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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10800 on: 17 January 2017, 12:19:02 pm »
First dickhead of the day...bloke emails me on AW to ask if  I'd see him as he is very obese and apparently 'nasty girls'  have turned him down because they were worried about him breaking their bed.Firstly I don't know about anyone else but we are all entitled to turn clients down if we are not comfortable about something and I highly doubt they were being 'nasty' when turning him down!I've had my bed broken several times due to very overweight men flopping down hard on the mattress and it's fecking annoying!
Also the underlying issue is if I then also turn him down does  that make me a 'nasty girl' as well?! guess so!
I'm a bbw myself so I am not weightist btw!
Anyway I gave him the benefit of the doubt and asked when he wanted to book and he replied asking if I had read his  feedback because he is so proud of it (every single piece of feedback mentioned he has a large cock in such a way it was like he had asked them to write it)..sorry instant turn off for me when a client bangs on about mutual backslapping feedback from a woman he paid for a shag..hardly an achievement or an actual endorsement! :FF
Second numpty of the day 'Do you come to London?'
'No'..'Ok do you live in your house alone?'...'Why is that relevant to you?'..'Well because I want an overnight'
'Ok so you are scanning backpage for an escort,you come across my profile for Leeds that states I do not offer overnights so why exactly are you ringing me?'...'er er er'..
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10801 on: 17 January 2017, 01:08:21 pm »
I had a guy yesterday who text to enquire about my availability and then an hour later decided to tell me he'd found a girl with cheaper rates who did more services.

And then a few hours after that he text again to say he'd had a great time with her and definitely would not come and see me because my rates are way too high in comparison to hers for what I offer.

I had never heard from this guy before and just said that I wasn't sure why he was telling me this but I'm happy with my rates and there's no need for him to contact me again and added him to my block list.

No idea what he thought he'd achieve with all that?


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10802 on: 17 January 2017, 03:18:06 pm »
Email just now on AW  ???  :FF

Hi there have been looking at your profile and you look like you may be sexy fun. I'm new to this so trying to choose the right girl and need to be discreet. What is the earliest booking I can make? Just to let you know am writing this email with my cock in my hand.
Best regards
David x

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10803 on: 17 January 2017, 03:43:43 pm »
Just to let you know am writing this email with my cock in my hand.

I hope you replied
"Just need to let you know I read your email with my finger up my nose."
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10804 on: 17 January 2017, 04:15:17 pm »
I hope you replied
"Just need to let you know I read your email with my finger up my nose."

I deleted it lol Normally I would have fired something back but im feeling good and relaxed and want to keep it that way  ;D

cherryfcuk

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10805 on: 17 January 2017, 06:56:01 pm »
- do you offer sex?

No sweetie just jam sandwiches with cups of tea and custard creams.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10806 on: 17 January 2017, 07:42:58 pm »
- do you offer sex?

No sweetie just jam sandwiches with cups of tea and custard creams.
Mr GP would think you were his ideal date ha ha ha ( we are not together lol) x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10807 on: 17 January 2017, 10:20:24 pm »
Email just now on AW  ???  :FF

Hi there have been looking at your profile and you look like you may be sexy fun. I'm new to this so trying to choose the right girl and need to be discreet. What is the earliest booking I can make? Just to let you know am writing this email with my cock in my hand.
Best regards
David x

One word. Begins in T ends in R, 6 letters.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10808 on: 17 January 2017, 11:00:30 pm »
I hope you replied
"Just need to let you know I read your email with my finger up my nose."

Lool, that really made me laugh!  ;D
Another alternative response; "just to let you know that I'm replying with vomit running out of my mouth".

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10809 on: 17 January 2017, 11:08:10 pm »
One word. Begins in T ends in R, 6 letters.
Is it supposed to be a 'W'  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10810 on: 18 January 2017, 08:16:02 am »
Is it supposed to be a 'W'  ;D
Bit slow on the uptake , got it it's a 'T' but basically along the same road I went down ! LMAO

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10811 on: 18 January 2017, 04:44:59 pm »
Yawn

Hi xx

You look amazing xx

I am Josh and I would love to meet you but I always ask the Escort first if they mind me being a bit self conscious of my cock size - its very, very big. Its very long and very thick and most Girls wont try oral or penetration due to this. So, I am always a bit nervous and I do see Girls and they seem okay but you never know what they are thinking LOL xx

So I hope you don't mind me asking.

Thanks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10812 on: 18 January 2017, 05:42:38 pm »
AW email:  1. U available for 30min in call today
2. I am in the same area please babe let me know
3. I can come at 5 (email written at 4:40) but you have to let me know if you are free babe
4. I am ready to come pls let me know babe
ME: I don't read my AW emails in my working days, call me on the number shown in my profile
Email again: Can I come?
2nd email: I can make my way send me your postcode
Me: ignore

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10813 on: 18 January 2017, 05:42:47 pm »
AW email:  1. U available for 30min in call today
2. I am in the same area please babe let me know
3. I can come at 5 (email written at 4:40) but you have to let me know if you are free babe
4. I am ready to come pls let me know babe
ME: I don't read my AW emails in my working days, call me on the number shown in my profile
Email again: Can I come?
2nd email: I can make my way send me your postcode
Me: ignore

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10814 on: 18 January 2017, 10:53:18 pm »
Had a very smarmy 60+ year old phone today asking about booking me tomorrow, he asked if I offer RO to which I said yes then then said 'Oh good, I'm very experienced at it, I had a good teacher so I'm sure I can satisfy you and make you cum'
Yuck! yuck! yuck! My flesh crawls and I feel dirty after these conversations.