Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2706059 times)

Hannaah · « **Reply #10515 on:** 25 November 2016, 06:14:31 pm »

Hi Hannah I'm Matt, could we talk dirty before arranging a meet? Horny now, not sure about meet yet.

Shewolf · « **Reply #10516 on:** 25 November 2016, 06:18:18 pm »

Quote from: Pregnantkinky on 23 November 2016, 02:02:53 pm

Funniest text I have ever received just happened today!

"Hi im peter could you put me on your kitchen side and season me like im a bit of meat please"

Shove stuffing up his arse? FFS! Are these men of this planet??
Ask him how long should you cook him in the oven for.

Hannaah · « **Reply #10517 on:** 26 November 2016, 12:48:52 am »

Hi I'm a desperate needy lonely lad with no one I'm looking for someone who can use me take all my money off me make me pay for everything and make me kiss there feet pleasure them clean there ass out laugh at me disrespect me an take advantage of me on a weekly pay basis xx

Shewolf · « **Reply #10518 on:** 26 November 2016, 05:12:41 pm »

Quote from: hannah13 on 26 November 2016, 12:48:52 am

Hi I'm a desperate needy lonely lad with no one I'm looking for someone who can use me take all my money off me make me pay for everything and make me kiss there feet pleasure them clean there ass out laugh at me disrespect me an take advantage of me on a weekly pay basis xx

Sounds OK that apart from the omitted bit...

I have one today:

'Can you tell me a bit about yourself? What do you do in your spare time?'

(errrm okaaaaaaaaaaay)

katrina · « **Reply #10519 on:** 26 November 2016, 10:25:17 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 26 November 2016, 05:12:41 pm

I have one today:

'Can you tell me a bit about yourself? What do you do in your spare time?'

(errrm okaaaaaaaaaaay)

Did he think he was interviewing you for a job or something?!!

One the other day asked me to tell him 'my biggest secret' !!! That was after he had told me almost his full life story *yawns*

Shewolf · « **Reply #10520 on:** 27 November 2016, 12:56:22 pm »

Quote from: katrina on 26 November 2016, 10:25:17 pm

Did he think he was interviewing you for a job or something?!!

One the other day asked me to tell him 'my biggest secret' !!! That was after he had told me almost his full life story *yawns*

I think men like that are cheesy and I hate cheesy false people. Gob shites.

littleminxjennifer · « **Reply #10521 on:** 28 November 2016, 02:32:00 pm »

Hi I'm 19 and nervous
I want to make a booking but can we get to know each other first

mature helen · « **Reply #10522 on:** 28 November 2016, 03:02:13 pm »

Text today..

Do you swallow cum ropes?

Sexymilf · « **Reply #10523 on:** 28 November 2016, 03:09:58 pm »

My first text this morning was can you do a bj for 20??? I said my lowest rate is half hour x

Shewolf · « **Reply #10524 on:** 28 November 2016, 06:11:58 pm »

Quote from: mature helen on 28 November 2016, 03:02:13 pm

Text today..

Do you swallow cum ropes?

I was just about to put some dinner in my mouth and I logged on here and it sort of stopped half way reading that one.

Pregnantkinky · « **Reply #10525 on:** 28 November 2016, 11:02:14 pm »

What on earth, never heard that before lol

Quote from: mature helen on 28 November 2016, 03:02:13 pm

Text today..

Do you swallow cum ropes?

mature helen · « **Reply #10526 on:** 28 November 2016, 11:22:34 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 28 November 2016, 06:11:58 pm

I was just about to put some dinner in my mouth and I logged on here and it sort of stopped half way reading that one.

Nice eh? I get some classy punters texting me.

mature helen · « **Reply #10527 on:** 28 November 2016, 11:23:47 pm »

Quote from: Pregnantkinky on 28 November 2016, 11:02:14 pm

What on earth, never heard that before lol

You and me both. I can only imagine what this means.

mature helen · « **Reply #10528 on:** 28 November 2016, 11:28:00 pm »

text received

Hi there my name is Tom I'm 18 and new to this I seen your aw profile and thought wow x

Obviously with men (punters) 'seen' and 'read' are two different things as I have specifically written I don't see anyone under 35.

littleminxjennifer · « **Reply #10529 on:** 28 November 2016, 11:37:53 pm »

"Hi minx, i would love to see you for an hour, ,but as i'm a student i'm sure you can understand money is tight. can we come to some arrangement?"

sorry i don't see men who haggle as its disrespectful, may i suggest someone in your price range

"ok, sorry"

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