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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11085 on: 24 March 2017, 02:43:31 pm »
Had a call earlier asking if I would see him as he's young... I asked him how old he was he said 34!!!!! I said yes that's fine, he said he wanted an hour at 2pm but he was coming on public transport (train)  so how does he get to me. I said a taxi from either station is ?7 each way, he went all quiet then said ok then see you at 2pm looking forward to meeting you.  In his haste to waste my time the silly sod forgot to ask for my address :-)))
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beccah282

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11086 on: 25 March 2017, 12:17:26 am »
I got this from a guy last week:

"Do you see virgins?" him

"Yes of course" me

"cos my mate needs a shag and wont leave my house till you agree"

Still makes me laugh.  Safe to say this didnt happen.  HAHA
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11087 on: 25 March 2017, 07:34:46 am »
Quote from: beccah282 on 25 March 2017, 12:17:26 am
I got this from a guy last week:

"Do you see virgins?" him

"Yes of course" me

"cos my mate needs a shag and wont leave my house till you agree"

Still makes me laugh.  Safe to say this didnt happen.  HAHA

LOOOOOL ! At least this one is funny !
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Kazzle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11088 on: 25 March 2017, 11:00:58 am »
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Had a call earlier asking if I would see him as he's young... I asked him how old he was he said 34!!!!!

I had one describe himself as an older gentleman, he's 36! As I'm 20 years older than him I not sure what that makes me.

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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11089 on: 25 March 2017, 12:22:17 pm »
Turned my phone on this morn and had a variety of moronic texts

'morning, do you need a house waiter'

'send me a good picture of yourself gorgeous so a know its you'

'hi u look kinky ru?'

'hi beautiful do you like to be licked x'
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11090 on: 25 March 2017, 12:28:36 pm »
Quote from: wishlist on 25 March 2017, 12:22:17 pm
Turned my phone on this morn and had a variety of moronic texts

'morning, do you need a house waiter'

'send me a good picture of yourself gorgeous so a know its you'

'hi u look kinky ru?'

'hi beautiful do you like to be licked x'

I get that all the time too...send me a good picture so I know it's you.  Compared to who?  Or if you don't send me a picture how do I know it's you?  Erm....because I'll be the woman at the door?

I wonder if anyone falls for this shit sometimes.
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11091 on: 25 March 2017, 12:32:29 pm »
Quote from: Curvygal on 25 March 2017, 12:28:36 pm
I get that all the time too...send me a good picture so I know it's you.  Compared to who?  Or if you don't send me a picture how do I know it's you?  Erm....because I'll be the woman at the door?

I wonder if anyone falls for this shit sometimes.

Some girls prob do send pics, safe to say he didnt get any response from me  ;D
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11092 on: 25 March 2017, 02:52:44 pm »
Every time I get asked for a picture of my pussy, I send one back of Grumpy Cat :D
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11093 on: 26 March 2017, 05:08:16 pm »
I just had one on the phone wanting to do anal sex for 30 minutes non stop hardcore. I told him good luck with finding an escort who provides this.  Don't some men think I won't be seeing him. 

Then he went all paranoid on me another odd ball.
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11094 on: 26 March 2017, 10:58:43 pm »
Just received this off some self entitled ass.


Hi *******, hope you are well?

You have a great profile, i was just curious on one thing. You seem to offer a great range of likes but explicitly say you don't offer a deepthroat/face fuck service. I'm just really curious why?

Of course you don't have to say, sorry if asking was too rude to ask xx

take care,

R***



Honestly some of them really piss me off, it's not enough that I offer what I offer but they want explanations as to why I don't offer certain services!

I just replied that I didn't have to answer to him and that is my body and my rules. BLOCKED.
 
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11095 on: 26 March 2017, 11:08:12 pm »
Quote from: MrsTomHardy on 26 March 2017, 10:58:43 pm
Just received this off some self entitled ass.


Hi *******, hope you are well?

You have a great profile, i was just curious on one thing. You seem to offer a great range of likes but explicitly say you don't offer a deepthroat/face fuck service. I'm just really curious why?

Of course you don't have to say, sorry if asking was too rude to ask xx

take care,

R***



Honestly some of them really piss me off, it's not enough that I offer what I offer but they want explanations as to why I don't offer certain services!

I just replied that I didn't have to answer to him and that is my body and my rules. BLOCKED.

This fucks me off! I once had a booking planned including anal but the client had to cancel. Okay no harm done, gave me plenty of notice. A few weeks passed and I removed anal from my services. Said client emails saying he was just about to call but sees I removed anal and asking why I did so as "I thought you loved it."? None of your buisness! I can add or remove whatever services I want whenever I want!
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11096 on: 26 March 2017, 11:10:47 pm »
Quote from: hannah13 on 26 March 2017, 11:08:12 pm
This fucks me off! I once had a booking planned including anal but the client had to cancel. Okay no harm done, gave me plenty of notice. A few weeks passed and I removed anal from my services. Said client emails saying he was just about to call but sees I removed anal and asking why I did so as "I thought you loved it."? None of your buisness! I can add or remove whatever services I want whenever I want!

It's alright but he isn't even asking about booking just general chitchat. Completely ignored the fact that I don't deal with enquiries by email either! P****
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11097 on: 26 March 2017, 11:49:31 pm »
Can i get cim for 20? No sex and will be fast promise  ;D

Hi babe. Do you wana go shopping with me?
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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11098 on: 27 March 2017, 12:36:40 pm »
'hey baby you squirt all the time babes'

I did type out the reply.......yes all the time, im bared from most shops I make an awful mess, but I thought better of it
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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11099 on: 27 March 2017, 03:07:08 pm »
Hello?
Hiya, babe, are yer alright?
Hi, yes.
How much is it to fuck yer up ya arse?
I'm sorry, I don't offer anal.
Oh right, er, what do you specialise in?
Gfe
Oh, er, right I'll call ya back. Take care!

He didn't sound like he meant me any harm and there was warmth in his voice, but it didn't stop him sounding like a complete and utter moron  ::)
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