Him:
Hi Babe,
I just saw your profile and wow!! I'm staying in a hotel near xxx station. Are you available for a 30min incall? If so, what time can you do up til and where abouts exactly are you?? Also, I need you to be super discreet! Can you do that babe??xx
Me:
No babe, I am totally indiscreet. I arrive in a cab, dressed in my underwear and fishnet stockings, and walk through the hotel reception shouting "So who booked a hooker?"