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FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10680 on: 15 December 2016, 04:29:09 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 15 December 2016, 04:18:02 pm
He's like a stuck record isn't he lol


Someone keeps texting me almost every night for the past few weeks around 9pm saying "Hey you working? X"  I've replied once saying I only do evenings when booked in advance but it hasn't seemed to register as he keeps sending the same text *yawn*

Yeh I have a 2 or 3 text rule, if someone sends those ridiculously vague ones like 'u free' 'u available' ' u around today' 2/3 times I just block em, since they ain't never gonna book!
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nemature

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10681 on: 16 December 2016, 08:44:49 am »
Guy rings asks can i book you for 60 mins at 5.30 just flying in from Schipol and need to get my hire car. Booked in seems fine then messages saying I have got to Schipol early I can make the earlier flight so can we change the booking to 4.30 there are only 3 flights a day to my local airport and he was surprised when I asked him where his earlier flight was going to as it certainly was not coming to the airport near me, I advised him to find a escort near to where his new flight was landing.
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10682 on: 16 December 2016, 02:13:40 pm »
AW message:

":) Nice to meet you I am Ron. . I just seen your profile on here and You Look Amazing. You are a Beauty. I am writing to you Because I would like to know more about you. I also got a good quality camera and I am good with editing photos. I was thinking we should take some PRO photos for you so you can get more clients mean more money. I am really shocked by you looking so sexy with your Cute Body. Kisses <3 <3 <3. "
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10683 on: 16 December 2016, 02:27:56 pm »
Quote from: Red KB on 16 December 2016, 02:13:40 pm
AW message:

":) Nice to meet you I am Ron. . I just seen your profile on here and You Look Amazing. You are a Beauty. I am writing to you Because I would like to know more about you. I also got a good quality camera and I am good with editing photos. I was thinking we should take some PRO photos for you so you can get more clients mean more money. I am really shocked by you looking so sexy with your Cute Body. Kisses <3 <3 <3. "

What is it with these men and their cameras? What are they wanting? Free sex in exchange for photos??
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ScottishSexpot

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10684 on: 16 December 2016, 03:06:24 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 16 December 2016, 02:27:56 pm
What is it with these men and their cameras? What are they wanting? Free sex in exchange for photos??
In a word yes!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10685 on: 16 December 2016, 04:30:18 pm »
HoHoHo Merry Christmas! In this festive season I'm hoping you've got a nice little discount for good little boys!!!!!


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FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10686 on: 16 December 2016, 04:33:13 pm »
Quote from: Kazzle on 16 December 2016, 04:30:18 pm
HoHoHo Merry Christmas! In this festive season I'm hoping you've got a nice little discount for good little boys!!!!!


 ::)

Tell him if 5 other reputable escorts can verify he's a good boy he can get a discount  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10687 on: 16 December 2016, 05:09:24 pm »
Quote from: Kazzle on 16 December 2016, 04:30:18 pm
HoHoHo Merry Christmas! In this festive season I'm hoping you've got a nice little discount for good little boys!!!!!


 ::)
I've had this before from a really annoying Boundary pushing client (not exactly this but similar) and I answered "if anything my rates go up over the festive period", they don't but he was doing my head in!! Anyway that was the end of me hearing from him again.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10688 on: 16 December 2016, 06:55:18 pm »
phone call came up with a name of a punter I've seen before

Him...Hi is this Heather?
Me.. No
Him..You based in xxx xxxxx?
Me...Yes
Him...Yes I remember you
Me...Obviously not enough to remember my name.
Him...Can I come and see you later?
Me...(I'm not busy but for some reason pissed he has got my name wrong) No sorry I'm fully booked.
I always cut off my nose to spite my face but I can't help it.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10689 on: 16 December 2016, 07:05:05 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 16 December 2016, 06:55:18 pm
phone call came up with a name of a punter I've seen before

Him...Hi is this Heather?
Me.. No
Him..You based in xxx xxxxx?
Me...Yes
Him...Yes I remember you
Me...Obviously not enough to remember my name.
Him...Can I come and see you later?
Me...(I'm not busy but for some reason pissed he has got my name wrong) No sorry I'm fully booked.
I always cut off my nose to spite my face but I can't help it.

Oh I thought it was only me that did this
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10690 on: 16 December 2016, 09:49:55 pm »
A reg arrives 45 minutes late and expects me to see him. I made other arrangements so he wants to wait until I am finished at 10.15pm is fine by me.

At night time rushing for them is out of the window.
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FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10691 on: 17 December 2016, 09:16:06 am »
Via email:

Hi babe are you free tomorrow for 1 pm x and Can we do anal x please as I am not big and not wild will do lots of anal play lubrication before penetration and if you say stop I stop xx also would like to pretend to be your neighbor walking in finding you asleep waking you by putting my head under the blanket can we do this xx

I don't offer anal or even anal play....AND what planet is he friggin on
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10692 on: 17 December 2016, 02:17:41 pm »
Phone call
Him: Hi are you available
Me: Yes
Him: Do you do anal?
Me: No
Him: Awwww. I've got a small cock though. Please

 ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10693 on: 17 December 2016, 03:06:42 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 17 December 2016, 02:17:41 pm
Phone call
Him: Hi are you available
Me: Yes
Him: Do you do anal?
Me: No
Him: Awwww. I've got a small cock though. Please

 ::)

the only time a man would say he go a small cock lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10694 on: 18 December 2016, 10:07:43 am »
hello new to this but i think your look amazing can send you picture of me if you want im young and have money please get back to me x


What's the betting he wants to send me a picture of his cock? ::)  Good to know his paper round is paying so well though! ;D
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