It's not just in escorting that you get moron texts from idiots

 I sold my car recently and the amount of stupid random texts I got made me double check I hadn't put my work number on the advert bu mistake

A text from a number I've never had any contact with before:

'premiere inn room number [his room number]'

Like... I don't even offer outcalls.

Had a call and I knew instantly I didn't like the sound of him..very young,chavvy and slightly stoned sounding.Told him I wasn't available 'Can't I come just for a bj?' 'No because I'm not available'...duh!

Had a call wanting to book for later on this afternoon said he'd seen me on the internet (couldn't remember where) He enquired about a quickie I told him ?40 but said a quickie is either a BJ or HJ its NOT a GFE. I had spidery senses about him of being a possible TW but he still came across as OK on the phone but decided to tell him to phone nearer to the booking time for my postcode to see if he did. Low and behold at the end of our conversation twatty punter tries to haggle a tenner off my price (My back goes up as spidery senses are right about him as my price is already very reasonable and he's a prick) so I told him 'I don't see hagglers, don't phone back as I wont be seeing you''

Then the texts start...all within 10 minutes I get..
 
I wanna cum and see u babe x il have the half hr x

Dnt be like that babe x

Hey are you free x

Hi are u going to let me see u later x x

I don't care how quiet it is a haggling punter too stupid to understand haggling is offensive followed by his texts (calling me babe  ) just confirms I've dodged a boundary pushing bullet. Sometimes our spidery senses don't make sense when punters initially come across as ok on the phone but these punters eventually show their true colours.
Spidery senses 1 Twatty punter 0.

This was on Monday. I haven't been able to get on SAAFE properly this week as the hotel I was at blocks "adult" content 

Phone rings
Me: Hello, <workname> speaking?
Him: Hello?
Me: Yes, hello.
Him: Errrrr... can I come tonight?
Me: No, I'm fully booked.
Him: Errr... even at 10 o'clock?
Me: I don't work that late.
Him: Errrr... what?
Me: I don't work that late.
Him: What time you work until?
Me: 8 o'clock.
Him: Can I come at 8 o'clock?
Me: Well it's 6 minutes past 8 now, so only if you have a time machine.
Him: ...
Me: Do you have a time machine?
Him: Yes
Me: Can I borrow it?
Him: Yes
Me: Can we go to 1678? I've always wanted to see the construction of the Palace of Versailles.
Him: Yes
Me: Brilliant, I'll meet you a week last Thursday at 7pm round the back of Morrisons, by the bins.
<hangs up>

I should know by now not to read your posts while drinking anything, I think tea came out of my nose!!!

x

I had someone call today and make a fuss when I told him to text and confirm an hour before his booking for my postcode (which is what I do with all new clients). He said he couldn't text then as he would be with his wife, so I tried to work around him, asking when he could text or that he could see me another day but he just kept saying 'but I will come, I've told you, why would I be ringing if I wasn't going to come, why can't you send it to me now'. I explained as I haven't met him yet that it's my procedure and I get everyone to do it to eliminate as many no shows as possible. He then told me 'you won't be making much money here then' despite me having one of the best days I've had in ages yesterday 

I put the phone down and he then had the audacity to call again and ask if he could still see me. Told him I didn't see rude people and he kept insisting he's genuine.

I hate it when they think they can circumvent our methods and just do things their way!

I put the phone down and he then had the audacity to call again and ask if he could still see me. Told him I didn't see rude people and he kept insisting he's genuine.

I hate it when they think they can circumvent our methods and just do things their way!

I have had a few like just that. TWs.  They just want your postcode and wanking over it.  His "online research" re. whereabouts of all the whores within 5 miles radius of wherever, is complete. His imaginary booking went ahead whilst wanking. 

I don't think it's anything to do with lack of respect as such.Some people do use pet names (in Yorkshire for example 'love' is a term of endearment that even some men use to other men in every day situations).
However men who use terms like babe,hun,darling tend to be the types who think it is like tinder and they often do it in a condescending way like we are bimbos.
It shows lack of uderstanding on their part that they are setting up a paid meet rather than chatting up some silly young thing on a dating site.
It smacks to me of 'trying too hard' to butter us up and it works against them for me as it comes across as too familiar from a client I haven't even met yet.
They need to realise that 'Hello Bibi,Could I come to see you on Wednesday for an hour at 2pm' is more reassuring in terms of what I think about them,whereas 'Hey babe,you available sexy?' makes me not take them seriously.