Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2600095 times)

Lucie268 · « **Reply #12210 on:** 16 December 2017, 10:16:53 pm »

Quote from: dalish on 16 December 2017, 08:30:56 pm

"Hello
My name is [NAME]. I'm here for seeking services and I?m not an escort.

I?ve met two escorts but that was just for coffee. But now I wish to have an appointment but I require something special. I can tell you the details of what I want in my second message, if you are willing to cater my needs. But before telling you what I need, I like to see if you are an experienced lady to help me, so I have couple of questions to ask you just to see if you are experienced enough to help me with my needs. I?m a 37 yr old woman with 2 kids and a family, so if you are a woman then you will understand why I am so concerned and why I really wish to be sure about you.

I like to ask you, in course of escorting you might have seen different ethnicity men, so my question is whether black men in ?average? are better in sex, with more girth and size as compared to other ethnicity men? Yes I know black men can also be small but my question is if you think black men on ?average? are better, girthy and bigger?
And secondly, have you ever had a threesome or are you okay with a threesome?

If you are willing to go ahead then please render your answers to the above and I can tell you in detail as to what I require. I am a married woman with kids so hope you as a woman can understand my concerns. So hope you are an understanding, open minded and friendly lady.
x"

Uh huh. You're a woman who wants to know if black men have bigger dicks. May I suggest letting go of your own first, "Madam"?

lol this one's been doing the rounds recently

Miss harlequin · « **Reply #12211 on:** 17 December 2017, 08:27:49 am »

Quote from: dalish on 16 December 2017, 08:30:56 pm

"Hello
My name is [NAME]. I'm here for seeking services and I?m not an escort.

I?ve met two escorts but that was just for coffee. But now I wish to have an appointment but I require something special. I can tell you the details of what I want in my second message, if you are willing to cater my needs. But before telling you what I need, I like to see if you are an experienced lady to help me, so I have couple of questions to ask you just to see if you are experienced enough to help me with my needs. I?m a 37 yr old woman with 2 kids and a family, so if you are a woman then you will understand why I am so concerned and why I really wish to be sure about you.

I like to ask you, in course of escorting you might have seen different ethnicity men, so my question is whether black men in ?average? are better in sex, with more girth and size as compared to other ethnicity men? Yes I know black men can also be small but my question is if you think black men on ?average? are better, girthy and bigger?
And secondly, have you ever had a threesome or are you okay with a threesome?

If you are willing to go ahead then please render your answers to the above and I can tell you in detail as to what I require. I am a married woman with kids so hope you as a woman can understand my concerns. So hope you are an understanding, open minded and friendly lady.
x"

Uh huh. You're a woman who wants to know if black men have bigger dicks. May I suggest letting go of your own first, "Madam"?

I had the same one she has 2 feedback too however I just deleted and blocked as I have a cold and couldn?t be bothered thinking up a sarky response lol

Gypsy · « **Reply #12212 on:** 17 December 2017, 09:43:36 am »

Quote from: Miss harlequin on 17 December 2017, 08:27:49 am

I had the same one she has 2 feedback too however I just deleted and blocked as I have a cold and couldn?t be bothered thinking up a sarky response lol

I had the same email last night. He must be spamming us all

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #12213 on:** 17 December 2017, 10:39:25 am »

Stupid twat sent through a random booking request even though my diary is locked down.10 hours for 100 at 9:30pm tonight for an outcall.I am incall only,I don't work Sunday's,I finish at 7pm anyway,I don't see under 25's and I ask that clients contact me first before putting in a request.So not a word has he read on my profile and he apparently only joined yesterday but knows how to bypass the closed diary!Very suspicious!

SimplySinful · « **Reply #12214 on:** 17 December 2017, 02:44:33 pm »

Un believable. A guy who I saw last week for 30 minutes, was a very awkward booking and he couldn?t maintain an errection/come, I vowed not to see him again...

Missed call and text today:

Hi its X I saw you last week if you remember me I hope you do. Sorry again for struggling to get hard enough, been doctors all ok now. I only have ?20 can I see you now and make up for last time?

What the actual fuck? It?s actually made me quite angry, the bare faced cheek of it. I mean I wouldn?t see him if he paid double, and he offers me ?20, so he can make it up to me? So I see him for a pittance and he?s somehow doing me a favour. When I could be doing something more interesting, like cleaning the loo.

I was lost for words, he is now blocked with a capital B.

Gypsy · « **Reply #12215 on:** 17 December 2017, 06:59:51 pm »

Cleaning the loo - that's hilarious! Probably cos I would only think the same thing

Hannaah · « **Reply #12216 on:** 18 December 2017, 08:43:15 pm »

Do you have kik I?m working here and staying to night and driving back to London tomorrow moring I have 250

SuperCheese · « **Reply #12217 on:** 18 December 2017, 09:05:54 pm »

Idiot: do you do cim?
Me: No, read my profile
Idiot: how about owo?
Idiot: do you lick balls?
Idiot: how old are you?
Idiot: what's your number?
Idiot:

??
Idiot:

?
Idiot: so do you do cim?
Me: *blocked*

Romily · « **Reply #12218 on:** 18 December 2017, 09:53:53 pm »

Quote from: dalish on 16 December 2017, 08:30:56 pm

"Hello
My name is [NAME]. I'm here for seeking services and I?m not an escort.

