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little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12330 on: 16 January 2018, 09:10:00 am »
Idiot on the phone

"I'd like to enquire about a massage..." then proceeded to ask the same questions he'd asked in exactly the same order about three months ago.  I save these and what they say so if they call again and don't book they're getting hung up on and blocked. 
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12331 on: 16 January 2018, 09:17:03 am »
Message on AW just now....

21 yer old lad here, you looking for a fuck buddy?

 ::) ???
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12332 on: 16 January 2018, 12:41:24 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 15 January 2018, 09:23:24 pm

...in future could you just have a wank without disturbing my inbox?

Thanks
Ya ha ha!
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12333 on: 16 January 2018, 12:49:37 pm »
Quote from: englishrebecca121 on 15 January 2018, 11:45:46 pm
txt recieved

"how much for 30 mints"

told him to go to tesco and check out the pix a mix section

Ya ha ha!!
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little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12334 on: 16 January 2018, 12:56:04 pm »
Quote from: wishlist on 16 January 2018, 09:17:03 am
Message on AW just now....

21 yer old lad here, you looking for a fuck buddy?

 ::) ???

I'm sure some of them think we're some kind of sex crazed robots who will just sleep with anyone.  I've been asked on a few occasions how I'm going to cope when I leave the industry soon without all this sex I'm currently having?   ;D ::)
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Smurfet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12335 on: 16 January 2018, 12:58:21 pm »
Quote from: LisaLisa on 16 January 2018, 09:10:00 am
Idiot on the phone

"I'd like to enquire about a massage..." then proceeded to ask the same questions he'd asked in exactly the same order about three months ago.  I save these and what they say so if they call again and don't book they're getting hung up on and blocked.
This happens to me as well, it's really annoying!
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MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12336 on: 16 January 2018, 08:09:32 pm »
I worry about our species... Email from AW

Hi,

Would you consider farting on my face??

Thanks

 :o :o :o
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12337 on: 16 January 2018, 08:21:30 pm »
Quote from: MsLadyV87 on 16 January 2018, 08:09:32 pm
I worry about our species... Email from AW

Hi,

Would you consider farting on my face??

Thanks

 :o :o :o

I had that one a long time ago. Not much would surprise me these days.
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SuperCheese

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12338 on: 16 January 2018, 10:03:32 pm »
Quote from: chocoholicgirl on 31 December 2017, 11:00:25 pm
Phone call today...

"You outcall?"
"Um, yes, where did you get my number?" As not on AW today, quotes random site that I asked to remove it before but hey ho  :FF
After a bit of waffle,

"You wear jewellery?
"What type?" Getting bored of twat now...
"Um, rings, necklaces, earrings"
"You mean expensive or cheap stuff?"
"Expensive"

I briefly explained his stupendous error although he sounded too stupid to actually understand why this might raise alarm bells to a single woman meeting a stranger for sex. This was Newport South Wales and I have the idiot's number if anyone wants it!

I'm pretty sure I've actually met this one. I got asked whether I wear a lot of jewellery, to which I just said no. He likes the 'chavvy' look.
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12339 on: 16 January 2018, 10:06:57 pm »
Quote from: SuperCheese on 16 January 2018, 10:03:32 pm
I'm pretty sure I've actually met this one. I got asked whether I wear a lot of jewellery, to which I just said no. He likes the 'chavvy' look.

Haha in Newport? He'll be spoilt for choice! (I don't mean me or you, we are class, obviously... ;D)
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curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12340 on: 17 January 2018, 07:08:28 am »
Anyone had an email on AW from this potential client with no feedback   medion88  ;D

Hi,

I have ?2,500 to spend for the night so if that will suffice please let me know.

I want you
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Ruby Redhead

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12341 on: 17 January 2018, 07:41:38 am »
Previously seen this guy before... the kind that thinks he knows al other working girls and their life story.

Wants to set up a threesum.. wants me to offer 2hrs at 1.5hr rate to allow ?pre meeting, meeting?
Wants to meet at 1.30pm... wants it to be my first booking of the day. I am on tour

Oh also wants me to outcall to other girls location, but at same rate as incall because ?it?s only 15mins from me?

I ask ?just to clarify, you want me to lose out on 30min pay to allow for a chat and you also want me to book out 4hours before you, meaning potential earning loss of 4.5hrs all for a 1.5hr booking??
 :FF

« Last Edit: 17 January 2018, 07:44:46 am by Ruby Redhead »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12342 on: 17 January 2018, 12:35:02 pm »
Quote from: MsLadyV87 on 16 January 2018, 08:09:32 pm
I worry about our species... Email from AW

Hi,

Would you consider farting on my face??

Thanks

 :o :o :o

I had an email like that in 2016 which resulted in a booking with such a lovely guy. He was so nice. All I had to do was sit on his face for an hour. He asked me at the time whether I could fart, but alas I couldn't :)
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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12343 on: 17 January 2018, 01:13:26 pm »
Quote from: Gypsy on 17 January 2018, 12:35:02 pm
I had an email like that in 2016 which resulted in a booking with such a lovely guy. He was so nice. All I had to do was sit on his face for an hour. He asked me at the time whether I could fart, but alas I couldn't :)

Farting is definitely a 'thing' it has earned me money in ways I wouldn't want to explain!  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12344 on: 17 January 2018, 03:07:28 pm »
Quote from: chocoholicgirl on 17 January 2018, 01:13:26 pm
Farting is definitely a 'thing' it has earned me money in ways I wouldn't want to explain!  ;D

 ;D Was paid triple of my hourly rate by timid sub for farting. I had beans on toast for breakfast and lentil soup for my lunch. Haha that day I saw only him.
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