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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10665 on: 12 December 2016, 09:28:47 pm »
I got one this , role play scenario , I said ok as long as it's not anything dodgy , so he sent a great big long mommy / son one , bending over the bath etc ,
So nope to that , told him a few I do , he nearly crapped himself ( better than his but not in anyway dodgy just elaborate )... I really should of been an actress lmao
But he kept apologising and said he was too embarrassed to see me !
Personally I think it was another case of IBS ....instant Bulls##t
Hey ho ...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10666 on: 12 December 2016, 09:41:25 pm »
I got this one this weekend

Hi mommy!
Merry Christmas mommy!
Will you be my new mommy xxx

Creepy as fu*k 🤔

Bitty from Little Britain... ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10667 on: 12 December 2016, 10:25:33 pm »
HIM: Are you open?  :FF
ME: No but I think Tesco's is
HIM: Do you do anal/bareback/cim
ME: No but I think Tesco's do
HIM:  Do you work at Tesco's
ME: No Asda    ;D ;D

that's funny
nice_kitty_69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10668 on: 13 December 2016, 01:46:55 am »
Guy who I had saved in my phone as "TW Wants Sub"

Me: How long would you like to visit for?
Him: Your hourly rate is ?120?
Me: Yes.
Him: And how many times can I cum?
Me: You're paying for my time, so it's up to you.
Him: So can I cum three times?
Me: Nah that's about double what I'd expect.
Him: ...What?
Me: Yeah I'd say 1.5 times is about right. Especially when you look at the rate of inflation and the falling pound, post Brexit. It's all linked, right?
Him: Well this is a waste of time.
Me: You got that right.

Lool. Now that's funny  ;D

FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10669 on: 14 December 2016, 06:42:00 am »
This gem sent at 3.26 am Hi this is S in X, are you free?

I'm always tempted to answer no I'm very expensive

But can never be arsed!

Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10670 on: 14 December 2016, 12:51:20 pm »
Mr Self Entitled calls over 2 days then texts for a few days. I ignore his last 2 texts. Day before his booking he texts:

" Hi Chatterly dont freed (he must mean freak) out but i had a thought just as nice guy. If you dont have any apointments after 1pm Tuesday do you fancy getting a bit of lunch before or appointment? Just a thought that's all" Xx

I ignored feeling insulted, not just by his poor grammar.

He texts again on the day "Hi Chatterly Has today gone to plan with your venue for tomorrow to be on?"

To prove a point so he learns a lesson about paying for sex, I text back "if you want to change to a lunch date the price is 250 so we'll need to sort out timings etc"

Him:"sorry didn't mean to confuse things. I was just thinking that if you were kicking your heals (just throw some petrol on the fire) if you had nothing happening before 2.30 that's all as you were in town. You can tell I'm a novice at this can't you."  ::)

Me: "yes I know that's what you meant. I was making a point. Maybe go & read my etiquette section on my website."

A few more needy texts & I ignored. So he calls me & I decide to put him straight again verbally. He then asks
 "can I tell you a story"  ::) (no thanks Jackanory.)
I tersley inform him that this isn't POF & he should go on there if he wants someone to go to lunch for free. Self entitled deluded fantasist.


Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10671 on: 14 December 2016, 02:56:07 pm »
Mr Self Entitled calls over 2 days then texts for a few days. I ignore his last 2 texts. Day before his booking he texts:

" Hi Chatterly dont freed (he must mean freak) out but i had a thought just as nice guy. If you dont have any apointments after 1pm Tuesday do you fancy getting a bit of lunch before or appointment? Just a thought that's all" Xx

I ignored feeling insulted, not just by his poor grammar.

He texts again on the day "Hi Chatterly Has today gone to plan with your venue for tomorrow to be on?"

To prove a point so he learns a lesson about paying for sex, I text back "if you want to change to a lunch date the price is 250 so we'll need to sort out timings etc"

Him:"sorry didn't mean to confuse things. I was just thinking that if you were kicking your heals (just throw some petrol on the fire) if you had nothing happening before 2.30 that's all as you were in town. You can tell I'm a novice at this can't you."  ::)

Me: "yes I know that's what you meant. I was making a point. Maybe go & read my etiquette section on my website."

A few more needy texts & I ignored. So he calls me & I decide to put him straight again verbally. He then asks
 "can I tell you a story"  ::) (no thanks Jackanory.)
I tersley inform him that this isn't POF & he should go on there if he wants someone to go to lunch for free. Self entitled deluded fantasist.
Oh great ,  need to get better at this lmao

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10672 on: 14 December 2016, 03:01:20 pm »
I got this one this weekend

Hi mommy!
Merry Christmas mommy!
Will you be my new mommy xxx

Creepy as fu*k 🤔


I would have said yes for 100 an hour course I will just give me a call son,  I'd even be his Christmas Grand mommy if he wanted me to lol


Problem is with almost EVERY SINGLE one of these requests its a timewaster just trying to get a reaction. :-(

FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10673 on: 14 December 2016, 04:56:51 pm »
This guy has a history of TW texts, after today he's gonna be blocked. Received these two just now from him:

Can you do incall x

Ring me if wanna proceed  with  making a booking

Eh?! Wtf why would I ring him, you ring me matey...

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10674 on: 14 December 2016, 05:20:30 pm »
Email received from someone with a new profile and 0 feedback.

Evening
Your right up my street you
I'm 43 year old , stopping in xxxxxxx this week
Would love to come see you tomorrow night
For a nice long blow job,
Around 2200??
I bet your good at it
Regards
XXX

The 'I bet your good at it' made me smile but no booking for him as...
A. He sounds twatish.
B. I'm finished and in my pj's by 4pm

TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10675 on: 14 December 2016, 08:32:05 pm »
Should have told him that 2200 is about what it'll cost him.  Had my own deluded fantasist today says he's from Turkey and wants to take me on holiday there to his nice apartment so I can be his mistress. Turkey is one of the last places I want to go right now it seems to get bombed every week.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10676 on: 14 December 2016, 10:20:44 pm »
*sent three times clearly copy and pasted*

Hey baby your in my area will you role play a young girl for me and if so how young?

I know I shouldn't have replied, I didn't the first time. The second time I replied mmm sure I'd love to role play a young girl for you, I'll be 18? Xx

The third time I replied hey can you fuck off for me and if so how soon?

I know I shouldn't but it's been a long day  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10677 on: 15 December 2016, 08:20:46 am »
Quote
hey can you fuck off for me and if so how soon?

 :D :D :D
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

FellowTraveller

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10678 on: 15 December 2016, 03:51:27 pm »
You may think this text is ok..but for 2 things, he sent an almost identical one 6 days ago and received a very informative reply...and look how bloomin vague it is...

Hi X just seen your ad and you look and sound great just wondering how much you charge  and what services you provide and hopefully we could meet up soon x

Edit: He emailed me the exact same thing  ::)
« Last Edit: 15 December 2016, 04:10:35 pm by FellowTraveller »

katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #10679 on: 15 December 2016, 04:18:02 pm »
You may think this text is ok..but for 2 things, he sent an almost identical one 6 days ago and received a very informative reply...and look how bloomin vague it is...

Hi X just seen your ad and you look and sound great just wondering how much you charge  and what services you provide and hopefully we could meet up soon x

Edit: He emailed me the exact same thing  ::)

He's like a stuck record isn't he lol


Someone keeps texting me almost every night for the past few weeks around 9pm saying "Hey you working? X"  I've replied once saying I only do evenings when booked in advance but it hasn't seemed to register as he keeps sending the same text *yawn*