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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12810 on: 02 June 2018, 12:56:16 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 01 June 2018, 03:10:37 pm
Had this via text a few days ago

Hi do you do bareback sex with cum inside you as an extra

He got a text back with a link to the local Sexual Health Clinic

 :)
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Nora batty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12811 on: 02 June 2018, 08:26:23 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 01 June 2018, 05:24:07 pm
Yeah had tons of 'Oh but I am offering you a massage/foot rub/sex for free aren't you lucky' types.It all amounts to the same thing,just deluded pricks trying to see how naive you are and hoping someone one day will fall for their offer so they can come and perv for free.They get an instant bin.
I am downright rude to this, I had this several times Ipswich and Norwich.  I reply back that if I want a massage I will book in with a professional who won't be trying to touch me up, and I don't appreciate freebie hunting twats on my business line. 
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12812 on: 03 June 2018, 12:31:16 am »
I used to just reply with 'Sure,how long will it take?''An hour you say?''Great so that's £100 as per my profile,when were you thinking of?'.
Funnily I didn't usually get a reply.
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seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12813 on: 03 June 2018, 12:44:44 pm »
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« Last Edit: 28 January 2019, 06:23:29 pm by 80s synthetic »
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OffTheGridXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12814 on: 03 June 2018, 09:27:11 pm »
Quote from: SimplySinful on 01 June 2018, 03:10:37 pm
Had this via text a few days ago

Hi do you do bareback sex with cum inside you as an extra

He got a text back with a link to the local Sexual Health Clinic

A good one! I'll use this next time I get a bareback request :)
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Newbie81xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12815 on: 04 June 2018, 12:39:12 am »
Quote from: orientalanne on 03 June 2018, 09:27:11 pm
A good one! I'll use this next time I get a bareback request :)

That is brilliant!
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12816 on: 04 June 2018, 10:52:59 am »
Text just now
Is a shower available in the booking?!
Next text
Can u call me sorry I got no mins left on my phone
5mins later a few ??? I he has a very long wait for an answer
« Last Edit: 04 June 2018, 11:53:22 am by Sugar xxx »
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Funkymonkey

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12817 on: 05 June 2018, 10:42:45 am »
Urgh so pissed off. Some guy rang w(with a creepy voice) he didn't give a specific time just said 'I'm 45 minutes away' so i suggested a time in like 1hr 30 mins. Ask how long he wants. 'Umm well I didn't look at your profile so I don't know. Maybe an hour? Do you do massage? Ok then maybe half an hour.'

What's the quickest way to piss me off.., straight up tell me you haven't read my profile. So I hung up. Then got a text saying 'in 10 years I've never spoken to someone to disinterested as you. I'm glad I didn't drive to see you.'

He wasn't going to drive to see me cos he wasn't getting a booking! Ugh rant over
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seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12818 on: 05 June 2018, 12:35:38 pm »
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« Last Edit: 28 January 2019, 06:22:28 pm by 80s synthetic »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12819 on: 05 June 2018, 12:43:29 pm »
Quote from: Funkymonkey on 05 June 2018, 10:42:45 am
Urgh so pissed off. Some guy rang w(with a creepy voice) he didn't give a specific time just said 'I'm 45 minutes away' so i suggested a time in like 1hr 30 mins. Ask how long he wants. 'Umm well I didn't look at your profile so I don't know. Maybe an hour? Do you do massage? Ok then maybe half an hour.'

What's the quickest way to piss me off.., straight up tell me you haven't read my profile. So I hung up. Then got a text saying 'in 10 years I've never spoken to someone to disinterested as you. I'm glad I didn't drive to see you.'

He wasn't going to drive to see me cos he wasn't getting a booking! Ugh rant over
Very tempted to reply with 'and I have never spoken to someone so disinterested that he couldn't even be arsed to read my profile.What were you going to do turn up and then moan that I don't do the services you were after or I wasn't your type?If you want interest then try sounding interested and genuine yourself!'
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12820 on: 05 June 2018, 04:11:48 pm »
Phone call.

Me - Hello

Idiot (thug) - Whats your name

Me - You should know who your calling

Idiot (thug) - Whats your name

Me - You should know my name if your calling me

Idiot (thug) - If you want to make money you should tell me your name

I put the phone down as I was in no mood to entertain his stupidity.
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Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12821 on: 06 June 2018, 07:38:43 am »
Idiot: Want young dick for a video

Me: Sorry I only have an old one
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Funkymonkey

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12822 on: 06 June 2018, 08:19:28 am »
Ugh dynamitedoll, had too many like this recently.

Him: I want 30 mins rimming and BJ; can you give me a price?
Me: prices are on my profile
Him: so £X
Me: you clearly haven’t read my profile then
Him: sorry messaged quite a few this morning.

It’s not even that I take it personally that they don’t specifically want me, but I think - why the hell would they want to spend a wedge on cash if they don’t even know for sure who it is that they’re coming to see? What a waste of money. I got a review recently and the guy admitted he didn’t read my profile - not my fault I wasn’t his type! Read the facking profile!!
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12823 on: 06 June 2018, 01:12:53 pm »
When they text saying 'Heh you available'.

I never reply to these these days, too many have materialised into no shows.

Why do they see fit to start the text with a heh?

How about Hello X are you free for an hour at 1 pm or something normal.

None of this heh lark!
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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12824 on: 06 June 2018, 07:21:19 pm »
Had this one about 3 times today.

"Hi will u do my work for 5000£ my one of the frnd he want to book u but for contract marraige he will pay u if civil marraige means only paper marraige nothing more and onbody will disclose about paper marraige if u help him u will earn money and definetly god will give u best reward of it if u ready tell me reply me i ll tell u every thing and if u think u want more money then tell me how much for this work but i want to do this work any how coz its for someone happinesa someones life matter so plz help just for contract marraige only paper marraige i will pay my offer is 5000£ so reply me tgink about it twice for this u don't have to out cal or incal just papwr marraige take ur money and divorce  my iffer is for 5000£ think it then reply"

Very persistent man I'd be flattered someone wanted to marry me but it's "only paper marriage" so boo.
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