I genuinely found it hard to believe she was female because she was trying to get free sex chat, she actually sounded like my doctor!!! Haha

Do you know I think a friend of mine, an X WG told me about a female trying to get sex chat on the phone years ago, I wonder if it’s the same person (yes it was Scotland)

I genuinely found it hard to believe she was female because she was trying to get free sex chat, she actually sounded like my doctor!!! Haha

I've got one who contacts me every time I'm in the West Midlands who says "I'm a LADY" and sounds exactly like David Walliams doing his drag act.

Outcall Dagenham. - This beauty has just landed in my email.. Don't think I shall be hearing back from that one with the response. But then sometimes they suprise you as they like getting abused.

I'm surprised I'm not on a list somewhere to avoid.

Late last night -
(T) Hi Princess.
(M) If I was a Princess you wouldn't have my number
(T) Was hoping you was available
(M) Well, clearly you saw my profile to get my number. Shame you didn't bother reading anything else like working hours. Instead, you let little head with the big brain take over.
(T) Would pay extra if that helps
(M) Anyone else during that 20 minutes would have gone and read profile. They would see the working hours. They would also see I don't book anyone who clearly couldn't be bothered to read what I offer.
(T)So in an hour then?
(M) ...
(T) Hello
(m)...
(T) Are you on your way yet?
(M) On my way to where? Did I tell you I was coming? Did I ask you for details? You could be royalty I'm not moving for anyone. Suprised you didn't realise this considering you asked me over an hour ago.
(T)Oh, so you're not coming?

I know I should block but I have a feeling he's coming back and I sometimes keep twats around for my entertainment 

Wow ur absolutely beautiful and stunning, I'd love to spend some time with you, m I live in North Yorkshire, if your interested in having pleasure for long as you want I will do as you please because I don't really want to say this or bring it up but I'm 18 just turning 19 and I've got lung cancer, a tumber in my lung. I only bring this up because I don't wanna die a virgin and not be with a beautiful women like you x My dying wish would be to see you and make you feel like the most special girl in the world xx

I'm also an amateur photographer so if you wanted some fresh and new sexier pics I could help ??

"Tumber" 😂😂😂

This brings to mind at least 2 callers way back who said they were women on the phone "hello my name is Gorgia/Jilly" and they attempted to make bookings. I could tell from the off they were male and if they had only been upfront and honest, saying they were Xdressers or whatever then they may have got somewhere. 

Any caller who says he/she is transgender is welcome to book me and I have met a few, but one thing I will not allow is a Xdresser turning up at my door in full drag get up.

I still have flashbacks to the one client who did that to me - he looked like Bet Lynch after a night out, make-up put on in the dark (think hideous blue eyeshadow, thick smudged eyeliner, and the most revolting shade of pink lipstick), all black stuff but a leopard print mini skirt. I nearly died when I saw him walking over the road.

"hiya can't give cash but can give xbox one x game console, an oris mens wrist watch, and some jewellery and anything else i have of value for you xxx, would love to have some fun with you for a while, i love being sominated / humiliated by a beautiful mistress

if you van do this call me or message me back

look forward to being your little bitch/slave
xxxxxxxxx'

"hiya can't give cash but can give xbox one x game console, an oris mens wrist watch, and some jewellery and anything else i have of value for you xxx, would love to have some fun with you for a while, i love being sominated / humiliated by a beautiful mistress

if you van do this call me or message me back

look forward to being your little bitch/slave
xxxxxxxxx'

Hahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck

Well this client really got up my nose.  He emails me on AW to say he will call me.  It is ten to eleven at night.

He then further emails stating the phone didnt go through.  Does he honestly think we are permanently on call?!

Twit.   I blocked him as I cannot take the twittery I really cannot....!