Address ..?
Text to me this afternoon
Who would even bother replying to that ..idiot

I have had one or two of these and replied giving a silly made up address and adding "hurry am waiting for you"

Only if I am in a silly mood will I do that though, normally I just ignore.

Justine don't tempt me !!!
Local police station postcode is a must 

Or gypsy caravan site 

I have had one or two of these and replied giving a silly made up address and adding "hurry am waiting for you"

Only if I am in a silly mood will I do that though, normally I just ignore.

I did this once and gave the postcode for the crematorium

By text this morning and I don?t respond to text messages it says on every page of my profile any texts sent will receive an automated response which states to call me and deleted

Stupid. Hi are u free for a couple of hours this morning
Me. Automated response
Stupid. I don?t think I will be able to find you on the site as I?m tech shite please text me your number and I will arrange to call
Me. Automated response
Stupid. Number please
Me. Automated response

Seriously how stupid can one person be! He?s clearly texting the number he can?t find! I wonder how he ties his shoelaces I really cannot believe how these people exist

This is fucking hilarious!

It's almost tempting to book him in and have a good laugh at him being unable to take off his clothes without assistance.

2 no shows today taking the piss arrgh !!!

Cunt head: Call me an I'll help you to get British passport

I?m getting more and more sure these idiots say ridiculous things to see if we post about them then they are safe in the knowledge of our identities! Like who cares! One client told me he joined here and waits to see how long he lasts before being kicked off! I asked him if he was backward and what exactly he thinks he?s gaining! Idiot shame he has so much time on his hands really ought to do something a tad more creative however with a pea sized brain I guess that would be difficult!

Anyway my latest..........

Dreamer. Please can I book but instead of paying can I buy you petrol and fill up your tank?
Me. Why yes of course actually that would be fabulous.
Dreamer. Really great when can I book?
Me. Well we can do the fuel first then the appointment. I have a piper small aircraft it usually takes about ?250.00 so I?m getting a good rate for a half hour booking about tomorrow?
Dreamer. Erm
Me. Bye