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Zaracoope1983

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11055 on: 19 March 2017, 07:10:36 am »
Tell you what, like many have said, it's the "what do you offer?" Or "what are your rates" guys that do my head in, although not a much as the, "why don't you tell me what you like?" Tw. Ooooooo and the "can you do a 15mins blow job in my car?". Just be nice for them to read the advert!!!

Also I understand that some guys have circumstances which means they can only contact during the a late evening, it's ok because I put my phone on silent or switch it of. This morning I have woken up to no less than 36 missed callls, 17 texts and loads of emails.


Whilst I guess it's nice to be wanted, I reckon about 20% would have resulted in an actual booking! 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11056 on: 19 March 2017, 09:27:28 am »
An email from someone I've never heard from before.

Hi I'm going to be cheeky, I'm very clean and easy going.Any chance of a discount ? X

I'm not sure cheeky is how I'd describe him, a tight-fisted cheapskate I think would be a more accurate description.



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11057 on: 19 March 2017, 11:43:12 am »
Guy: Hello. I would like to have overnight with you but first I need to see what you look like.
Me: Well I can offer short 30 min booking and if you are happy we can proceed for overnight.
Guy: ok, so we can have 30 min but as it is a trial for overnight which is alot of money I guess I dont have to pay?
Me: Have a good day!

Later another guy:
Guy: Can i come and see you?
Me: Sure. Around what time?
Guy: Well i can come in 30 min to see you
Me: How long you would like to stay?
Guy: well i just want to see you how you look like and if i like you i will come another day becausei dont have time now  ;D


VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11058 on: 19 March 2017, 12:54:15 pm »
Via text.

Him: Hey lady pls give me poscode
Me: Why?
Him: You like bissnis
Me: Nope.
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

nemature

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11059 on: 20 March 2017, 11:24:54 am »
Spoke to guy call dropped (or he hung up) followed by texts

Me- how long do you want to book for
Him - special price for 2 hours
Me - my price for 2 hours is 180 I only do special rates for guys who see me at last once a month and have been seeing me for a while
Him - ?150 for 2 hours and i will come every week
Me - No my discounts only start when I have seen someone 3 times within 3 months not on the promise of becoming a regular
Him - Thats all i got, Do 1 hour 45?
Me - My rate for 90 mins is 150 so i think we will agree to disagree you could not afford me every week

He then tried to ring me 3 times

Now blocked

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11060 on: 20 March 2017, 12:45:49 pm »
Will be coming a long way to see you so will it be worth it?

Don't like talking much so can you just get on with it and say nowt?

(I will not be meeting these two) ::)

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11061 on: 20 March 2017, 03:55:07 pm »
I have just seen your ad and would love to come and see you.

My service only requires 5 mins as all I do is to unzip and masturbate whilst you watch. Is this something you can do?

I normally pay around ?10 as I don't have a full service and you don't need to be dressed/undressed for me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11062 on: 20 March 2017, 04:06:46 pm »
I have just seen your ad and would love to come and see you.

My service only requires 5 mins as all I do is to unzip and masturbate whilst you watch. Is this something you can do?

I normally pay around ?10 as I don't have a full service and you don't need to be dressed/undressed for me.

I've had him too  ::)
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

London Mature

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11063 on: 20 March 2017, 04:12:55 pm »
I think they think we'll be flattered when they give us pet mames. One called Me once and when I picked up be was like "hi gorgeous " in the most annoying way possible. Like he was smiling or something. Made me cringe with disgust. No wonder his name is saved as TW. They just not serious. :FF

Hate that also, although I don't take calls. Just emails, so when they message calling me beautiful, gorgeous, stunning etc I find it patronizing as a woman in my late forties they think i'm going to 'swoon'. Invariably copy and paste messages.

They think 'one size fits all' so to speak and are the first to debate our levels of intelligence. Silly people.



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11064 on: 20 March 2017, 09:47:52 pm »
Had a message on my off day, which is clearly indicated all over.

"Hi, I know you are off on such and such day but not totally off, are you? I fancy meeting up on that day, please call me as soon as you can, to arrange something."

 ::) I wasn't happy about his previous message, so he's gone for good now....if it was sunny, I might have given him another chance,  I said, MIGHT.................      Maybe, not. :-\

kate_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11065 on: 20 March 2017, 10:06:23 pm »
Received a couple of texts this morning...

In Barcelona till Monday night. Back in office Tues morn. I transferred 250k in to the business account...

And from a different number...

Wot or postcode

I got something similar;

"Off to the villa tonight. Back in office Tuesday. Transferred 300k in to the business bank account"

What's all that about  ???  A conversation starter??

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11066 on: 20 March 2017, 10:26:51 pm »
I have just seen your ad and would love to come and see you.

My service only requires 5 mins as all I do is to unzip and masturbate whilst you watch. Is this something you can do?

I normally pay around ?10 as I don't have a full service and you don't need to be dressed/undressed for me.

Charge him double your rate just because you have to sit there watching...:)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11067 on: 20 March 2017, 10:51:17 pm »
For context, I take initial comms through email only.

The message: "phone number". No email header, no signature, no punctuation. ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11068 on: 21 March 2017, 09:02:14 am »
Dear SLM
I am tall and fit...Looking for someone who likes to try BDSM..Things I like to do...Ass Play, Humiliation ,Blindfolds, Bondage, Collars, Obedience Training, Fisting, Leashes, Spanking, Uniforms, degradation, face fuck, .gang bangs you can include and exclude any thing ...



And he's in Leeds while I'm in Scotland   :FF

i had this email tooo xxxx
xxxxxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11069 on: 21 March 2017, 09:20:55 am »
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Hi pictures are real?? and what including in 1 hour service?

Me: no they are fake  ::)

ok in this case I cant come if i dont know how you look thanks

Hope today isnt going to be full of idiots  :FF
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