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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12915 on: 17 July 2018, 11:02:03 pm »
Just one word on a text

Anal

I replied retentive to which he sent ? I thought he wanted a game of word association plus I was a bit bored at the time
Ya ha ha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12916 on: 23 July 2018, 04:16:46 pm »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12917 on: 24 July 2018, 02:00:55 pm »
Client to me in sauna on Friday “I’ll take you because I like older woman“, bearing in mind I’m 37 and most people say I look 32 at most, and he looks like a proper old grandad, we go to the room and I said to him “you actually really offended me by calling me an older woman because I’m only an older woman if I’m older than you & I suspect I’m not, I’m 37 and can I ask what age you are”, him “sorry if I offended you but all I meant was that I don’t want to go with someone who could be my daughter, and I’m 60”, so I told him that as there was 23 years between us then I am at an age where I could be his daughter ffs, how deluded is this man?! Also imo your not considered a mature lady, in this industry, until your at least 45 yrs old so I have a few years to go before I’m there!! In all honesty he looked, and dressed like he was nearer 70 than 60, I had one of my regulars last night & he is 62 and could pass for 52 and he’s a silver fox unlike the cheeky old deluded *C U Next Tuesday!! :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12918 on: 25 July 2018, 03:41:07 pm »
For me its just the usual asking for services I don't do at times I've clearly stated I'm not available. Today I had one asking for a £15 blow job and facial.  I'm not evev working today, it states so on my profile grrrrrrrr!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12919 on: 25 July 2018, 07:46:00 pm »
Someone booked and then texted to ask if I have 'killer heels to wear porn style', when I asked him to elaborate he said he wanted 10 inch heels. Does this man know how long 10 inches is??!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12920 on: 25 July 2018, 09:19:50 pm »
Someone booked and then texted to ask if I have 'killer heels to wear porn style', when I asked him to elaborate he said he wanted 10 inch heels. Does this man know how long 10 inches is??!!

Well it ain't his dick size that's for sure   ;D ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12921 on: 25 July 2018, 10:09:16 pm »
From an illiterate idiot who did not read my profile requesting for service I do not offer. Blocked the fool. Did not entertain him in replying.

Idiot: Hi looking to get owo blowjob quickie I could pay fourty quid thx :FF

That text went straight to the bin.



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12922 on: 26 July 2018, 09:40:21 am »
Well it ain't his dick size that's for sure   ;D ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12923 on: 30 July 2018, 07:59:17 am »
He made a one hour booking I sent him instructions re address he replies with "1 hr sex" which I ignore so he follows up with "no massage just sex for 1 hour" I politely declined his booking no way was I having him walk in and jump on me pumping away for a full 60 mins - he would probably only last 5 mins if he can get it up at all and probably just his fantasy and he maybe wanted wank texts but I was not taking the chance

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12924 on: 30 July 2018, 06:46:15 pm »
He made a one hour booking I sent him instructions re address he replies with "1 hr sex" which I ignore so he follows up with "no massage just sex for 1 hour" I politely declined his booking no way was I having him walk in and jump on me pumping away for a full 60 mins - he would probably only last 5 mins if he can get it up at all and probably just his fantasy and he maybe wanted wank texts but I was not taking the chance

I had some genius wanting a 2 hour booking with a 'constant' blowjob  :o :o :o I think he has issues in more ways than one...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12925 on: 31 July 2018, 09:12:13 pm »
AW message at 6: Can I see you tonight at 6.30? followed with another one at 7.30: Are you not free tonight?? Try ringing the bloody number  that has been showing all day long? Oh wait I forgot, we all sit all dolled up ready at a moments notice and refresh AW every 10 seconds.

Text from someone already saved as a no show: Hi Hannah, are you available tonight please babe? Thanks x Funnily enough he never responded to my "So you can not show up again?"  :D

And the final idiot of the day with a text of "Hi hanna" ...that's it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12926 on: 01 August 2018, 07:28:45 am »
These past couple of weeks have been a nightmare for daft texts and silly phonecalls. Had one man phone yesterday who said he's never done this before and was splitting up from his wife. I see loads of people who haven't done this before, but at least they know what they want or have some idea unlike this twerp. You think before anyone makes a phonecall to anyone they would make sure they knew what they wanted to say  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12927 on: 01 August 2018, 08:36:36 am »
Idiot: Come to my house in Earl's Court in an hour
Me: I'm afraid I live up north and I only do incalls
Idiot: But my dick is waiting

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12928 on: 01 August 2018, 06:13:14 pm »
Latest recruit to the Wanker Academy contacted me on AW:

'Hi there when you free'

Apart from the dubious grammar and lack of a question mark, availability is noted on my profile and also the Availability chart!

You seriously have to wonder how these people navigate their way out of their front door of a morning!

Bob

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12929 on: 03 August 2018, 08:23:25 pm »
Hi am 20 years old and a Virgin right and I was wondering if I make a booking for an hour and all i would want is to eat you out for the entire sessions that's all. I know you only see guys over 30 but I thought I would ask anyway sorry if this as caused you any inconveniences.