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RKitten

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11550 on: 08 August 2017, 03:28:00 pm »
Call from an older sounding guy asking if he can come and visit him along with a boy he knows

I say "no I don't see 2 men together unless I've seen them both individually first"

His reply "Well I wouldn't exactly call him a man"   ???

Jeez Louise! Father son booking? I'd run a mile if a guy said something like that to me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11551 on: 08 August 2017, 08:36:27 pm »
Him - hi where are you based?

Me - hi I'm in the ****** area

Him - ok at a hotel?
 
Me - yes

Him - free now to come over?

Me - no , you would need to make a booking in advance

Him - ok I will head over to the area , shall I call when I'm there?

Me - I don't accept short notice bookings. You would need to make a booking in advance via AW.

Him - ok il be in the area in 10 minutes


WTF???!!

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11552 on: 09 August 2017, 03:18:45 pm »
Right that's the last time I pay for AT. All I get is loads more TWs than normal who can't even read the tagline or stats let alone the majority of the profile.

So far today I've had:

1 No Show
1 who thought my special offer included non GFE bookings (clearly stated)
1 who had 'free time' told me the hotel he was in but didn't follow up
1 who asked if I was free, read my bra size out loud then asked 'when I working till' and didn't like it when I responded with 'I work by appointment only'
1 email saying 'hello gorgeous '

Had enough already.


Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11553 on: 09 August 2017, 05:11:35 pm »
Had this exchange with someone I've seen once before:

'Would you be able to see me tonight sometime'
'Sure, let me know a time'
'Would. 9 be ok'
'Yes, would you like me to book that for you?'
'What is your address'
'I'm based in x, have I seen you before at this address? Let me know if 9pm is certain for you'
'Ok I have been before'
'So is that yes or no for 9pm?'
'Can I let u know in an hour xx'

He's been doing this for months and it's never materialised into a booking. I finally snapped and told him that he need only get in touch with me once he is certain of a time as it's pointless texting back and forth unless he knows if he can commit or not. Thankfully he responded saying he totally understood. Predictably said he couldn't make 9pm though  ::) I think a lot of these guys just don't realise how annoying they are.

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11554 on: 09 August 2017, 06:14:22 pm »
Right that's the last time I pay for AT. All I get is loads more TWs than normal who can't even read the tagline or stats let alone the majority of the profile.

So far today I've had:

1 No Show
1 who thought my special offer included non GFE bookings (clearly stated)
1 who had 'free time' told me the hotel he was in but didn't follow up
1 who asked if I was free, read my bra size out loud then asked 'when I working till' and didn't like it when I responded with 'I work by appointment only'
1 email saying 'hello gorgeous '

Had enough already.

And I can add to this now, someone who said they were new to escorting, I was extremely friendly and helpful...only for him to cancel via text half an hour later  :FF :FF :FF :FF

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11555 on: 09 August 2017, 08:22:19 pm »
And the last straw as far as TW goes today, this idiot. I even have a FAQ stating I don't do outdoor meets:

Afternoon gorgeous hope you're well! Sorry to dive straight in but had to tell you my fantasy in the hope that you'd make it happen for me..... so I pick you up or we meet outdoors in the rain now with you wearing nothing but a sexy dress, I lay on my back fully clothed and you squat over my face, smothering me and grinding so hard, riding my face until you're done and stand up and walk off back to the car, all without saying a single word, absolutely fucking soaked :)

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11556 on: 09 August 2017, 09:58:03 pm »
And the last straw as far as TW goes today, this idiot. I even have a FAQ stating I don't do outdoor meets:

Afternoon gorgeous hope you're well! Sorry to dive straight in but had to tell you my fantasy in the hope that you'd make it happen for me..... so I pick you up or we meet outdoors in the rain now with you wearing nothing but a sexy dress, I lay on my back fully clothed and you squat over my face, smothering me and grinding so hard, riding my face until you're done and stand up and walk off back to the car, all without saying a single word, absolutely fucking soaked :)

There's a facebook group called 'Man Failing at Erotica'. I think a lot of the shite that's sent to us could qualify.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11557 on: 09 August 2017, 11:47:46 pm »
I just recieved a message followed by a picture saying how about you let me cum fuck u hard 2nyt

I replied 'I have a great strap on and would love to use it on you' how does that sound?

He told me that was disgusting and I replied to him imagine how I felt when I saw that vile picture.

Then I blocked him.

Bye idiot.
Sometimes I think that I could die from an overdose of satisfaction. -Salvador Dali

Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11558 on: 10 August 2017, 03:34:00 pm »
Hi, are you free?

Please call for a booking.

Okay, before I ring is ?25 okay.

Ignore.

5 minutes later ...

I've been before.

Not at that price twatty  ;D
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11559 on: 10 August 2017, 10:54:58 pm »
Text just now: [my name] outcall

That was it, no question mark nothing. Never mind the fact I'm incall only.  :FF

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11560 on: 11 August 2017, 10:39:57 am »
From someone with only cam FB, 'inactive' profile and email header 'phone chat'

Hi there , would you consider working together doing cam work, or even escorting to the high End market, ?1500 plus clients, basically Iv done it before, I used to work with a girl but she has since got married! ...I still have clients who will pay for 3 some meets, or for me and somebody else to do can work ...let me know if you wish to discuss further as I need to find someone asap ...about me, 39 good looking tall, loves panties and slightly Dom from the miss, with clients south and north west xxxx

You can't make any money without a female escort, I can make money without a so-called male escort.

I'm not configured for cam and have a FAQ specifically addressing working with 'male escorts'  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11561 on: 11 August 2017, 01:45:53 pm »
Someone wanting a 90 min on Monday asks if I can deepthroat.Told him depends on his size he then asked what happens if I push it down your throat..my reply 'You get a slap and the booking ends.Anymore silly questions or shall we both accept that I won't be seeing you on Monday afterall?'...What a dick!

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11562 on: 11 August 2017, 02:17:49 pm »
After informing someone who found me on Viva street that I do not take bookings via email and that they would need to ring I got this

"got better thing's to do than chase number's of women, they contact me!"

I don't think so

LMAO! Reminds me of that twat I turned down a while ago. He then texted me saying "you stupid loser go get yourself a life!"
That coming from someone desperate to pay for sex on a Friday evening:)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11563 on: 11 August 2017, 02:21:48 pm »
"do you do bb and anal"
"no"
How much extra for them then"
"I do not do them no amount of money will tempt me to risk my health"
"Wow ok. Awfully fussy for a prostitute. Do you do scat"

I am so fussy that you are blocked! Oh this week is not going well

awfully fussy for a prostitute[/]
Brilliant!!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11564 on: 11 August 2017, 02:31:44 pm »
Someone wanting a 90 min on Monday asks if I can deepthroat.Told him depends on his size he then asked what happens if I push it down your throat..my reply 'You get a slap and the booking ends.Anymore silly questions or shall we both accept that I won't be seeing you on Monday afterall?'...What a dick!

Reminds me a bit of an email I received last week. I offer owo but not cim and guy asks if I've ever had anyone cum in my mouth by mistake. I reply no - all guys know when they are about to cum so tell me. He then says he doesn't think he'd be able to do that! I told him to bugger off to someone who offers cim then!