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NortheastGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12645 on: 01 April 2018, 10:29:58 pm »
Him via AW: Hi I'm Matt, im 31 and I wondered if you are free on wednesday for an incall any time after 10am?
Im looking for a girl who will be confident making me in to her oral sex slave for a session, someone who will not just lie there and get licked out but actively abuse my tongue, be demanding and tell me exactly how to please her. I lime rimming a girl too, being face sat is a massive turn but my biggest turn on is having a sexually selfish girl completely abuse my tongue.
Is this something that would interest you?
As you can see from my feedback I'm genuine and I'm also flexible with dates and times x



I wonder how many other ladies he?s sent this email to or am I the lucky one?


NortheastGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12646 on: 01 April 2018, 10:36:28 pm »
AW idiot: how much bj and fuck im a 33 year old male.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12647 on: 01 April 2018, 11:59:14 pm »
Him via AW: Hi I'm Matt, im 31 and I wondered if you are free on wednesday for an incall any time after 10am?
Im looking for a girl who will be confident making me in to her oral sex slave for a session, someone who will not just lie there and get licked out but actively abuse my tongue, be demanding and tell me exactly how to please her. I lime rimming a girl too, being face sat is a massive turn but my biggest turn on is having a sexually selfish girl completely abuse my tongue.
Is this something that would interest you?
As you can see from my feedback I'm genuine and I'm also flexible with dates and times x



I wonder how many other ladies he?s sent this email to or am I the lucky one?

Pretty sure I got him too!

"Hi I'm Matt, im 31 with good feedback, i wondered if you are free today after 1 pm for an incall?

I wondered if you would use me as your oral sex slave, lots of pussy licking, lots of eating your ass and lots of you sat on my face.

Would you do this?

X"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12648 on: 02 April 2018, 06:33:02 am »
Im waiting for that one , why has ut taken so long to come ,must be  due to Easter !!!!

TandPJS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12649 on: 02 April 2018, 10:06:08 am »
Dentist : I'l suggesting something a bit particular, i don't know if it would interest you....

Me: Well tell me what it is and I'll be able to give you an answer

DEntist: I'll explain, I'm marc a dentist from XXXXXXX, I don't pay for sex ( :FF :FF :FF ) but i proposean exchange of services for dental care, teeth whitening

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: (wiping tears from my eyes)No but seriously mate a dental check up costs like 6euros

Dentist: not for a teeth whitening

me: *more laughing*

you think he wanted me to suck his willy before or after rummaging around in my gob? as if going to the dentist wasn't already traumatic enough

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12650 on: 02 April 2018, 10:59:56 am »
Subject:   Hi

I'd change your profile if I were you as you sound hard work... Don't forget that people pay to see you, you should please them and they don't pay to please you

 ???

Marianne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12651 on: 02 April 2018, 11:48:48 am »
Some dick - user name TomHardy (which puts me off straight away - I mean - you wish dude!) keeps messaging me am I free when my number is not up and it clearly says on my profile I'm only available for last minute if my number is up. So this is like 5th time and I answer - no. He's then sent this
"yo slag - you ever available?"

YO SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :FF :FF :FF

Me - "not to you ever now after that little outburst sunshine"
Tom(?!) - "wouldn't want you anyway"

What a loss eh?
MM xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12652 on: 02 April 2018, 12:33:37 pm »
What's the betting this was written by a man (who was wanking?) Received on AW last night... Bold comments, mine.

Hi,

I apologise for the lengthy email but I'm hoping yoiu might be able to help me. Hopefully, I won't offend you by asking if you'd go bisexual for me. I don't need to 'go' bisexual, I am already

I'm a 38 year old lady who has the good fortune to presently have a 21 year old boyfriend Doesn't sound like a lucky thing to me tbh, although really he's better described as a young man with a healthy sexual obsession. I'm usually more in to girls and have used this site before to call up girls to come and sexually pleasure me, usually when I've done a little coke and have got my confidence up. Yay! Coked up client!

To date, I've let him watch me walk around in high heels and stockings while he peeps on me through a window and wanks his cock. I've also let him gaze on me in stockings and suspenders while he's stood naked in front of me - but haven't let him touch himself. However, he does have an amazing cock which I've measured at 8 inches and he has a huge bell end which is gorgeous. Really?

