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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12270 on: 28 December 2017, 10:20:00 am »
After saying no to a man on the phone yesterday for reasons irrelevant here, he texted to offer me twice my fee.

Me tempted? What do you think?  ::)
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12271 on: 28 December 2017, 01:54:34 pm »
"I don't usually pick girls like you. Not sure why I viewed your profile. I usually go for white slim blondes in their early twenties but something about your profile. I want to book you."

Aaaaaaand Blocked. The only way I see this playing out is me getting there or him turning up and then saying he can't go through with it. I don't get it. Are they so fucking stupid? Why would you want to book someone who isn't even your type?

« Last Edit: 28 December 2017, 01:57:23 pm by KittenCandy »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12272 on: 28 December 2017, 05:42:42 pm »
Cross dresser via email,telling me he is off to photoshoot where he will be dressed as a bride.He wanted to know if it would be ok to come for an incall still dressed in his bridal gear..and yes I did have to explain why that would not be happening!
Apparently he didn't think about the fact I have neighbours or that this means he would be mincing over from the car park in full regalia! ::)
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12273 on: 29 December 2017, 11:16:43 am »
Hi there,

Might be a strange message to receive, but where I work I am able to get my hands on limitless amounts of condoms, lubricants etc....

As a way of earning a couple of extra ?'s I am offering them to the females on here at a price which will be lower than you would pay in and chemists.

If you are interested in discussing what you might need, then please get in touch anytime.

Thanks for reading. X
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12274 on: 29 December 2017, 12:43:59 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 28 December 2017, 05:42:42 pm
Cross dresser via email,telling me he is off to photoshoot where he will be dressed as a bride.He wanted to know if it would be ok to come for an incall still dressed in his bridal gear..and yes I did have to explain why that would not be happening!
Apparently he didn't think about the fact I have neighbours or that this means he would be mincing over from the car park in full regalia! ::)

The temptation to say yes and watch him get out of the car and walk a few yards just to take a look at that sight, would have been hard to resist.  Never had a Xdresser turn up at mine wearing his female stuff but one man did arrive wearing pink nail varnish.  He brought matching lipstick for me to put on him too.   :)
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kitty_69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12275 on: 29 December 2017, 05:05:36 pm »
just got this on AW

Hi im on way Lincoln to boston, can only sprnd 40? tonight on escort but can share some good coke, so be happy with just kissing, I live home alone in Lincoln so room to rent could be discuss I?m also polish bloke

I don't do drugs and i cost more than ?40 for 15 mins
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12276 on: 29 December 2017, 05:53:38 pm »
"Hi can I cum c u for 30 mins 2nite at 7 babe?"

Considering I'm clearly listed as not working this week AND I don't do 30 min bookings, I think not  ::)

And when they say cum instead of come... :FF :FF
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Britishblonde

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12277 on: 29 December 2017, 05:55:07 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 29 December 2017, 11:16:43 am
Hi there,

Might be a strange message to receive, but where I work I am able to get my hands on limitless amounts of condoms, lubricants etc....

As a way of earning a couple of extra ?'s I am offering them to the females on here at a price which will be lower than you would pay in and chemists.

If you are interested in discussing what you might need, then please get in touch anytime.

Thanks for reading. X


Hahaha well that's a first!
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Dolita

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12278 on: 29 December 2017, 06:26:13 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 29 December 2017, 11:16:43 am
Hi there,

Might be a strange message to receive, but where I work I am able to get my hands on limitless amounts of condoms, lubricants etc....

As a way of earning a couple of extra ?'s I am offering them to the females on here at a price which will be lower than you would pay in and chemists.

If you are interested in discussing what you might need, then please get in touch anytime.

Thanks for reading. X

I got that one today too!
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Rosie13

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12279 on: 29 December 2017, 06:28:55 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 29 December 2017, 11:16:43 am
Hi there,

Might be a strange message to receive, but where I work I am able to get my hands on limitless amounts of condoms, lubricants etc....

As a way of earning a couple of extra ?'s I am offering them to the females on here at a price which will be lower than you would pay in and chemists.

If you are interested in discussing what you might need, then please get in touch anytime.

Thanks for reading. X

Had this today too. Now in a folder with the other wasters.
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Dolita

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12280 on: 29 December 2017, 07:57:15 pm »
Quote from: Lolapops on 29 December 2017, 06:28:55 pm
Had this today too. Now in a folder with the other wasters.

Clearly spamming the entire Scottish section. :FF
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MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12281 on: 29 December 2017, 09:30:19 pm »
text message:

Can i lick ur pussy

mmmm such a sexy offer! meow!!  ::)
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12282 on: 30 December 2017, 11:37:44 pm »
Hi is it possible to book for a submissive session with heavy choking involved and maybe make you pass out? X

I don't even have words.
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Bobbisux

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12283 on: 31 December 2017, 02:51:06 pm »
Quote from: Hannaah on 30 December 2017, 11:37:44 pm
Hi is it possible to book for a submissive session with heavy choking involved and maybe make you pass out? X

I don't even have words.

Hannaah

Just enough words required to ring the local cop shop, I reckon.

It really is disturbing the thoughts that goes through some people's heads.

Bob
« Last Edit: 31 December 2017, 05:22:11 pm by Bobbisux »
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Dolita

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12284 on: 31 December 2017, 04:53:10 pm »
Quote from: Hannaah on 30 December 2017, 11:37:44 pm
Hi is it possible to book for a submissive session with heavy choking involved and maybe make you pass out? X

I don't even have words.

That's disturbing.
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