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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12300 on: 11 January 2018, 08:20:55 am »
Would not even entertain that guy ..
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Katiexxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12301 on: 11 January 2018, 03:07:41 pm »
Message:
Hi, not sure if in town later or tomorrow Will txt u to confirm What street r u on? John xxx

Wanted to answer who the hell are you but left it and saved him as a street collector.
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MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12302 on: 12 January 2018, 10:01:41 pm »
Email from AW.....

Hi
I am planning to visit Plymouth from 25th jan till 28 th jan.

24 th jan will be in London and next day to p,ymouth .

I am prepared to pay for a 90hrs booking ?800.

I will be basically visiting to explore and relax at the same time


I thought to contact you direct if you are Intersted in relaxation and having mutual fun together.

Let me know if interested

Regards

Had to reply to this one!!  ::) clearly couldnt be bothered to read profile (probably a mass email) which says I am off from 23rd till 20th Feb and also...err ?800 for basically 4 days work???? most escorts charge that for one overnight!!!  ;D




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themoneyhoneyy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12303 on: 13 January 2018, 12:59:59 am »
Text at 00:54h :" Hello Hun, up for a quick anal shag?"
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12304 on: 13 January 2018, 03:41:19 pm »
Is it wrong that i can?t help thinking about how much i want to throw your legs over my shoulders and kiss my way up the backs of those thighs?! lingering?confidently but gently letting my warm mouth move over your soft skin?.until i press my lips to your tempting labia?.parting my lips, and yours, with my tongue i run it the full length under you from front to back?before moving forward once again? watching?listening.. feeling? your body flinches and i know I?ve reached your most sensitive spot?.i move out?.so that slowly i can begin to spiral my way in?. i bring my hands up and hold your waist. pulling your hips up towards me?.well that and my desire to tear off your knickers, gag you with them? bend you over my desk and kick your ankles apart as i bind your hands behind you with my tie and roll up my sleeves,,, pushing my thumb into your ass and sliding my fingers into your pussy?.gripping your pelvic floor deep?while i spank your ripe ass with my other hand...
....and yes i do have Skype (***********@outlook.com) if you want to discuss regular C2C deal...but don't worry i don't think this is a charity for lonely wankers!

 ::) ???
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12305 on: 13 January 2018, 04:14:06 pm »
Wishlist did he copy and paste some of an erotic novel there for you ?!!
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12306 on: 13 January 2018, 04:19:22 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 13 January 2018, 04:14:06 pm
Wishlist did he copy and paste some of an erotic novel there for you ?!!

The mind boggles  ;D I'm sure I wont have been the only 1 receiving that drivel  ;D
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Katiexxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12307 on: 13 January 2018, 07:10:42 pm »
Freak:
Hi mistress. Please will you beat me up and strangle me with your legs and arms so I can't breath, rape me and cut my toe please. I am very skinny and weak x



 
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loubyloo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12308 on: 13 January 2018, 10:02:28 pm »
Sounds like a normal sat night for me!!!!

Cut my toe? Just the one?

Wtf are we meant to think about these tossers hahaha
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English natural beauty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12309 on: 14 January 2018, 01:50:39 am »
Quote from: wishlist on 13 January 2018, 03:41:19 pm
Is it wrong that i can?t help thinking about how much i want to throw your legs over my shoulders and kiss my way up the backs of those thighs?! lingering?confidently but gently letting my warm mouth move over your soft skin?.until i press my lips to your tempting labia?.parting my lips, and yours, with my tongue i run it the full length under you from front to back?before moving forward once again? watching?listening.. feeling? your body flinches and i know I?ve reached your most sensitive spot?.i move out?.so that slowly i can begin to spiral my way in?. i bring my hands up and hold your waist. pulling your hips up towards me?.well that and my desire to tear off your knickers, gag you with them? bend you over my desk and kick your ankles apart as i bind your hands behind you with my tie and roll up my sleeves,,, pushing my thumb into your ass and sliding my fingers into your pussy?.gripping your pelvic floor deep?while i spank your ripe ass with my other hand...
....and yes i do have Skype (***********@outlook.com) if you want to discuss regular C2C deal...but don't worry i don't think this is a charity for lonely wankers!

 ::) ???

I've had this one several times from several deffiremt profiles to several different new profiles I have made. Bloody weirdo
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12310 on: 14 January 2018, 04:27:09 pm »
The drivel received by wishlist is typical of those men who think erotic fiction (or a quick read of the wife's racy novel when she is at Tesco), will have us begging to book them in. These men will without doubt be sending off this tripe to as many women as they can in the hope one may fall for it.  I doubt they have ever or will ever pay for sex.

My latest one which I just ignored was "heyyyy babeeee phone me back and we can swop cash for gash, my cash your gash"

For heaven's sake  ::)
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12311 on: 14 January 2018, 05:16:20 pm »
i Like
these 2 hrs please no no no sex only thease



BDSM (giving)

BDSM (receiving)

Deep Throat

Dogging

Domination (giving)


FFM 3Somes

Fisting (receiving)

Foot Worship

French Kissing

Hand Relief

Hardsports (giving)

Humiliation (giving)


Naturism/Nudism

Oral without Protection


Prostate Massage

Pussy Pumping

Receiving Oral

Rimming (receiving)

Role Play & Fantasy

Sauna / Bath Houses

Spanking (giving

Tantric

Toys

Voyeurism

Watersports (Giving)

Watersports (Receiving

The above list of likes commitment to offer any specific service.
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12312 on: 14 January 2018, 06:50:53 pm »
I knew the idiot fool will be a cock head.

Idiot: do you provide overnights ( did not read my add)

Me: Yes I do

Idiot: How much is it

Me: The price is there where you go my number from

Idiot : Do you have whatsapp I want to see what I am getting what you look like

Me: Where you got my number from there is enough pictures and video to authenticate I am real

Idiot: I want to do video call

Me: That won't be happening.

Idiot: Thanks for time black - whore

WHAT A cock head he is
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12313 on: 14 January 2018, 11:52:39 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 14 January 2018, 05:16:20 pm
i Like
these 2 hrs please no no no sex only thease



BDSM (giving)

BDSM (receiving)

Deep Throat

Dogging

Domination (giving)


FFM 3Somes

Fisting (receiving)

Foot Worship

French Kissing

Hand Relief

Hardsports (giving)

Humiliation (giving)


Naturism/Nudism

Oral without Protection


Prostate Massage

Pussy Pumping

Receiving Oral

Rimming (receiving)

Role Play & Fantasy

Sauna / Bath Houses

Spanking (giving

Tantric

Toys

Voyeurism

Watersports (Giving)

Watersports (Receiving

The above list of likes commitment to offer any specific service.

He doesn't want much then..
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ParisB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12314 on: 15 January 2018, 07:49:00 am »
Quote from: MrsTomHardy on 14 January 2018, 11:52:39 pm
He doesn't want much then..

 Isn't that the AW services list lol
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