Reminds me a bit of an email I received last week. I offer owo but not cim and guy asks if I've ever had anyone cum in my mouth by mistake. I reply no - all guys know when they are about to cum so tell me. He then says he doesn't think he'd be able to do that! I told him to bugger off to someone who offers cim then!

He did text back and apologised as he realised it was a really stupid thing to ask but I still won't be seeing him.I really can't be bothered with someone so ridiculous and thoughtless..you just more or less asked me if it's ok to push boundaries and possibly hurt me!

Client I haven't met before had booked for 7pm tonight,he cancelled but rebooked for next week.All good.He then follows this up with 'If your free at all come for a coffee,I go to cafe nero,I'll be buying!'
Yep I'm gonna dash over immediately..I can't resist a free cafe nero latte,I don't mind meeting a random bloke for free in public at all!
Even more bizarrely when I informed him I don't meet clients out socially he replied with 'respect'!

An email on AW from a guy I've never met.
"I'd love to see you next week, but it's really important for me that you feel comfortable so I'd like to take things slowly. Perhaps we could start off with a few 30 mins appointments with full body massage, no sex. I can offer 50 pounds got those. Looking forward to hear back from you"

Well how considerate of you, I say 

Some prick put in a booking request for a 4 hour outcall at 4.30am this morning. I'm not sure how as my availability calendar doesn't cover that time but hey ho.

AW system allows 4 hours bookings to be placed wether you're available or not , aw  thinks that we wouldn't want to miss out on such a big fee whatever the circumstances 

They can't do it if only 2 hours max is stated can they?!

Unfortunately yes. I only go up to 2hrs on my pricing but recently had a guy send a booking for 14 hours 

Must be the annual day out for all the local numpties today.Had MrCafeNero cancel for the 2nd time in a row and try and book me for a 9am slot (I already pointed out what is already on my ad the first time he when he tried to book a time 30 mins after I finish,appointments between 11am and 8pm..).
Then several previous timewasters try and contact me,then someone who apparently read my AW profile yet asked me for an overnighter (I don't do and yep make it clear on my ads!).
Then this little gem..Him:'Er hiya...Me:Hiya how can I help? Him:Ok Me:Yes? Him:Is that Maria? Me:Nope you've got the wrong number Him:Oh you just sound like her thought I'd rung her by mistake.Can I book you for Thursday? Me:Well do you actually know who you have rung? Him:Yes Me:(Doubtful)Ok send me a text Thursday morning to confirm.
2 mins later a text comes through 'Hi this is John,I'll confirm for Thursday,What's your name?'
Me:  :FFIt tells you on the ad where you got this number?!?Then some pillock ask how far away I am from Chester, (I'm in Leeds the clue is in my name!)another asking for an outcall (I advertise Incalls only)and someone wanting 9pm tonight!Literallly nobody has even glanced at the writing on my profile.Total bunch of flakey timewasters that I cannot be bothered wasting my time with!
Give me strength today!