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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11790 on: 21 September 2017, 11:26:15 pm »
Received a text

Hi u available to suck my cock?
I got your number of adult work I'm 25 male white English

What a charmer!

Schwiftysquancher91

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11791 on: 22 September 2017, 08:28:39 am »
Sent at 11.31pm

Hi it's -name- from -location- are you free for outcall now? Only thing is my wife is sleeping in another room in the house hope that's ok
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11792 on: 22 September 2017, 09:30:46 am »
"Hey Beautiful me and my mate want to ............"

I didn't bother reading any more. In less than 10 words he'd already given me two reasons not to see him. >:(


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11793 on: 22 September 2017, 11:20:20 am »
Hey do you have a sexy bum? xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11794 on: 22 September 2017, 03:50:31 pm »
'Hello where are you?'
So I said a local thing nearby but not too close that everyone knows in this town.
'No idea where that is tbh'
So I asked him is he local or visiting?
Completely ignores me and goes on
'Dont want to be rude but I saved your number last week and I tried to call but you didn't pick up, whats your profile name again'

I said he shouldn't be calling women when he doesn't even know who they are, waste of my time and his!

And down the phone goes  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11795 on: 22 September 2017, 04:04:48 pm »
I get so many texts just saying 'hi' that annoys me more than the blatant timewasters asking dickhead questions like today i had 'will you fart when ive got my tounge deep in your ass?' What the fuck no xx
Not today satan

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11796 on: 22 September 2017, 04:15:07 pm »
I get so many texts just saying 'hi' that annoys me more than the blatant timewasters asking dickhead questions like today i had 'will you fart when ive got my tounge deep in your ass?' What the fuck no xx

Or "Hi, is this X?"  >:(

Schwiftysquancher91

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11797 on: 22 September 2017, 04:52:41 pm »
I get so many texts just saying 'hi' that annoys me more than the blatant timewasters asking dickhead questions like today i had 'will you fart when ive got my tounge deep in your ass?' What the fuck no xx

I don't reply to these texts. Sometimes I get a hi how are you as well. 90/100% time wasters.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11798 on: 22 September 2017, 04:55:36 pm »
I get so many texts just saying 'hi' that annoys me more than the blatant timewasters asking dickhead questions like today i had 'will you fart when ive got my tounge deep in your ass?' What the fuck no xx

The hi or how are you or hi baby messages make me want to tell them to fuck off. I have now infact dedicated a FAQ on my profile to saying if you send me texts saying hi don't expect me to let you make a booking. And when I get a hi text I refer them to that part of my faqs. It's stupid what do they actually think texting me hi will get them it's bloody useless.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11799 on: 22 September 2017, 04:55:48 pm »
I get so many texts just saying 'hi' that annoys me more than the blatant timewasters asking dickhead questions like today i had 'will you fart when ive got my tounge deep in your ass?' What the fuck no xx

The hi or how are you or hi baby messages make me want to tell them to fuck off. I have now infact dedicated a FAQ on my profile to saying if you send me texts saying hi don't expect me to let you make a booking. And when I get a hi text I refer them to that part of my faqs. It's stupid what do they actually think texting me hi will get them it's bloody useless.
Sometimes I think that I could die from an overdose of satisfaction. -Salvador Dali

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11800 on: 22 September 2017, 05:03:34 pm »
Blah blah..
Me: So can you give me an idea of the services you're after?
Him: normal
Me: can you be a bit more specific, it's just to ensure we're compatible
Him: GFE, nicey nicey, girlfriend/boyfriend stuff

Errr okay then. I get he means Vanilla GFE but nicey nicey GF/BF just made me a bit sick in my mouth, and I am pretty vanilla GFE.

On the 'maybe if desperate' list he goes.

Before that I had someone try and hang up on me mid-sentence, but didn't quite manage to hang up  ;D tit.

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11801 on: 22 September 2017, 07:40:03 pm »
Could you do me a special price hun its my birthday just for a tit wank x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11802 on: 22 September 2017, 08:18:40 pm »
Could you do me a special price hun its my birthday just for a tit wank x

Tell him it's your birthday so you're charging double.  ;D

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11803 on: 22 September 2017, 09:39:04 pm »
Tell him it's your birthday so you're charging double.  ;D

Hahaha. 'Oh word? Me too! As a special treat for myself I'm upping my rates.'

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11804 on: 23 September 2017, 01:38:18 pm »
I find it hilarious when you tour an area you've toured before....out the TWs come out, forgetting they've contacted you before, some are blocked already, but often a mild cases of Timewaster tries again, BLOCK!

Not so amusing someone you've seen before asks to see you again, then sends a text like this:

(Blah blah about not being sure 'when' this afternoon, something to do with kids), then
I have X amount but half an hour isn't quite long enough so we we maybe do something for X?

He was offering me a small amount over my half hr fee expecting what?  I'd say yeh you can have an hour for well under my hourly rate? Well he got nothing, no response, that often works better than saying anything in getting the message across.