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sourgrapes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10695 on: 18 December 2016, 12:24:11 pm »
Time for the Christmas break - I'm getting bad tempered.
Just got a text "u free love"?
So tempted to text back: not free, not your 'love' and don't take sms bookings."
Too burnt out to bother, though  :-[
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10696 on: 20 December 2016, 02:13:16 pm »
Quote from: trashbaby on 03 February 2016, 05:47:40 pm
Hi there!

I went to loughborough uni to study physiotherapy and have just returned from Australia. I need volunteers to try reflexology (basically a foot massage) and would like to offer this to you for free? I really need the feedback and practice which would help me a lot. There is already feedback on my page :)

Please do let me know if it is something that would appeal for you? I'm happy to answer any questions you may have.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Thanks! :-) x

P.s. apologies if I've previously messaged you


Wow what an offer.  Yes, foot-fetishist, you can have my time for free and of COURSE I don't mind that you've copy pasted this and sent it to so many hookers you've lost track  ::)

I just received this exact message, he's still going around 7 months later. I told him he could give me a foot massage during a booking and he replied "Ah thanks for replying but I'm purely looking for volunteers! If you change your mind please let me know :) x"

He has about 20 positive feedback and most mention the amazing foot massage they received, can't believe he met all of them for free and just how long does he need to practice this "skill".
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MissSJ

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10697 on: 20 December 2016, 03:35:51 pm »
Just got this exact text message..

"Hello. You sell wet knickers?"
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MistressMorgana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10698 on: 20 December 2016, 03:43:25 pm »
Email on AW. Zero Feedback.

'Hello, I feel we know each other from another lifetime, if you want meet for chit chat or take things further, my number is...'

 ;D
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10699 on: 20 December 2016, 04:15:02 pm »
Quote from: MistressMorgana on 20 December 2016, 03:43:25 pm
Email on AW. Zero Feedback.

'Hello, I feel we know each other from another lifetime, if you want meet for chit chat or take things further, my number is...'

 ;D

I was literally just coming here to post this! He's hitting the inboxes today :D

He also called me - before I'd seen this drivel - and asked 101 questions, pretending not to have ever booked an escort before, finally after making arrangements for a booking he then says "Oh by the way do you do anal?" NO. Then he says "Oh it's just I've always had this fantasy about anal..."
Me: "Idiot. Go away." click
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kate_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10700 on: 20 December 2016, 05:07:50 pm »
5 texts dating back to June 2015, most recent received on Saturday. Of course all ignored but it's nice to see I've gained another wow lol

"Wow""

"Wow"

"Wow wow and wow"

"Wow wow and wow"

"Wow wow wow and wow"
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MistressMorgana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10701 on: 20 December 2016, 05:52:52 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 20 December 2016, 04:15:02 pm
I was literally just coming here to post this! He's hitting the inboxes today :D

He also called me - before I'd seen this drivel - and asked 101 questions, pretending not to have ever booked an escort before, finally after making arrangements for a booking he then says "Oh by the way do you do anal?" NO. Then he says "Oh it's just I've always had this fantasy about anal..."
Me: "Idiot. Go away." click

You can always tell the numbskulls as they don't use your name. They must have such sad little lives to sit for hours and email hundreds of escorts.

Knobs,  VC, the lot of em! No flies on us  ;D

OR,  maybe he's my Christmas angel come to rescue me. Pmsl
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10702 on: 20 December 2016, 05:55:40 pm »
Quote from: kate_x on 20 December 2016, 05:07:50 pm
5 texts dating back to June 2015, most recent received on Saturday. Of course all ignored but it's nice to see I've gained another wow lol

"Wow""

"Wow"

"Wow wow and wow"

"Wow wow and wow"

"Wow wow wow and wow"

I only got one ' wow,' so I'm not hot enough  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10703 on: 20 December 2016, 07:25:40 pm »
Message from a profile with no feedback and only created a few days ago:

'Hi, I wanna make you cum hard. Interested?

My reply: 'well the other 356,785 blokes I've shagged haven't managed to make me cum, so I don't imagine you will either.'

I was possibly out of order but couldn't be arsed with crap today.
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10704 on: 20 December 2016, 08:21:15 pm »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on 20 December 2016, 07:25:40 pm
Message from a profile with no feedback and only created a few days ago:

'Hi, I wanna make you cum hard. Interested?

My reply: 'well the other 356,785 blokes I've shagged haven't managed to make me cum, so I don't imagine you will either.'

I was possibly out of order but couldn't be arsed with crap today.

Amazing  ;D
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10705 on: 20 December 2016, 11:11:45 pm »
A text:

Him: Hi would you sell me a pair of your dirty knickers I can collect anytime I'm 2.7 miles away according to your aw. No problem if not xx

Me: I don't have dirty knickers sorry xx



And its true because I don't wear them for long (if at all)  and when I do wear them they're usually off within minutes/seconds !! (my nan's advice to me was 'Always make sure you have clean underwear just in case you get run over' :-)))
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10706 on: 21 December 2016, 05:30:23 pm »
Me. Hello
Him. Where are you?
Me. Where are you?
Him. What?
Me. You asked where I am, where are you?
Him. I don't understand
Me. Neither do I,
Him. Puts phone down
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10707 on: 21 December 2016, 06:35:38 pm »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on 20 December 2016, 07:25:40 pm
Message from a profile with no feedback and only created a few days ago:

'Hi, I wanna make you cum hard. Interested?

My reply: 'well the other 356,785 blokes I've shagged haven't managed to make me cum, so I don't imagine you will either.'

I was possibly out of order but couldn't be arsed with crap today.

"No thanks, I don't like hard cum." That'd confuse him.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10708 on: 21 December 2016, 06:36:31 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 21 December 2016, 05:30:23 pm
Me. Hello
Him. Where are you?
Me. Where are you?
Him. What?
Me. You asked where I am, where are you?
Him. I don't understand
Me. Neither do I,
Him. Puts phone down

 :D ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10709 on: 21 December 2016, 06:59:29 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 21 December 2016, 06:36:31 pm
:D ;D
I was doing lego with my nephews at the time, I should have said that.
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