Email exchange tonight
Impatient tw*t: How much?
Half an hour later: I'm STILL waiting on your reply. You obviously aren't a real escort if you aren't replying to me!!
Me: Sorry I was too busy been a real escort to reply to your message straight away. Please be assured that next time I will stop my client and reply instantly to prove to you I'm genuine.
SMH
I've been thinking bout getting someone to answer my calls but then people would also complain that it's not -you- they are talking to (to be fair I prefer being in control of calls anyway) sooo I scrap heaped that idea as I'd prefer a more patient clientele! You can't make everybody happy so I think it's best that I'm just happy and see who falls in with that
In line with that I had a guy call me and ask me if who he was talking to was real, I said yes of course this is me, it's (my work name). He said I sounded to nice and polite to be a SW. not sure wether to be complimented to offended. I proceeded to say well yes this is me. -line cuts out-
Going to adopt a new phone mantra; THIS IS (working name) YOU SHLAAG GIVE UZ YER MAAAAHNY!
