Text today:

BONDAGE NOW

Text today:

Be my wife   

My reply to this when I'm on cam is: "I don't think my husband would approve". Puts them right off.

Some bloke wanting a booking on Saturday really pissed me off today.It took him 3 texts of waffle for him to tell me a time and length of booking then he askes me what my name was?!?
I fobbed him off by sending him my website link and telling him my phone was going to be switched off as I had family stuff to attend to only to come home after spending the day helping to sort out a poorly elderly relative to find the following on my phone at 9:20pm
'I'm bi too can I suck a cock?'...I actually replied to him asking if he expected me to drag a random bloke off of the street for this and maybe he should text crap to a male escort instead and that oddly enough I wouldn't be meeting him or responding to any more of his texts.

Top things that will get you blocked

"Are u working B"

"Can I fuck you tonight"

"Are you horny"

It's not just in escorting that you get moron texts from idiots

 I sold my car recently and the amount of stupid random texts I got made me double check I hadn't put my work number on the advert bu mistake

Oh god yeah when selling a car it can be a nightmare too with all the tyre kickers etc...in fact selling anything seems to bring out the worst in people: I put an ad in to sell some clothes and had some very odd texts from random desperates they seemed to assume it was ok to text weird things...

Long time ago when I was innocent I put a whole lot of shoes on sale on gumtree. Silly me put my phone number.
Well very quickly I found out that foot fetish is extremely popular:)

It's like a permanent full moon so far this week.I've had people booking in then asking for bareback,guys ringing up demanding my full address without even any vague plans for an appointment,people ringing up stoned then today some idiot texting that it's a shame I don't go to Hull (I don't offer outcalls) and telling me my tits could do anything...really?I don't think they could do origami or fly a plane!
Then a total knob who politely asked what I was working today as he was free all day.Told him anytime between 12:30 until 7pm for him to reply asking for 'now' then telling me 12:30 was too late as he had something on later?!? Then asking for 12...I give up!

Via AW email.

Wow u look amazing i would swap my wife for u any day! lol i just joined the site and am after a regular woman i can see maybe 2 to 4 times a month if the price is wright am from nottingham am 6ft3 british born asian guy slimish build am 31yrs old and my cocksize is 7.5 to 8inches long with no foreskin and am clean shaven to. Am laid back and easy to get along with am an aries startsign

Ive been married for 6yrs now and my sex life has gone downhill ive not slept with anyone eles since i been with her would u beleave! so am a little shy to be honest but what am after to start of with is massage and oral sex because i hate comdoms when having sex and i dont knw if i can trust u. I dont mind getting a health check done on my part but could i trust u to go without if we was to have sex?x i rather want if i was ur regular i be the only 1 u do it with unless u knw u can trust other guys to.

But for now i love a woman who swallows cum while sucking tho so if u swallow thats perfect.xxxxxx