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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12285 on: 31 December 2017, 11:00:25 pm »
Phone call today...

"You outcall?"
"Um, yes, where did you get my number?" As not on AW today, quotes random site that I asked to remove it before but hey ho  :FF
After a bit of waffle,

"You wear jewellery?
"What type?" Getting bored of twat now...
"Um, rings, necklaces, earrings"
"You mean expensive or cheap stuff?"
"Expensive"

I briefly explained his stupendous error although he sounded too stupid to actually understand why this might raise alarm bells to a single woman meeting a stranger for sex. This was Newport South Wales and I have the idiot's number if anyone wants it!
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12286 on: 01 January 2018, 05:33:20 pm »
Today phone call

Idiot: Are you available today
me: Yes I am I will require minimum 2 hours notice
idiot :Do you provide outcalls
me: Do go back and read my profile (click i hang up phone saved as timewaster) Anyone who ask me stupid questions which is clear on my add I am outcall only escort is to lazy to read and just dial number is not worth continuing on convo. Been doing that all day it feels good but weasels out the non legit clients.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12287 on: 04 January 2018, 09:50:28 am »
Got a text this morning (from a 20 year old) offering me sex! First 30 minutes free then ?30 an hour.

He says he loves to meet ladies and satisfy them after a long day!


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MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12288 on: 04 January 2018, 12:54:43 pm »
Wonder if anyone has had this 'Gem' of a text message....

Hi my names (Name) im a professional sports massage therapist/reflexologist and I wonder if I could (pay) to give you an hours massage , of your choice? probably sounds daft but you look incredible! Anyway happy new year and have a lovely evening (name) :)'

haha ok is it wrong I was a little tempted?? mainly because I struggle with back pain and I ache so much. I do go to a proper place for a massage so could of got a 'freebie'  ;D

But of course I simply ignored!  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12289 on: 04 January 2018, 01:58:05 pm »
E-mail
In block capitals
I have a crying fetish  i  like seeing and making women cry seeing them in tears
Love to lick your tears what will make you cry .
Can you please reply .
No I don't fancy this fetish  lol ...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12290 on: 04 January 2018, 02:53:35 pm »
My rates may not be in line with the 'standard' rates where I'm currently touring but I'm getting a lot of interest and along with the genuine enquiries I'm getting a fair amount of chancers; this is my favourite one so far:

Him: Hi, how are you? I'm passing through the area and am looking for a booking around X time, could you send over your postcode?
Me: Sure
Him: Thanks for that. Have made a bit of a balls up to be honest. I?ve left my wallet in the hotel I was stayin in last night and that?s all the way up in somewhere else, Is there anyway you would see me for ?30. That?s all I?ve got on me. Literally just a handjob or something. Don?t even have to get undressed babe. Please?
Me: Don't worry if you don't have cash, you can make a transfer directly to my business account   ;D
Him:...
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12291 on: 05 January 2018, 01:10:50 pm »
Quote from: honeymoonbarbie on 04 January 2018, 02:53:35 pm
My rates may not be in line with the 'standard' rates where I'm currently touring but I'm getting a lot of interest and along with the genuine enquiries I'm getting a fair amount of chancers; this is my favourite one so far:

Him: Hi, how are you? I'm passing through the area and am looking for a booking around X time, could you send over your postcode?
Me: Sure
Him: Thanks for that. Have made a bit of a balls up to be honest. I?ve left my wallet in the hotel I was stayin in last night and that?s all the way up in somewhere else, Is there anyway you would see me for ?30. That?s all I?ve got on me. Literally just a handjob or something. Don?t even have to get undressed babe. Please?
Me: Don't worry if you don't have cash, you can make a transfer directly to my business account   ;D
Him:...


I had one who booked for an hour but ended up finishing and leaving after 20 minutes I think. Got a text next day asking if he could come back and use the time he didn't get to use last time. He got no response from me.  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12292 on: 05 January 2018, 03:38:17 pm »
Yesterday when a client contacted me about a booking, I was excited not long from a weigh in. I told him positively that I have lost 16lbs so far. He texted back saying he likes his woman big.

Oh my.... If he wants to believe escorts are his woman. I just ignored him after that.

I find most clients are in need of a hug. :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12293 on: 06 January 2018, 04:56:17 am »
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Imagine you hear all kinds of wierd shit on this and must get pestered a lot. It is 4:30 in the morning and I am very drunk so I will ask you this one simple question ........

Baguettes for arms or croissants for hands ?

 ??? ::)
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12294 on: 06 January 2018, 07:31:24 am »
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I want you babe xx
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Seems to be an increase in these types of messages recently.

Or maybe it's because I've been to a few totally new areas recently and haven't weeded these wasters out?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12295 on: 06 January 2018, 01:29:09 pm »
Quote from: wishlist on 06 January 2018, 04:56:17 am
Subject:
Question


Imagine you hear all kinds of wierd shit on this and must get pestered a lot. It is 4:30 in the morning and I am very drunk so I will ask you this one simple question ........

Baguettes for arms or croissants for hands ?

 ??? ::)

I am SURE he's been doing the rounds for many years - I got something similar when I first started!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12296 on: 06 January 2018, 03:17:11 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 06 January 2018, 01:29:09 pm
I am SURE he's been doing the rounds for many years - I got something similar when I first started!

1st time iv encountered the idiot in the 8 years iv been on AW, some people are beyond strange
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12297 on: 07 January 2018, 01:51:53 pm »
Quote from: KittenCandy on 05 January 2018, 01:10:50 pm


I had one who booked for an hour but ended up finishing and leaving after 20 minutes I think. Got a text next day asking if he could come back and use the time he didn't get to use last time. He got no response from me.  ;D

I had someone do that! Cheek of it!
That?s like eating in a restaurant, only managing to eat half and going back the next day to ask for the other half portion
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12298 on: 10 January 2018, 11:26:06 pm »
Text off an idiot today:

Idiot: Hi are you available today
Idiot: Are you available today?
Idiot: Are you available please
Me: Please call
Idiot: Do you do 15 mins
Me: Yes but its same price as half hour @ ?70
Idiot: Hi sorry to bother you again is that price just for a hand job
Me:No its full service
Idiot: What
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12299 on: 11 January 2018, 02:55:50 am »
I got an email mail a couple of days ago asking if I were willing to eat live bugs, like they do on I am a celebraty get me out of here (never watch it)  or Bear Grills (sorry if the spelling is wrong).

Anyone would do it? Not sure where he would get any this time of year!
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