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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11685 on: 04 September 2017, 10:15:18 am »
Hi you do anal sex not tax me please

What does this even mean  ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11686 on: 04 September 2017, 10:48:58 am »
Hi you do anal sex not tax me please

What does this even mean  ???

Maybe he wants you to add tax on to your rate for his poor grammar lol
?Some say that a woman that trades her body for money is a whore, if that is the case, then a woman that trades her body for flattery and kind words is just a whore that is not paid as well.?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11687 on: 04 September 2017, 11:16:19 am »
Nott sure this is the right thread, but it did make me laugh!


Evening, how are you?? Been up to much?

A bit weird I know, but I'm looking to be in an open relationship (where only she has other guys and I don't see anyone else) I'm not the clingy, controlling, possessive, insecure type. I absolutely love knowing that my partner (when I have one) is having fun and enjoying herself. I find it so hot!

I like someone who is open minded, kinky, naughty, cheeky, flirtatious, loves lots of banter, lots of laughs and good times together. Dating sites are full of stuffy, snotty nosed people and that is just not for me.

I got some face pics on here, have a look. If you want to chat add me on like bla bla my number is bla bla.

Scott xx

I had no idea that adultwork was also a dating site!

If this is the same 'Scott' he has been doing the rounds on AW for YEARS! Obviously he hasn't twigged his technique isn't working on escorts!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11688 on: 04 September 2017, 11:43:38 am »
Message on aw
"hey sexy u ok ? 

hey sexy are you available for a outcall tonight to my flat in m**********h town babe *** ***, can you ring me babe as I have no txts or minutes untill the 16th I only have Internet, me you and my monster cock will have loads of fun babe, that's if you can handle my 10inch monster ;) **his number** xxx "

My reply
"I do not ring or text potential clients they ring me.
If you cannot afford a bolt on to buy more minutes you cannot afford me and I do not do out calls unless it is to a hotel"

His reply
"I'm on contract babe and my bill cost enough I have my own business and a hell of a lot of money I chose you babe cause your sexy as hell I'll book a hotel then and would u come ther ?"

Mine
I would also need you to put a booking request through on aw.

I would only go to a hotel if you booked it gave me the name it is booked in and messaged me when you are there. I would then phone the hotel and ask to be put through to your room and once I speak to you at the hotel I would travel.
I am on a contract as well and you can buy bundles of minutes and texts for around ?5 not a lot of money if you already have a business and have loads of money"

They must think we are all thick and will fall for their bullshit





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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11689 on: 04 September 2017, 12:16:49 pm »
Also just received this:-

Him:-Would you try something different?
Me:- like what?
Him:-would you try a threesome with me and my dog and I'll pay extra?
Me:- -stunned horror-

Vile some clients should be locked up.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11690 on: 04 September 2017, 12:19:03 pm »
Also just received this:-

Him:-Would you try something different?
Me:- like what?
Him:-would you try a threesome with me and my dog and I'll pay extra?
Me:- -stunned horror-

Oh god I missed this it is so wrong

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11691 on: 04 September 2017, 01:35:50 pm »
For dick pics I've replied "OMG, what's wrong with it?! I'd see a dr if I were you!"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11692 on: 04 September 2017, 04:03:29 pm »
For dick pics I've replied "OMG, what's wrong with it?! I'd see a dr if I were you!"


I keep saying I haven't received it and make them send it over and over. Most resends I got was around 20. I then reveal that all I keep getting is a picture of a small uncooked chipolata.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11693 on: 04 September 2017, 04:07:47 pm »

I keep saying I haven't received it and make them send it over and over. Most resends I got was around 20. I then reveal that all I keep getting is a picture of a small uncooked chipolata.

Im stealing this idea  ;D
?Some say that a woman that trades her body for money is a whore, if that is the case, then a woman that trades her body for flattery and kind words is just a whore that is not paid as well.?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11694 on: 04 September 2017, 04:41:23 pm »
Seen this guy once..
guy: hey babes can I come round? got something to show you
me (15 hours later): is it your dick?
guy: ha yeah. U free?

needless to say I ignored him after that
I've lost track of how many cats I have...

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11695 on: 04 September 2017, 04:43:47 pm »
Received this very obvious cut n paste.  Note the 'I will be in your area' and 'send me your price and details'......

Hello

I am a 54 year old Canadian Army officer and will be in your neck of the woods the first week in November.  I would love to experience giving up all control and be dominated and forced to do whatever you wanted me to.  I'd love for you to force me to cum twice, the first time with sex and the second by you slowly masturbating me any way you wish.

I will be at a hotel in the area.  If can recommend one, I would appreciate it.

I look forward to hearing from you.  Please send your price and any relevant details.

Thank you

Jeremy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11696 on: 04 September 2017, 05:42:35 pm »

I keep saying I haven't received it and make them send it over and over. Most resends I got was around 20. I then reveal that all I keep getting is a picture of a small uncooked chipolata.

love it!!  ;D :D ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11697 on: 04 September 2017, 08:24:12 pm »
Got an email on AW just saying 'Hi. My name is Alan. My mobile is. 07xxxxxxxxx. X' (this was annoying enough) I replied asking a date, time and how long he'd want to book for, which he responded to. Seemed perfectly polite and said he'd be in touch to see me this week.

Then he asked where I'm based and I told him (and reminded him gently that it's on my profile). He responded saying 'Ops.   I don't read everything. :-)' I replied saying 'I have it written on the top of my profile to read it before contacting, so that might be an idea!' His last text was 'Sorry maybe it's not a good idea to meet!'

 ::) men can be so fragile - it was such a gentle prompt lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11698 on: 04 September 2017, 08:39:23 pm »
I had a text today:

4:30. Address?


SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11699 on: 04 September 2017, 11:55:31 pm »
I had a text today:

4:30. Address?

How about this text, simply

FS?