'Send me ur number pet. Do u do cum in your arse'

A guy is trying to book me.
I can vaguely remember him from 4 months ago. But he clearly has no memory of me. Zero. Nada. Really?! Really??

Him:
Hi Babe,

I just saw your profile and wow!! I'm staying in a hotel near xxx station. Are you available for a 30min incall? If so, what time can you do up til and where abouts exactly are you?? Also, I need you to be super discreet! Can you do that babe??xx

Me:
No babe, I am totally indiscreet. I arrive in a cab, dressed in my underwear and fishnet stockings, and walk through the hotel reception shouting "So who booked a hooker?"

I am hating people today.

Him:
Hi Babe,

I just saw your profile and wow!! I'm staying in a hotel near xxx station. Are you available for a 30min incall? If so, what time can you do up til and where abouts exactly are you?? Also, I need you to be super discreet! Can you do that babe??xx

Me:
No babe, I am totally indiscreet. I arrive in a cab, dressed in my underwear and fishnet stockings, and walk through the hotel reception shouting "So who booked a hooker?"

Fucking crying 😂😂😂

HAd a text from a guy wishing to meet but needs picking up from the local train station where I live WTF can he not walk?

I've had a few asking to be picked up from the train station/bus station cheeky twats.Do they make an appointment for their hair cutting and ask the barber to pick them up?

Him:
Hi Babe,

I just saw your profile and wow!! I'm staying in a hotel near xxx station. Are you available for a 30min incall? If so, what time can you do up til and where abouts exactly are you?? Also, I need you to be super discreet! Can you do that babe??xx

Me:
No babe, I am totally indiscreet. I arrive in a cab, dressed in my underwear and fishnet stockings, and walk through the hotel reception shouting "So who booked a hooker?"

LMAO!
When I have a moron asking if my incall place is discreet I reply  "absolutely, and it's easy to find, I have this huge red light flashing right outside my door" 
Wtf?!