Mr Self Entitled calls over 2 days then texts for a few days. I ignore his last 2 texts. Day before his booking he texts:
" Hi
Chatterly dont freed (
he must mean freak) out but i had a thought just as nice guy. If you dont have any apointments after 1pm Tuesday do you fancy getting a bit of lunch before or appointment? Just a thought that's all" Xx
I ignored feeling insulted, not just by his poor grammar.
He texts again on the day "Hi
Chatterly Has today gone to plan with your venue for tomorrow to be on?"
To prove a point so he learns a lesson about paying for sex, I text back "if you want to change to a lunch date the price is 250 so we'll need to sort out timings etc"
Him:"sorry didn't mean to confuse things. I was just thinking that if you were kicking your heals (
just throw some petrol on the fire) if you had nothing happening before 2.30 that's all as you were in town. You can tell I'm a novice at this can't you."
Me: "yes I know that's what you meant. I was making a point. Maybe go & read my etiquette section on my website."
A few more needy texts & I ignored. So he calls me & I decide to put him straight again verbally. He then asks
"can I tell you a story"
(
no thanks Jackanory.)
I tersley inform him that this isn't POF & he should go on there if he wants someone to go to lunch for free. Self entitled deluded fantasist.