I'm looking for another lady for a FFM who'd dress in identical stockings and suspenders Identical?! How would this work?! and have sex with me while he watches. His ultimate fantasy is to cum inside me, but I'd hold off on that for a while, but I might be inclined to let him cum on my tits while I fuck another girl with a double headed dildo, which is my best sex toy. I'd also really get off with some mutual pussy licking and I've ordered a fucking machine which we could take turns on and get each other off.

Would you be interested. I reckon a two hour session with plenty of fingering, dildos and cunt licking would drain his balls until they ache as well as making me cum harder than I've ever done. I'd love to know you're thinking? That you are a man
xx
« Last Edit: 02 April 2018, 12:38:17 pm by Wailing Banshee »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12653 on: 02 April 2018, 01:28:07 pm »
Dentist : I'l suggesting something a bit particular, i don't know if it would interest you....

Me: Well tell me what it is and I'll be able to give you an answer

DEntist: I'll explain, I'm marc a dentist from XXXXXXX, I don't pay for sex ( :FF :FF :FF ) but i proposean exchange of services for dental care, teeth whitening

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: (wiping tears from my eyes)No but seriously mate a dental check up costs like 6euros

Dentist: not for a teeth whitening

me: *more laughing*

you think he wanted me to suck his willy before or after rummaging around in my gob? as if going to the dentist wasn't already traumatic enough

Chancer. Probably got teeth whitening kit for a tenner from eBay  :FF

TandPJS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12654 on: 02 April 2018, 01:57:02 pm »
nothing specific except long line of hagglers, photo fishers today

not a single serious client, except those who want me to travel over an hour on public transport to meet them

is it like this every bank holiday? desperatly need to work today but i think i'm just gonna give up

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12655 on: 02 April 2018, 04:21:31 pm »
nothing specific except long line of hagglers, photo fishers today

not a single serious client, except those who want me to travel over an hour on public transport to meet them

is it like this every bank holiday? desperatly need to work today but i think i'm just gonna give up

I was quiet Friday, but Saturday, Sunday and today have been great. Absolutely tons of wanky overnight texts but I just block those when I wake up :)
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

NortheastGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12656 on: 03 April 2018, 01:29:08 am »
Pretty sure I got him too!

"Hi I'm Matt, im 31 with good feedback, i wondered if you are free today after 1 pm for an incall?

I wondered if you would use me as your oral sex slave, lots of pussy licking, lots of eating your ass and lots of you sat on my face.

Would you do this?

X"


And there was gullible me thinking I was the special one x
« Last Edit: 03 April 2018, 01:43:53 am by Jenxx »

NortheastGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12657 on: 03 April 2018, 01:50:20 am »
This really is a week of dickheads for me  :F

AW Idiot : Hey princess have you really got a Geordie accent?

Me: No Hun, I?ve got a Timbuktu accent. Just thought I?d say I?m Geordie  for a laugh

Marianne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12658 on: 03 April 2018, 12:52:42 pm »
What's the betting this was written by a man (who was wanking?) Received on AW last night... Bold comments, mine.

Would you be interested. I reckon a two hour session with plenty of fingering, dildos and cunt licking would drain his balls until they ache as well as making me cum harder than I've ever done. I'd love to know you're thinking? That you are a man
xx

That whole thing was hilarious hun, I properly lol'd. 'drain his balls' never in a million years would a woman say that. Thank you for the laugh xx
MM xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12659 on: 03 April 2018, 02:24:21 pm »
I have a new rule to charge extra guys who come to me with their nonsense I have a big dick.

Idiot: Hi I want to book you I have a 11inch cock
Me: I will see you so long as your gentle but there will be a 100 pound surcharge for big penises
Idiot: Ok
Me: Take down my details to secure my taxi
Idiot: Second thought that is too much. You sluts should take this big cock
Me: This slut will take your imaginary big cock for 100 extra go suck and choke on a donkey dick (i flipped cos I am due for m period.) then I put phone down and blocked asap.  :FF