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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11805 on: 23 September 2017, 07:56:08 pm »
And a missed call, I send my usual text with availability to get these texts back:

Blockhead: Hi, I want you to be my girlfriend! and

Blockhead: Are you single?

Me: www.match.com

AND BLOCK!

Looking at blocked texts, bombardment pleading me to be his GF, he can fuck right off!
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11806 on: 24 September 2017, 08:07:18 am »
Email....

Hi, i live in X and would like to meet you but as a computer engineer i can afford only 50? for a short session. Please let me know your available times if you would like to accept. Cheers.

It pisses me off as I have NEVER offered 15 minutes, and this is half my 30 minute touring price, I can only think some ladies have discounted for him.

Also my X was a computer engineer and he earned enough for the odd luxury or two!
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little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11807 on: 26 September 2017, 12:37:25 pm »
Got this email through VS today, if any ladies fancy taking him up on the offer please PM for details as I don't do over nights ;D  ::)

hia i got bissnes in y area 2 morrow im liking for 2 morrow night all night i ho phone it broken lol i want all night whith u 900 ok mail me
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xkittenx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11808 on: 26 September 2017, 05:39:23 pm »
Got asked if I would trade a session for a bloody pc for god sake lol
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11809 on: 26 September 2017, 05:41:16 pm »
Quote from: xkittenx on 26 September 2017, 05:39:23 pm
Got asked if I would trade a session for a bloody pc for god sake lol

The best (or worst...) I heard about from a friend, was a booking in exhange for a MacDonalds, yes really!
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little-minx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11810 on: 26 September 2017, 05:56:13 pm »
Oh gosh!  In exchange for a McDonalds is a mad one WTF?!  Had an offer for an hour in exchange for a TV once lol.
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11811 on: 26 September 2017, 05:56:53 pm »
Quote from: LisaLisa on 26 September 2017, 05:56:13 pm
Oh gosh!  In exchange for a McDonalds is a mad one WTF?!  Had an offer for an hour in exchange for a TV once lol.

Yup surprise surprise my friend declined!
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11812 on: 27 September 2017, 11:19:27 am »
Text.

01.25 Can you get To xxx xxx now?
01.28 ?
02.01 No then.
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Katiexxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11813 on: 27 September 2017, 02:59:16 pm »
Forgot to take my mobile number off from aw before sleep  :FF

Twat 23:11 Come in
Twat 23:18 I'm comming round
Twat 23:38 I know that number
Twat 02:21 I know who you are

Found him on Facebook. He lives 100 miles away from me ::)

Another Twat 02:59 You about?

15 missed calls...

Oh well my blocklist getting bigger and bigger every day



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chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11814 on: 27 September 2017, 03:11:21 pm »
I wouldn't call anyone between the hours of about 10pm and 8am but it's fine to call us, after all, we are in bed, ready for action, legs apart 24 hours a day!

Oh and always free at any given time for unknown knobbers to shag us, often in exchange for less money than we want, or random gifts in lieu of cash.

I mean, what's wrong with me, am I doing it wrong?

 ;D ;D ;D
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babyblue

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11815 on: 27 September 2017, 04:26:42 pm »
Haha anyone want this one?

'Hi hope you are well, I'm an electrician and all round handy man if you have anything that needs doing I can do parts included to swap for a session with you x'
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11816 on: 27 September 2017, 04:37:59 pm »
Surely it was irresistible to reply "What parts are we talking about exactly?" :D
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londonfox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11817 on: 28 September 2017, 09:14:39 am »
Had a text at 00.37am this morning (fucking go to bed) saying
"Christ if I wanted to see armpit and leg hair then i would just look in the mirror. Are you some kind of circus freak?"

so... are you gonna book me or...?????

 I hate it when people tempt me into responding angrily because it's not worth it. I just left it.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11818 on: 28 September 2017, 11:03:55 am »
Phone call

Him..Hi can I come and see you?
Me..(not feeling it) How old are you?
Him..24
Me..Sorry you are under my age limit
Him..(getting arsy)What? Well what's your age limit?
Me..Doesn't really matter does it as its over 24
Him..Awww, come on love I'm only round the corner.
Me..Click

4 reasons right there why he wont get a booking
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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11819 on: 28 September 2017, 08:51:30 pm »
Phone call from a pleasant but a bit clueless sounding bloke, asked for postcode so sent one nearby. Now received 5 photos of myself that he?s screenshotted from my AW profile to ?let me know what turns him on? and asked my pensioner rate. Then when I text explaining my pensioner rates were the same as everyone else?s, he said he?s looking forward to seeing me soon. I explained he has to book via the phone, and hasn?t yet, so how can he look forward to seeing me soon?  :FF


Sending me photos of myself that he?s stolen from my AW account and asking for a discount means I?ll likely decline even if he did ring.
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