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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11595 on: 18 August 2017, 09:15:39 am »
Hi i read your profile (clearly didnt) and it says you see 2 guys together!
No I don't you are probably looking at somone else profile  :FF
Cuts call blocks
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kate_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11596 on: 18 August 2017, 10:40:08 am »
Hi sexy babes

Recently joined Adultwork .
Just seen your sexy pictures babeee. Wow you are a very sexy lady mmmmm.

I'm in the area for a few months on work am and looking to meet a sexy lady for regular naughty sex sessions.

I can come to you or we can meet at my hotel. Looking forward to getting hot n dirty with you mmm. You make my cock soooo hard. Mmm

PS. Had a few naughty wanks over your sexy picture, need the real thing Babeee.

Just uploaded my pictures to profle page.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11597 on: 18 August 2017, 01:17:44 pm »
Do you Do Sex yes or no
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11598 on: 18 August 2017, 03:56:46 pm »
Text
I can cum now if u piss on me can u send me your postcode
Sent local postcode for kfc  up the road !
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11599 on: 18 August 2017, 04:23:51 pm »
Quote from: kate_x on 18 August 2017, 10:40:08 am
Hi sexy babes

Recently joined Adultwork .
Just seen your sexy pictures babeee. Wow you are a very sexy lady mmmmm.

I'm in the area for a few months on work am and looking to meet a sexy lady for regular naughty sex sessions.

I can come to you or we can meet at my hotel. Looking forward to getting hot n dirty with you mmm. You make my cock soooo hard. Mmm

PS. Had a few naughty wanks over your sexy picture, need the real thing Babeee.

Just uploaded my pictures to profle page.
My skin was crawling whilst reading this...When they write mmmm it makes me feel nauseous.
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Mya888

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11600 on: 18 August 2017, 05:56:13 pm »
"I've been taking volume pills and the amount of sperm I produce has literally multiplied by about 3-5! Is that something you could cope with? Xx"

I could use some ideas what to reply to that twat, any suggestions?
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11601 on: 18 August 2017, 06:05:01 pm »
Quote from: Mya888 on 18 August 2017, 05:56:13 pm
"I've been taking volume pills and the amount of sperm I produce has literally multiplied by about 3-5! Is that something you could cope with? Xx"

I could use some ideas what to reply to that twat, any suggestions?

That would cost with me ?500 when you have the money phone me. :) I would add the smily face too.
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Mya888

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11602 on: 18 August 2017, 06:13:29 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 18 August 2017, 06:05:01 pm
That would cost with me ?500 when you have the money phone me. :) I would add the smily face too.

Haha thanks for the idea!
I couldn't help myself, so I said something along the lines "multiply my hourly rate x5, thats what it'll cost you to see me, is this something you could cope with?"
Hoping to get a reply :-)
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11603 on: 18 August 2017, 06:32:03 pm »
Arrive on the street then say they need to go to the bank how stupid. What planet are they on. A thicko planet retard.
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11604 on: 18 August 2017, 06:33:31 pm »
Quote from: Mya888 on 18 August 2017, 06:13:29 pm
Haha thanks for the idea!
I couldn't help myself, so I said something along the lines "multiply my hourly rate x5, thats what it'll cost you to see me, is this something you could cope with?"
Hoping to get a reply :-)

Brilliant that is.
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11605 on: 18 August 2017, 07:36:52 pm »
It is great playing the idiots at thier own game it gives me total satisfaction. I bet he didn't have much to say?.
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Mya888

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11606 on: 18 August 2017, 07:42:00 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 18 August 2017, 07:36:52 pm
It is great playing the idiots at thier own game it gives me total satisfaction. I bet he didn't have much to say?.


He replied with "Why?"

And send me another message asking if I wouldnt gag on the amount of sperm he has.
 :FF
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11607 on: 19 August 2017, 01:07:13 pm »
This idiot thinks he will be the lucky fool to get a reply from me and engage in his wank fest text talk.  Also It is plastered all on my profile I ignore text messages. Plus my profile says the duration of overnight.

TEXT MESSAGE 1: Hi beautiful what do i get if I spend the night with you from 9pm till 9am (I of course ignored)

TEXT MESSAGE 2 : Tell me every thing you enjoy doing more of plus all your extras

Idiots are surely coming out loads today.  :FF
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11608 on: 19 August 2017, 01:30:12 pm »
Quote from: DynamiteDoll on 19 August 2017, 01:07:13 pm
Tell me every thing you enjoy doing more of

Gardening
Adult colouring books
Treat training my pet rats
Winding up dickheads
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And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11609 on: 19 August 2017, 01:33:44 pm »
Quote from: DynamiteDoll on 19 August 2017, 01:07:13 pm
Tell me every thing you enjoy doing more of

Home baking
Football
Trepanning
Ice sculpture
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