Just got a call from a guy

Him "Are you available today?"
Me "Yes, what time would do like?"
Him "4 o'clock OK?"
Me "Yes, I'm free then"
Him "Where can we meet?"
Me "Well I can do incall or outcall"
Him "Not on my own so can't be outcall"
Me "OK, Incall in Edinburgh then?"
Him "don't have a car"
Me "Train maybe?"
Him "Too far from the station"
Me "Well it's a bit difficult then isn't it?"
Him "Yes, I'll have a think and ring back, bye"
Me "Bye"

I'm not holding my breath for this one!

Bob

At around 11.30pm coming home from my last booking of the day as I do outcalls only atm.

Him:- hello can you outcall now?
Me:- it's too late now you will have to book another day
Him:- outcall should be open 24 hours a day so give me a booking

Yes well you know I've always hated sleeping and eating, it's obviously overrated if you're a sex worker right?


Also my absolute pet hate and regular calls consist of guys trying to book an hour and I have to try and 'impress' them because they might extend. No problems if they are respectful about it I understand that booking get possible extensions if it is discussed but I'm talking about the ones who try and and think they can work me like a puppet because I'm clearly 'needing the money'. I am not desperate and I get guys who are just upfront and just pay two hours so I am not even going to amuse these guys anymore 

So just got offered this delightful role play...

I would love to be an intruder and you disturb me. You get pretend knocked out in your secretary outfit. I carry you to the bedroom where I lick you out and then shag you while you are out cold xo

As im ill in bed i decided to reply to the email asking how much he was prepared to pay me, his reply.... ?500

Yeah cos ?500 is worth me taking the risk of you knocking me out for real!

Checking my work emails after a weekend away:

'Hi
adress &phnumber'

 

Phone call this morning

Idiot: Hello Ive just seen your ad on *escort page i don't use*
me: I don't advertise on *escort page i don't use*
Idiot: oh sorry i meant *escort page i do use*
Me: OK would you like to make a booking?
Idiot: NO YOU FAT COW! *hangs up*

Yeah thanks mate like this sexy BBW hasn't had that one before!


I recon he was waiting for me to put my work phone on to make that call.... what a waste of 30 seconds and call minutes for him lol

Is it school holidays as they seem to be crawling out the woodwork.

"got anything"

 

Chlamydia.

  I know, me and my lodger made a game out of it - had a right list going on! I've stopped responding though as I don't want to encourage them!