I?ve met two escorts but that was just for coffee. But now I wish to have an appointment but I require something special. I can tell you the details of what I want in my second message, if you are willing to cater my needs. But before telling you what I need, I like to see if you are an experienced lady to help me, so I have couple of questions to ask you just to see if you are experienced enough to help me with my needs. I?m a 37 yr old woman with 2 kids and a family, so if you are a woman then you will understand why I am so concerned and why I really wish to be sure about you.

I like to ask you, in course of escorting you might have seen different ethnicity men, so my question is whether black men in ?average? are better in sex, with more girth and size as compared to other ethnicity men? Yes I know black men can also be small but my question is if you think black men on ?average? are better, girthy and bigger?
And secondly, have you ever had a threesome or are you okay with a threesome?

If you are willing to go ahead then please render your answers to the above and I can tell you in detail as to what I require. I am a married woman with kids so hope you as a woman can understand my concerns. So hope you are an understanding, open minded and friendly lady.
x"

Yup , got this today too .

MsLadyV87 · « **Reply #12219 on:** 19 December 2017, 01:41:14 pm »

Quote from: dalish on 16 December 2017, 08:30:56 pm

"Hello
My name is [NAME]. I'm here for seeking services and I?m not an escort.

I?ve met two escorts but that was just for coffee. But now I wish to have an appointment but I require something special. I can tell you the details of what I want in my second message, if you are willing to cater my needs. But before telling you what I need, I like to see if you are an experienced lady to help me, so I have couple of questions to ask you just to see if you are experienced enough to help me with my needs. I?m a 37 yr old woman with 2 kids and a family, so if you are a woman then you will understand why I am so concerned and why I really wish to be sure about you.

I like to ask you, in course of escorting you might have seen different ethnicity men, so my question is whether black men in ?average? are better in sex, with more girth and size as compared to other ethnicity men? Yes I know black men can also be small but my question is if you think black men on ?average? are better, girthy and bigger?
And secondly, have you ever had a threesome or are you okay with a threesome?

If you are willing to go ahead then please render your answers to the above and I can tell you in detail as to what I require. I am a married woman with kids so hope you as a woman can understand my concerns. So hope you are an understanding, open minded and friendly lady.
x"

Yep I got this today. is it weird that I feel like I am part of the group getting this dodgy clearly spam email!!

Anais · « **Reply #12220 on:** 19 December 2017, 02:20:28 pm »

'Dear Lovely (my name)
I saw your profile and am hooked by it.
As a lonely man, I ask you to give this
lonely average size man one hour of
your life to treat you with the respect
and passion you deserve. In return,
taking him between your arms will
return his sole to his body "tonight".

Christmas Saviour?? Or is he missing a shoe??

GothGirl · « **Reply #12221 on:** 19 December 2017, 04:59:28 pm »

A few corkers today -

R u work outcall

Do you like really full on deep passionate wet snogging with deep tongues?

VoluptuousCurves · « **Reply #12222 on:** 19 December 2017, 05:03:03 pm »

Quote from: Modesty Blaize on 19 December 2017, 02:20:28 pm

return his sole to his body "tonight".

I would not be able to prevent myself responding with a joke about shoes.

loubyloo · « **Reply #12223 on:** 19 December 2017, 05:42:48 pm »

Quote from: dalish on 16 December 2017, 08:30:56 pm

"Hello
My name is [NAME]. I'm here for seeking services and I?m not an escort.

I?ve met two escorts but that was just for coffee. But now I wish to have an appointment but I require something special. I can tell you the details of what I want in my second message, if you are willing to cater my needs. But before telling you what I need, I like to see if you are an experienced lady to help me, so I have couple of questions to ask you just to see if you are experienced enough to help me with my needs. I?m a 37 yr old woman with 2 kids and a family, so if you are a woman then you will understand why I am so concerned and why I really wish to be sure about you.

I had this a few days ago.
Just deleted. I wasn't even sure what I was meant to reply!!!

I like to ask you, in course of escorting you might have seen different ethnicity men, so my question is whether black men in ?average? are better in sex, with more girth and size as compared to other ethnicity men? Yes I know black men can also be small but my question is if you think black men on ?average? are better, girthy and bigger?
And secondly, have you ever had a threesome or are you okay with a threesome?

If you are willing to go ahead then please render your answers to the above and I can tell you in detail as to what I require. I am a married woman with kids so hope you as a woman can understand my concerns. So hope you are an understanding, open minded and friendly lady.
x"

Uh huh. You're a woman who wants to know if black men have bigger dicks. May I suggest letting go of your own first, "Madam"?

Katiexxx · « **Reply #12224 on:** 19 December 2017, 06:49:54 pm »

AW booking for 10 hours

10 pounds

outcall 180 miles away from my town

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

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