"Hi minx, i would love to see you for an hour, ,but as i'm a student i'm sure you can understand money is tight.  can we come to some arrangement?"

 

sorry i don't see men who haggle as its disrespectful, may i suggest someone in your price range



"ok, sorry"

Ugh, I get these clowns almost daily trying this stuff like "Oh but I'm hot and we are a similar age so it's probably easier than having to shag some old guy and it's still money for you" they really don't get that the older guys are much easier because they pay and are reliable a lot of the time, if they can't afford me they should just look elsewhere instead of trying to get my prices down.  People my own age are some of the worst for haggling.

Nice eh? I get some classy punters texting me.

I googled it:
'giant loads of cum stringing through the air'.

Absolutely gross. Yes, Helen, you aren't arf pulling in the class there hahaha! I'd tell him to sit on my finger and swivel.

Text on my Vivastreet phone:
Him: WHAT YOUR NAME AND AGE
Me: That's listed in my advert...
Him: WHAT YOUR NAME
Me: MY NAME ON ADVERT. ME WOMAN.
Him: SO WE 3 TIME

 

I googled it:
'giant loads of cum stringing through the air'.

Absolutely gross. Yes, Helen, you aren't arf pulling in the class there hahaha! I'd tell him to sit on my finger and swivel.

Oh so that's what it is. Again I blame the porn!
We never used to have this bollocks back in my day...lol
No kissing, no OWO, no fingering and RO was an extra.
Punters weren't so kinky back then they just got a back rub, OW and a fuck an that's your lot mate!
BUT they were happy to get that as incall WG's were few and far between...haha.

tet: "are you just slag x"

the x is interesting, like he's trying to appease his insult.  maybe English isn't his first language or he has special needs.

Could be he wants to know in his own sweet way if you are a slag (give him free sex) or if you are a WG and charge. Whatever he sounds like a numpty.

I just don't bother replying to those jokers who text crap like that.  Life is way too short!  They don't get the time of day my end.

Why do guys keep pushing when you have politely declined a booking?
Bloke rings up wanting a booking asap starts off with 'What's your best rate for 15 mins and 30 mins?' So not a good start to getting himself booked in.Told him my best rates were on my profile and he replied that he had seen 15 mins for 40..and  asked for 30 mins,so he only read the rate for the cheapest booking I do but wants a 30 min booking!Gave him a chance and started to explain where I was in conjunction to the train station only for him to ask if I work in a safe environment!At this point I decided to not bother with his booking as he didn't sound like he had read anything and probably wouldn't show up anyway.I declined politely only to have him text several times asking for my address and then saying 'Wow!All this because I was new and nervous to all this'
All what?Because I said no to a booking??
New people don't ask what your best rate is,new people generally read your profile and so know that you work from a discreet apartment and new people don't often just ring and give like 10 mins notice!
He didn't sound nervous to me he sounded like a haggling pushy wally who get's silly when he is told no!