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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12975 on: 23 August 2018, 01:59:42 pm »
By aw mail , just that one sentence ...


do men treat you princess


 ;D ;D ;D



someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12976 on: 23 August 2018, 02:16:57 pm »
I seldom receive nonsense mail on AW but today is the day :

Hello there,

I'm doing a who's hotter competition with my friend. You get to pick which one of us you want to fuck and the loser has to pay your fee and sit there tied up and watch. I can show you pictures of us on WhatsApp or Kik to see if you'd be interested or not.


I had that one yesterday.  ;D 

someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12977 on: 23 August 2018, 02:21:30 pm »
Todays
Hello Hun, It's me Mr xxxxx

Apparently, I am just what he's looking for. Asked wanker how he could be sure as he clearly hadn't read my profile. Told him to go away, read then come back.

I am very clear I won't tolerate this hun shite, and will call them random shite back.

English Green

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12978 on: 23 August 2018, 06:01:52 pm »
Idiot the other day.

Hi i just seen you're green light go on can i ask if you are available today by any chance?

Me... What do you think available today means

Him...oh ok i just was not sure if you could def do today.

Me.. yes i can what times can you do

Him... Soon in an hour best but if not after 4pm

Me..yes i can do either shall i book you in in 1 hour time.

Him...yes that sounds good just got to check i can get out and will call you back.

Typical stupid prick and no phone call back.

Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12979 on: 23 August 2018, 07:42:43 pm »
Email message
Hi am looking to try you for first time, I've not done this before .

As i really don't care for his buisness I messaged back that I require clients with at least 6 months experience first.
He's not replied !

seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12980 on: 23 August 2018, 07:50:58 pm »
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« Last Edit: 22 January 2019, 08:27:51 pm by 80s synthetic »

Xkandpx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12981 on: 24 August 2018, 08:43:24 pm »
[24/08, 20:25] ‪ Hi babe
[24/08, 20:25] ‪ Are you available today
[24/08, 20:25] me . Hi
[24/08, 20:25] me. Yes
[24/08, 20:25] ‪Ok babe what time
[24/08, 20:25] me I finish at 930 so up to u
[24/08, 20:26] ‪ Can you do a overnight stay babe xxx
[24/08, 20:26] me . No
[24/08, 20:26] ‪ Ok babe can I come now
[24/08, 20:26] me: How long for
[24/08, 20:26] ‪‬: 90!mins
[24/08, 20:26] me. Go away
[24/08, 20:27] ‪ ?
[24/08, 20:30] me: 1 you asked if I was available today.... My profile says I am so y ask so u didn't bother reading it
2 I told u I finish at half 9. This is also stated on my profile which u didn't read.
3 u asked for an over night. Ignoring what I told you and what my profile says in regards to finishing at 930 and the fact my maximum booking is 1hr
4. U then asked for 90 mins appointment. Completly missing the fact I only offer an hour max. And what fucking retard thinks they can fit a 90 min booking into 62 mins anyway?
[24/08, 20:31] ‪ Ok

Georgie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12982 on: 25 August 2018, 03:29:53 am »
Ha! That's him told!

Just got asked... 'do you do car merts xx'

[his typo not mine for once]
They tried to bury us... they didn't know we were seeds.

Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12983 on: 25 August 2018, 07:32:07 am »

How could you resist such a tempting offer?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I know! Must be off my head!!!  ;D ;D ;D
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

Sarastar1

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12984 on: 26 August 2018, 02:25:56 pm »
I picked up the phone today

ME- Hello

HIM- YOU OPEN

ME- NO

HIM- WHEN ARE YOU OPEN

ME -I am not a shop mate why are you asking me if I’m open?

HIM - ( PUTS PHONE DOWN)

How bloody rude!!!

someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12985 on: 27 August 2018, 12:13:14 pm »
(Twat) Hey. Wow your gorgeous! Can I have your postcode pls? Are you in a flat or hotel? Thanks x
(me) Erm no you cannot have my details. And I'm neither. I'm an actual living person.
(twat) That's fine. Just wanted to know what area your in x
(me) Considering you failed to establish if I'm free, wanting an address is a waste of time. You don't get to show up, it's not like popping into your local tesco.
(twat) Sorry mistress my mistake x
(me) I'm not dominant either. A suggestion for the future. When trying to book an escort reading their profile is usually a good start.

It's going to be one of those days. The best bit is I rarely do incalls, so there's no mention of this on my profile at the moment.

Bobbisux

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12986 on: 02 September 2018, 02:45:01 pm »
Ha! That's him told!

Just got asked... 'do you do car merts xx'

[his typo not mine for once]

The policeman from 'Allo 'Allo by any chance??

Sarastar1

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12987 on: 02 September 2018, 03:26:50 pm »
A guy with a Macedonian phone number sending me a picture of his erect penis and telling me he wanted anal and also sending lots of ‘poo’ emojis!

Also a guy who repeatedly texts ( never calls)  I’m quite picky and prefer a new client to call. I didn’t get back to him but then see loads of needy texts going on about how hard I am to book and why etc.....
 

Charmaine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12988 on: 02 September 2018, 06:51:16 pm »
Idiot . you available
Me .    yes what time and services would you like
Idiot   I would like you to shit in my open mouth
Me  Do not contact me again you disgusting creature


Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12989 on: 02 September 2018, 07:39:43 pm »
Idiot . you available
Me .    yes what time and services would you like
Idiot   I would like you to shit in my open mouth
Me  Do not contact me again you disgusting creature
:-X vile