for a funeral" and have chosen little old me to book. Honoured though I am my first thought is could he be genuine.  Not met a single one of them yet.

I do get to meet a few Irish men though as they are usually over here for stag weekends. They phone before travelling to check am I available on the Saturday afternoon (when they are seriously hungover) and are usually ok guys if a bit brash. I always recognize the Irish numbers and brace myself. 

My tracker shows some obscure locations around the world from those googling wgs and landing on my site. They seem just lurkers though and not actual punters.

Wow good evening stunning ***** *****.
I’ve been admiring your profile on AW and imagine what I would love to do with you given the opportunity xxxxxx so would you like to meet me for some sexy fun babe? Xxxxxx


This message also included about 20 winky emojis and the raindrop emoji. Vile.

Received this at 3am this morning -


U WORK

Anyone else getting the 'do you do poo wee and fart' emails on AW? He's got loads of good feedback but I keep telling him that 'poo wee and fart' isn't an actual thing  And we come back to the 'I can't poo to order' statement  Wish I could, I'd shit all over some of these daft fuckers 

Hello is this XXe
Yes
What do you offer/not offer (see the profile. Every question I tell him to read profile)
Where are you? (I'm in London, idiot laughs haha so am I)
Haha I am genuine I don't want to waste each others time, blah blah blah
How much? (like I said everything is on the profile but it's )
Cheeky fucker wanted me to knock £50 off my hour. I laughed. Told me he will go away and think about it and call me back in 15 minutes.

Yea mate cos I am that desperate I am going to sit and wait for you to decide if you want to be that tight.

He called back with a new offer. £30 less, some booze and a watch. Told him to chuck in a camel as well seeing as we seem to have taken a step back in history when things were traded for goods.


Yes I also get the U Work?

Sorry keeps coming on top. Bit hard to talk can we meet? (that one is still waiting for me to reply)