Ijit 2:- b&j for ?25?

Me:- blimey, bit expensive for some Ben and jerrys if you ask me, I wouldn't bother.

 

Ya ha ha!

Call and keep saying erm...erm...erm ... then give a full low down of their days schedule to decide what time they can make it, then check what I offer then check the price meanwhile there's 15 missed calls that I  want to get back to before my next booking arrives 

This brings out the worst in me

I hate those too. The ones who um and ah constantly  Why do they bother phoning?

Idiot number 1 phones asking for a booking when I was finished for the day so told him so, he asked if I knew anyone else in Berwick (I?m nowhere near Berwick). Asked why he thought I was there and where he got my number, he reckons he phoned an escort from the Yellow Pages. Didn?t know my name. I?m not on the Yellow Pages 

Idiot number 2: Hi have you had any problems taking a heavy cummer in your mouth before?
I don?t offer cim 

Always get the weirdos on a Wednesday 

Just got this delight on AW....

Hi,

I was wondering if you had a number to contact you on for a booking or do you prefer everything to done via aw?
Are you happy with outcalls to Leeds?
Do you offer bareback, cum inside and french kissing and would these be included in your price or extra?

Thanks xx

As my profile states not once but twice that I dont do bareback and I only work in the Leeds area it makes me wonder if this guy can even read

A tedious long winded email from an obviously insincere fantasist with 0 feedback.


Hi, you have a great profile and look and sound amazing. I have a friend who has a stag coming up and I've been asked on behalf of the group to seek out a unique experience for the groom to be.

If this is not for you I am sorry to have wasted your time. However, if it's something you would or could consider (feel free to make suggestions if you want things to work differently) then please read on as a few of the guys are definitely interested in your services.

We had in mind a group sex session with you. This would involve up to 10 to 12 guys (including the groom to be).

The fantasy and thus theme for the event is group sex with a pregnant lady.

The guys are keen on French Kissing and OWO. That's the only specific requests. Apart from that we are happy to work with what you offer.

Given you are pregnant, I thought it best for you to have one on one sex with each one at a time (say 15 to 30 mins per guy). It's a GFE they each want but they seek that with a pregnant lady as that's what would make it special and memorable.

So my question is could you handle up to12 guys for the event?

Position wise I presume missionary and doggie is all that would be required, and all they expect as extras is French Kissing and OWO as I mentioned.

All guys would be respectful and gentle with you as we respect you are pregnant and want you to remain comfortable and safe so please be assured no issue there. What would be great though is if you could make each sex session with each guy more intimate and special though by making it feel passionate and more akin to love making. So let each guy caress your body and pregnant belly etc.

How far pregnant are you now and are you able to engage in sexual penetration?

Feel free to ask any questions you may have and please let me know asapif this is something you could accommodate or at least consider and we can work with you to arrange an experience you would feel comfortable to provide.

I look forward to hearing back from you asap. Thanks xxx
 

 

ask questions that are on the profile, ask if available today when paying for available today............I am SICK and TIRED of the constant stupid texts every  morning 

i know it really pisses me off i get at least 10 texts saying are u available today? Do they think we pay for it for a joke  every text i get now i just say call to book, ive had enough xx

Confused:Hi how are you?
Me:Fine thanks
Him:Can we meet up any time soon?
Me:This afternoon or early evening?
Him:So tomorrow then?
Me:Erm yeah if you don't want to meet today?
Him:I want domination
Me:I don't offer that.
Him:I don't really want that I want GFE and food fetish
Me:So why are you asking about domination?
Him:(Stupid laugh)I don't know,I don't know what it is,I just want to get with you.
Me:So you thought you would ask for a fairly specialises thing that is not mentioned on my profile and claim you don't know what it is?
Him:Well what about food it's not a fetish I just want food
Me:So food sex then?
Him:Well no I didn't say that
Me:Maybe ring me back when you know what you want and you have had a think.Block...