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GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12675 on: 05 April 2018, 05:02:53 pm »
Quote from: 80s synthetic on 05 April 2018, 04:25:05 pm
Jackass (texting): Hi are you free today for an appointment?
Me: Yes, please call me to discuss.
Jackass: Thanks hun. Not today.

 ::)

Wtf lol
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seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12676 on: 05 April 2018, 05:04:49 pm »
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« Last Edit: 25 January 2019, 08:04:52 pm by 80s synthetic »
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Curvymamma

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12677 on: 05 April 2018, 05:29:24 pm »
I got yesterday  " can you come to Stoke today?'

I replied
Stoke on Trent
Stoke bruerne
Stoke poges
Stoke Gifford
Stoke Mandeville
Stoke Goldington
Or any of the other hundred Stokes?

It turned out to be Stoke on Trent which is 2 hours away from me and he wanted an hours booking, bless him!!!
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jo-jo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12678 on: 05 April 2018, 05:55:27 pm »
This guy called me for about 4 weeks asking whether I would be visiting his city on my tour.

Finally I tour his local.

He calls me at 8am asking for a 9.30 am booking. I explained the confirmation procedure bla bla bla, all ok.

He texts me at 8.15am: Hi my BKB, So what can I expect at 9.30am?
Me:What is BKB
Him: Black Kinky Bitch ( I advertise as GFE no kinks.)
Him 20 mins later: You ok?
Him at 9am: Hi, Can you see me now?
ME:You booked for 9.30am, It is not 9.30 am.I asked you to confirm the booking at 9am.
HIM: ok, can you not see me now?
ME: No. bye.

 ::)
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Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

Sarastar1

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12679 on: 08 April 2018, 11:45:42 am »
Had a guy today text me for a booking calling me ?khloe?.....now my name isn?t khloe so he is clearly a serious multiple escort caller/texter  ;D



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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12680 on: 08 April 2018, 12:09:12 pm »
Quote from: Sarastar1 on 08 April 2018, 11:45:42 am
Had a guy today text me for a booking calling me ?khloe?.....now my name isn?t khloe so he is clearly a serious multiple escort caller/texter  ;D

This is one of my pet hates. If I was going to part with a three figure fee I'm make sure I booked the correct person! Not only is it lazy to forget our names they would be in for a shock when they arrived.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12681 on: 08 April 2018, 04:03:00 pm »
Quote from: Treetop on 08 April 2018, 12:09:12 pm
This is one of my pet hates. If I was going to part with a three figure fee I'm make sure I booked the correct person! Not only is it lazy to forget our names they would be in for a shock when they arrived.

Yes when they ask you your name or call you by wrong name , I just put phone down  as its clear they have called many ladies and don't really have a clue as to who we all are by that point !!
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NortheastGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12682 on: 08 April 2018, 08:04:42 pm »
When they send you a dick pic and say ?let me know when you're ready
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12683 on: 09 April 2018, 01:00:56 am »
Hi there. Firstly apologies for the random message. I’m a landlord and have a newly renovated house in Altrincham which will shortly be available to rent. You look incredible from your profile and so I was just wondering if you might be interested? Thanks, Mark

 ::)
« Last Edit: 09 April 2018, 01:07:22 am by Hannaah »
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Funkymonkey

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12684 on: 09 April 2018, 09:37:18 am »
Quote from: Hannaah on 09 April 2018, 01:00:56 am
Hi there. Firstly apologies for the random message. I?m a landlord and have a newly renovated house in Altrincham which will shortly be available to rent. You look incredible from your profile and so I was just wondering if you might be interested? Thanks, Mark

 ::)

What does it matter what his tenants look like? Dear me! If it was such a good property he wouldn?t need to be trawling paid sex websites to flog it. What a weirdo.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12685 on: 09 April 2018, 11:02:39 am »
Probably wants an arrangement free sex in exchange of rent free  :FF
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12686 on: 09 April 2018, 11:54:51 am »
After a lengthyish phone conversation consisting of him trying to tell me he read my ad and me trying to prise out of him what he wanted....

Twat: but do you offer extras though?
Me: I'm really not sure what you mean
Twat: just extras
Me: it's better for both of us if you just say what you're looking for so we can make sure I'm the right lady for you
Twat: what about anal?
Me: no I'm sorry I don't offer that service
Twat: well fuck off then

Damn. He sounds just great doesn't he?   :FF
Twat:
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12687 on: 09 April 2018, 11:57:41 am »
'Subject:   hi xxx


Do u out call to Leicester hunx'

I state specifically on my profile I don't do outcalls. Also I'm in Glasgow  :FF
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12688 on: 10 April 2018, 01:23:12 pm »
A call just now: "Hi love are you available for a massage now?"
Me: Yes what time are you thinking of?
Imbecile: Now
Me: Well what area are you coming from so I can give you some idea of how long it will take you
Imbecile: Barnsley
Me: Ok that will take you about 30 minutes to get to me
Imbecile: Yeah ok
Me: So how long do you want to book for?
Imbecile: 2 hours
Me: No you don't want a massage for 2 hours don't be silly (laughing)
Imbecile: Cuts phone off having realised I've realised he's a timewasting twit.  ;D
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12689 on: 10 April 2018, 06:08:23 pm »
Yeh of course he hasn?t sent this email to anyone else! And asked for a whopping one third discount! No of course bartering isn?t rude or offensive. Yes you are a fucking cheapskate!

Hi there,

i hope this message finds you well.

I loved you presentation and the mystery that surrounded it :)

I would love to see you for an hour incall and i'am sure we could share a memorable experience.

This may sound totally rude or offensive but it is truly not my intention.
I'am willing to pay ?100 for the booking. Obviously not because of your value since i have not doubts you're worth more than what you're asking for. But it is simply because business is not as good as it used to be. I have been on this website for almost 10 years and i never asked for something like this. Again, i truly hope you don't take it the wrong way.

For the rest you can check my feedback and i hope to hear from you

V xxx/b]
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