That's the funniest thing ever......did you say "if you pay enough it'll speak to you too" xx

I'm probably sounding really thick but what is anal gape? X

I see, just when you thought you knew it all, ya always learning in this job. 

Imagine if you had ventriloquist skills. I'd love to be down all four with my arse in the air and then throw my voice "You're a very naughty boy!"

"Hi, I'm 18, bit of a strange one, really just need some decent company over a coffee or something, feeling a little low at the moment, not sure if you offer that sort of thing? X"

Could be ok except his profile was created in 2012 and states he is 26...also has no feedback.

"Hi I am new to this. Can I pay you for 10 min handjob and you leave me nice feedback. What should I do?"

"My cock is 11 inch should I pay extra"