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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10770 on: 11 January 2017, 05:39:47 pm »
You're quite right GP!

Back on topic, I got this blinder yesterday

11:27: ?
12:07: Hey escort you available x

Yeah, that's my name... Gonna start replying with "No punter I am not."
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10771 on: 11 January 2017, 06:26:44 pm »
There have been other articles to confirm that squirting is "peeing".   Mind you that it's a skill itself, to release pee, involuntarily.  If you have ever had an ultrasound scan, it can show where fluids are, "fluids" wouldn't suddenly pop up from nowhere.  It's a clear anatomical fact.  Fluids are in the bladder, fluids passing via your urethra is basically, "pee".  There's nowhere in the vagina where so much fluid can be realistically stored.  Ultrasound can spot where fluids are, in the bladder.  Minds you, I don't think men care if it's
 peeing or squirting.  No difference.  Sorry for going off topic.  :)
« Last Edit: 11 January 2017, 06:28:27 pm by Luciexx »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10772 on: 11 January 2017, 06:36:41 pm »
You're quite right GP!

Back on topic, I got this blinder yesterday

11:27: ?
12:07: Hey escort you available x

Yeah, that's my name... Gonna start replying with "No punter I am not."
Lmao ..I had one 120 sounds good to me when I said my fee ...so felt like saying "me too for half hour" am peeing self laughing now excuse pun!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10773 on: 11 January 2017, 06:59:09 pm »
There have been other articles to confirm that squirting is "peeing".   Mind you that it's a skill itself, to release pee, involuntarily.  If you have ever had an ultrasound scan, it can show where fluids are, "fluids" wouldn't suddenly pop up from nowhere.  It's a clear anatomical fact.  Fluids are in the bladder, fluids passing via your urethra is basically, "pee".  There's nowhere in the vagina where so much fluid can be realistically stored.  Ultrasound can spot where fluids are, in the bladder.  Minds you, I don't think men care if it's
 peeing or squirting.  No difference.  Sorry for going off topic.  :)

Articles however cannot top real life experience.  The liquid isn't stored! It's created in a process of arousal. Pee smells, ejaculate doesn't.

The reason so many are convinced it's pee are partly to do with the banning of female ejaculation in porn in many countries as they decided with little proof to class it as urine.

Sorry for remaining off topic but there is a lot of misinformation about squirting and I sometimes feel the need to educate as I am practically experienced in this...

I hand the thread back over to How Not to Book...

Edit...didn't see the rash of the new posts first or wouldn't have bothered posting this
« Last Edit: 11 January 2017, 07:02:13 pm by Fliss »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10774 on: 11 January 2017, 07:54:36 pm »
This text made me laugh and cringe at the same time:
"Hi would you do 10mins of French kiss for ?20"

My hourly rate in minutes divided by 6 is more than that and I state on my profile I don't do even do quickies. If I did do quickies I would charge substantially more than my hourly rate divided by 4 and 10 minutes is less than a quickie. I wonder if anyone actually accepts these kind of demands. If had to do 10 minutes of solid FK I would charge more too as I find it more invasive than sex.

PS. I missed still with the camp that believes squirting is just peeing and have read loads of articles on this. If it is true it's never happened to me and I hate being asked if I can do it!
« Last Edit: 12 January 2017, 12:43:29 am by MissFlint »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10775 on: 12 January 2017, 07:14:18 am »
MissFlint I do so agree with you French kissing IS more invasive than sex and half of them have horrid repugnant breath.....  Yeugh!  I only offer at discretion .....  I don't advertise quickies as it leads to disrespectful bookings I have found but I do do them occasionally if the guy asks and sounds normal and I am desperate for cash that week.  Which happens occasionally but not very often luckily.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10776 on: 12 January 2017, 09:53:12 am »
"Before we put a booking in place, can I just confirm the services you're after?"

"Yeah, an hour of pure passion and a Bj."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10777 on: 12 January 2017, 05:56:35 pm »
gday bb hru free 2mor x

Luciexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10778 on: 12 January 2017, 06:11:43 pm »


Amy has kindly added the new posts on squirting under:

SQUIRTING THREAD.


In other words the study is a piece of piss!! Literally...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10779 on: 12 January 2017, 06:40:39 pm »
After receiving numerous texts from someone over the weeks he sent one today...

Hi I know u ignore texts
but just finishing work. Any appointments today if so I will fone wen finished thanks.

If he already knows I ignore texts as written clearly on my profile why keep sending them?

After half an hour comes....

Gonna have to work on you.


I don't think so.

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10780 on: 12 January 2017, 07:14:32 pm »
You busy tonight?
I love big tits and eating pussy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10781 on: 13 January 2017, 10:50:42 am »
A client rings up n makes out his internet went and couldnt read my profile yet he managed to get my number and scroll my pics. Well im used to this timewasting tatic so anyway my attitude changed and he was like are ya okay? I said nah duck im just having a massive shit. He started nervously laughing and was like ok ok. He asked my rates and i just said ive gotta wipe my arse now so need to get off the phone pal. All i heard as the phone was going down was sorry to bother you when youre on the toilet..  ;D
Im terrible for winding them up

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10782 on: 13 January 2017, 11:37:15 am »
'Hi do you see married men and are you discreet?'

'Well clearly your not discreet are you, because you don't have to disclose anything about your marital status do you..' :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10783 on: 13 January 2017, 12:07:35 pm »
'Hi do you see married men and are you discreet?'

'Well clearly your not discreet are you, because you don't have to disclose anything about your marital status do you..' :FF

No I hang a big P for prostitute on my front door :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10784 on: 13 January 2017, 12:10:41 pm »
An email I received 3 times now and which I ignored asked if I am married as he does not see married escorts.
How would he know? We can tell as many fibs as they can.